Monday, October 30, 2006

Tomorrow is ALL HALLOWS EVE!

w00t! I'm going to put on some crazy person makeup and carry around a spoon or maybe a whisk and call myself a serial killer. I like the whisk idea myslef. Perhaps a garlic press . . . ooo, that's a good one.

Twilight Time Between: Had to come in early to complete a lab I missed on Wednesday. After I looked at my animal cells in mitosis under the microscope and recorded my findings, I went to the art room to work on my masks. Mr.S said, "Listen to this song and tell me what the precussion is."
I listened to the song and I kept thinking castonets or tap shoes and he said, "Guess." I said I didn't know. It was tap dancers. It sounded pretty sweet!

Health: Boring somehting. Chapter on nutrition, I think. DIdn't pay attention. Don't care. XP I worked on designing a way to carve Frank the Demonic Rabbit onto a pumpkin and came up with a pretty cool design. I'll post it on here when I have more time. No! I'll post pix of our pumpkins tomorrow. XD That's what I'm doing tomorrow.

Geometery: I used Brittany's colored pencils and colored Frank. CX We did more worksheets on stupid angles. XP I gave Evan his new Nerds box ring. It was a Spooky Nerds one with a ghost on it. Mine had a vampire Nerd. XD It's so cute.

English: Good question. Nothing exciting. Review for quiz tomorrow. XL

Lunch: I've decerned that it's not my impulses I have trouble with, it's Evans. XD Today I was staring longingly at Brady's potato wedgies and I asked him if I could just have that very littlest one. Brady said, "No, mine." So Evan snatched it and gave it to me. XD

Advisory: I've had to do all the crappy jobs for this play. I had to help make the set, I've had to sub in for people who've been gone, I've had to glue the stupid set, and now I've had to help cut out tickets. That's what we did in advisory today. Lots of fun. Wee. XP

Phys Sci: We did a reveiw on the palms for the test tomorrow. How can they give us a test on Halloween? Oh well, Mrs. Scary is giving us candy too, so it's all good. XD

Art: Finished my mask project and started cutting my snowflake for the next project. I had to check out what exactly the Heartless symbol looks like because I couldn't remember. Evan did the Nobody symbol and I'm going to do the Heartless. I think I like them better. They're so much more fun even if they are simpler to defeat. They're all sorts of colors and shapes and things. They're all pretty original compared to the Nobodys who are all sort of humanoid and wiggly. X? The Heartless sign is better anyway.

Am His: We did a worksheet and worked in pairs. I was paired with Sam who was paired with Evan who was paired with Brady who was paired with Joey who was paired with Sheldin. It was lovely. Except for Sheldin and Joey. XP

Biology: We reveiwed for the test tomorrow too. XP More tests. Have you heard the She Wants Revenge version of Kidnap the Sandy Claws. It sounds so cool. XJ We played that game where you have to say everything the people before you said and then add something to it with mitosis. Wee fun. XP

Mr. S announced that the "Punkin" carving was canceled because only one person had a pumpkin so I just went to play practice. I stopped by on the way and told him he was a party pooper. He said, "Hey, you know what, come here." He put an arm around me and Evan's shoulders. "I'm going to give you two a talk." He led us into his room and gave us the cookies he'd made for art club. We took some for Mr.B because it was his birthday today. I gave him the Nightmare Before Xmas Soundtrack at parent teacher confrences as his present. We sat up there and talked to him for a while. Then Brady got dragged away by the Play Police and Evan and I sat in the computer lab and distracted the kids trying to work on their VFW essays. XD Lots of fun. When Mr.B went home we went to play practice. I read my part and escaped again. Yay. CX
Then I played Kingdom Hearts to find a good picture of the Heartless symbol. You know where I found it? In the journal on Rabid Dog's butt. XD Those little things make me laugh. I think I'd be a . . . Possesor if I was a Heartless. That thing looked like was having fun.
Then we went to walmart and I got a shirt that has the scarecrow on it and says "If I only had a brain." And four pumpkins. I got two, one for me and one for Evan then Liza got two as well.
I'm going to go play video games some more, m'kay?

---We're his henchmen and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him and to stay on his good side.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Gone Again!

Forgot to blog yesterday got all wrapped up in writing and you know what that means? It means I'm unstuck! w00t!

Twilight Time Between: I don't remember. That's what happens when you forget to blog.

Health: Watched more dumb video. XP We finished it just in time for the hour to be over. Do you realize that means that the dumb video was about three hours long!?! Who wants to watch a three hour video on NUTRITION. Icky.

Geometery: Worksheets. Evil worksheets. XL Gner.

English: DOL, worksheet, notes. The usual. Don't remeber anything special.

Lunch: ??? You know bloggin about yesterday is rather pointless when you don't remember anything!

Phys Sci: Workday.

Art: Masks.

Am His: Test. Pretty easy except for the bit on vertical and horizontal integration.

Bio: . . . Workday again. Have to be in early on Monday to do the lab so I don't have to write a report on it. XP That's bad.

Went home and called Evan to see if we were going to go skating. We didn't get to go so then we were just going to hang out and do nothing like we always do, but my mom said no so we didn't. Did get the new NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS soundtrack with bonus disc of Danny Elfman demos and redone classic songs by artists like Marylin Manson, She Wants Revenge, Panic! At the Disco, and Fiona Appple. (oh, yeah, there's Fall Out Boy too, but we don't care about them.) It's a lovely CD.

127 days remain.

Today we went to parent teacher conferences. Saw Mr.B (because neither my sister nor I have him for class this year), Mr.S, Mrs. Scary, Mrs. Brusselsprout, and Mr. Lawsomething. Got my grades as well. All A's and one B. *shrug*
Had to go to the dentist with my mom afterward. It was a long wait. I read some of my Am His book which I've only gotten about 70 pages into with a bunch to go. XP Then we went to the costume store and browsed just because we were close. They had some cool stuff and some stupid stuff. Then we got food and went home where I am now. The dog is whistling to itself. X?

---No, stupid, try to think. If we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces and then Jack would beat us black and green!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Follow the Way of the Yak.

This is part of a post I wrote yesterday while riding to Richplace on a bus with the rest of the HS A. Team:

My philosophy on life: "I don't know . . . whatever."
Evan has just tied my shoes together. As you can tell this post wasn't originally written on the computer. Right now I'm sitting on the bus across from Evan the Amazingly Annoying being bored. I just thought I could start blogging now so I can do justice to the The Tournament later.

Twilight Time Between: I showed up with seconds to spare yet again. XP

Health: I came in a Lucretia was doodling an Xmas tree on the board. It'sn not even been Halloween yet and she's thinking Xmas! Halloween is the best holiday EVER! So I went up to the board next to her and began to doodle Jack Skellington. She stops. She looks. She says, "Eww! Don't draw that guy! He's UG-LY!" and erases Jack the Pumkin King's head! Blasphemy! Then we watched a dumb video on nutrition and I doodled in the very notebook I'm writing this in.

Geometery: Worksheets and terms, general boringnes. XP

English: Worksheets and notes. Prepositional phrases are everywhere. They're everywhere!

Lunch: Brady was gone again. Greg brought that magazine he's been promising me for 3 days. There's a figureine in there of The Great Deity! *angelic chorus* Must have! Must get! Must own! GHA! I was reading a reveiw for Rules of Rose out loud and I'd just gotten to the bit about "animal cruelty, live burials, and sexula innuendo" when I look up to see Mr. Parking standing behind me. It was a little scary. He just sort of smiled and moved along the cafeteria. Freaked me out. DX

Advisory: Went to the Art room and worked on my masks.

Phys Sci: Talked to Sam, who is blonde now. It's definately different than her old black. XJ We worked on mole conversions again. Mine were all converted to Hindu.

Am His: We were only in this class for ten minutes or so. We took the quiz and left to load the bus. And now here I am. I've already listened to Rosenrot once and tried to do my homework on this friggin bumpy bus. It's 3:15 now. I'll report back with news of the match later. Back to you, Silence.

Thanks, Silence. That was it for the bus written part.

128 days remain.

We stopped at a food strip in some little town or other and Evan and I got Taco Bell while the rest of the people (Haylee, Sara, Addy, Rebecca) went to DQ. We got our food and went over there to eat with them. We had about an hour to do so and there were creepy people in costumes in front of the McDonald's. There was a dancing cookie, a hamburgler, and a "Jacket" because that's the school mascot in that town. Evan and I thought it was a hornet and started singing the "We are the Hornets," song from Speak.
Now, I'll get into the match. We sat around in Richplace's sherbet colored school for a while listening to Sabastian play his guitar. He's pretty good. He was singing too and sometimes that wasn't as good. XD

The first match we played was against a bunch of dipsticks from . . . I don't remember. Somewhere. I never caught were. They beat us pretty roundly. One of them was wearing black tieless lowtop Chucks. I got a valkiries question. I got most of the questions in that match. We had a bonus question about psychologists. They would give you a title of a book and you had to tell them which psychologist wrote it. We got one I think and then the moderator said Interpretation of Dreams which I knew was by Frude (can't spell that). I was looking at Evan, who was captain, nodding and smiling, because I thought that he knew. He smiled back and looks up and says, "Doctor Suess!" Doctor Suess!?!?! I thou ght he knew that! He's always complaining about Frude! He should have to know a little bit about him right? WRONG! I was mad at him and Mrs. Scary (JV coach) was mad at him too. We both told him he was being stupid.

The second match we got beat in too. Mrs. Scary put me next to Evan in this one so I could smack him when he did stupid things. Evan was actually asking me to punch him on some of them. I didn't hit him too hard. XJ This one was against another one I don't remember. O-something. XP They just kept getting easy ones.

The third match was against one of our arch enemies . . . buh, buh, buh . . . Nerwood! The Frullet wasn't on the team though. We were playing the B team because we're the JV and the Frullet had moved up to the A team because she's sooo good. We beat Nerwood by ten points! Yay! Woohoo! It was a stressful night for me because I was in the whole time. I was the top scorer for the night, too. We went and waited in the serbet hall for varsity to show up. Evan had to go out and look in the bus for them. THey weren't in the bus. We sat around and waited for them for a long time. I talked to this guy from Nerwood who was pretty nice. He was missing a baseball game on TV for this, he said.

We gave up and were herded onto the bus a few minutes before varsity got out of their game. They said they'd entered over time and had a sudden death round and lost. XP Sux for them. Their record was 1-2 as well. They'd only won one game, too. I tried to throw up on our way to the bus. That tasted real good.
On the bus ride home I wasn't feeling very good and Evan was trying to cheer me up. He told him his soul would be with me or something sappy like that and I said, "Now I think I really will throw up."
He taught me how to do the deadfish-faith-hook-pinky-shoot handshake. We just sat there and did it over and over again until I got it right. He'd tried to teach me before, but I'd brushed him off. We talked about my book some more. I got some good ideas from him (dark northern god, Anna visions, and . . . something else, I'll remember later). He always knows the story line but never has to read the story. He usually knows the storyline of the books I haven't written yet. Then we got to talking about Tyler Durden and philosophy and the universe, lots of things like that. It's always interesting when we get to talking about things like that.

--- Religion don't mean nothing. It's just another way to be ri-ight.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

It's a Beautiful Disaster.

Twilight Time Between: I showed up and stood for about five minutes until the bell rang. Evan looked at me and said, "Good morning, sunshine. You look pleasant." I think I grunted at him.

Health: We took a test and I doodled some lyrics from the Racontuer's Level. "My baby's on the level (my baby's on the level), I'm tryin to read her mind (I'm tryin' to read her mind). She's on the straight and narrow (she's on the straight and narrow) and I'm guessin' all the time (guessin all the time). How can I see the road (How can I see the road), when I'm lookin at the signs (lookin at the si-igns)?" Oh, and Haylee told me that we have an A.Team tournament tomorrow. No one knew about it. I think, Mrs. H forgot to tell us, but hey, no big deal for me.

Geometery: We got our grades back. Evan got his first and he thoguht it was on his test. His was a 91%. I said something about, "watch mine be an F"and he said, "No, we cheated off of each other." I got mine and it was a 91% too. We kind of laughed and then Mrs. Brusselsprout says, "This is the grade that's on your quarter grade." Evan and looked at each other and said, "This is our quarter grade! Even weirder." It kind of weireded me out. We laughed for about ten minutes about it, too. We did some easy stuff with triangles. Yay! I love easy stuff. It snowed outside. Mrs. Brusselsprouts was in denial. She said it was just tree dandruff.

English: We went over our test, which I got a A, and graded the homework from Friday. Evan and I were talking about Kingdom Hearts II and Brandon (not the cool Brandon) who sits in front of me told us to shut up so we started whispering about it. Evan can't find this new episode he's got at Hollow Bastion and I was trying to help him figure it out. Mr. Lawsomething looks up from his desk and says, "Is there something in this conversation I'm not supposed to know about?" Evan and I look at him like "What?" and he says, "You went from (talks louldy) to this (softly). I know, I'll bet you're plotting to blow up the world." We agreed and he went on with class.

Lunch: Brady wasn't here. He's gone pheasant hunthing in some Dakota. Joey almost stole Evan's spot and made him scoot over by me. XP But Haylee nagged him out of it so it's all good and I had a spot to put my stuff. (Note to self "lay the egg")

Phys Sci: We're learing about moles. "Moles. I always knew moles were evil!" Mole are 6.02 x 10^23, I think. Very large numbers of very small things. Yus. Conversion boxes! "Grams on top and grams on bottom now we're happy, happy, happy." :)
Have I told you my thing about emoticons? Well, you make all the smilies out of colins right? That just makes me think of using someone's instestines to make a big slimey smily face. Ew.

Art: More masks. Mr. S is the art fairy. He was walking around with his ruler wand hitting people over the head with it and making them work. Namely me. XD

Am His: Quiz, notes, and Bush jokes.
I'll put my favorite here:
Bush calls Dick Cheney and says, "You know how you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, well, I got this puzzle, but none of the pieces fit thogether and I can't find any edges." So Cheney says, "Okay, I'll come over there to help you out. What's the puzzle of?"
Bush replies, "A big rooster."
So Cheney gets to the Oval Office and looks at Bush's desk. He says, "Put the cornflakes away, George."

Biology: We had to start our lab report for the lab on Wednesday. I'm working with Rebecca and Bridget because Evan's going to be gone. Bridget doesn't really apriciate my humor. Rebecca does! XD

129 days remain.

I stayed for Art Club after school and helped stretch muslims on a a rack. No, we were really stretching muslin on frames to paint for the set. Mr. S doesn't like it very much. There was pizza and glue everywhere. It was lots of fun, but it was hot. XP

--- I'm carryin a load (I'm carryin a load), and steppin out of line . . .

Monday, October 23, 2006

Misspellers of the world UNTIE!

I refuse to accept your reality and substitute my own.

The weekend was a big buch of nothing. If there had been something I would've been more punctual about my blogging. I finished re-reading Fire Light (which is what I'm officially calling the 3rd one) and began reading the beggining of the 4th one. Because that's the one I'm stuck on. XP
I've gotten no new ideas so far. I did figure out how to change the settings on what Word checks for so I can tell it to stop bugging me about first person because most of the stuff I write is in first person. And the thing about passive voice. It' always bugging me about passive voice and I don't see any passive voice! I want my Word Perfect back. That program was so much better than Word. I knew where all my buttons were and it had words like "Muzak" and "nosferatu" in it's dictionary. (Okay, not nosferatu, but it sounded good, alright?)
My throat hurts and I have to go to school now. I will be back!

---ALIVE! ALIVE! Alive with the, Alive with the GLORY of LOVE! (That song makes me laugh. Workcamps, hehe. CX)

Friday, October 20, 2006

I have the distinct feeling I'm being stupid.

Ah, random titles. It was a half day today. YAY! That's why I'm blogging at 1 instead of 3.

Health: Board races. We lost again. I hate my team. We suck.

Geometery: Had a test. I totally spaced on how to find the distance from a point to a line. It has something to do with the distance formula (Square root of [Y1-Y2]^2 + [X1-X2]^2) and the Y=mx+b thing. I didn't remember. Evan didn't know either because we tried to cheat off each other and realized neither of us got it. XD

English: We played a game having to do with moral issues. It sounds a lot less fun than it actually was. It was more about debate that morals. You could answer one of four ways: "Strongly Disagree", "Somewhat Disagree", "Somewhat Agree", and "Strongly Agree". Then you had to support your answer with an arguement. We did one on Churchill and the Enigma thing. You know, when they found out this English town was going to be bombed but they didn't tell anyone. I agreed with Churchill because it was 3,000 or 4,000 lives vs. 15,000 or 20,000 and if the Germans had figured it out how many more towns that size would've been bombed?
There was one that had to do with building a 12 million dollar community center and you end up about a million short, then this Mafia boss calls you and wants to donate 4 million. Take it or leave it? I took the money. XD Yay money!
There was one about a basketball game and another about being a teenage girl. There were only two guys in class, Evan and Kyle, and they had to pretend to be girls. XD It was funny. Mr. Lawsomething said they were both blushing.

Lunch: We fought over fruit gushers and doritos in the brown bag lunches today. Joey stole Haylee's seat by Evan. You know . . . I don't remember much else.

Phys Sci: We went straight to fifth hour after lunch instead of advisory. We had to do this thing on the palms with Chem Table where you had to write 3 characteristics for 10 elements. I finished that and was playing Coconut Fern (which is just Connect Four) and I won--- THREE TIMES! I tied the stupid CP twice, too. XP That thing is so snobby. Thinks it can win everything.
130 days remain.

I'm still stuck. Help me. My hundred page rut is really deep this time and I can get out! I've just had Tile rescue Randy and Nyord from the nasty witch-hunter man and now I'm at a loss. It's just like I can't pick it back up. I'm sad. And STUCK.

---So don't you beleive them, they'll destroy you with their lies. They only see the obvious. They see the sun go down, but they don't see it rise.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Dragged to another V.ball game.

I'm such a push over when Evan goes, "You don't have to come if you don't want to." and gives me The Face. I hate The Face. It could get me to do anything. Do all guys come equipt with this Face? Or is it a gift? I wonder . . . X?

Twilight Time Between: I was woken up early, even after I'd grumbled at my dad that I wasn't going in early today and got to school on time anyway. XP Nothing special.

Health: Board races. We came in last. I doodled most of the time anyway. XD

Geometery: Had reveiw work and our terms for the chapter. Do any of you know what an . . . indij-something is? It's a weird word and I don't like it.

English: Not much.

Lunch: I falied my test because it was Tostitos and "Cheese Flavored Dip" today. Brady had a chip. I watched the chip. The chip was dipped in cheeze. I watched the chip. Then Evan got given chips and "Cheeze Flavored Dip" so I shared with him. Brady shook his head and said, "You have failed and deeply dissapointed me." I made a sad face and he just glared at me. I kept eating Evan's chips. CX

Phys Sci: Had a test today. Most of it was easy. Except for the bit about orbitals. I totally forgot all my orbitals. XP Drat!

Art: Worked on my masks some more. I had the hardest time finding that stupid monkey mask so I could shade it properly. XP

Am His: Took notes and had a quiz. Not much again. THis was a pretty boring normal day. X(

Biology: Had Mr. Cackles, Mrs. Cackles husband, as a sub. He had to give us the notes because of the bulb blowing out yesterday and the assignment from today. I had one problem left when the bell rang so I'll just do it tonight. Ooh, Feuer and Wasser. CX
This is where Evan asked me if I was going to the volleyball game tonight. I said, "No," rather incredulously. I hate volleyball games. We always lose and I'm always bored out of my mind. He says, "But it's the last one of the season." I give him a look. Still no. He gives me The Face. I cave. "I'll see," I say.

131 days remain.

Well, I went. Wee for me. Austin was there and I talked to him most of the time. We jammed to the Gorillaz and . . . something else I can't remember. I also called Taylor to wish him a happy late birthday. We talked for about 30 minutes and he told me to tell Evan to "Eat His Pants" in Latin. I did. Evan didn't know what it meant. Taylor also gave me some news that made me go "Wait . . . what?" I've been lied to for a long time, and now I know about it, and I plan on confronting the problem person with the issue fairly soon. I'm just not sure which person to start with. XL Slaphead is not amused. We do not like being lied to, even in delicate matters such as this. I may be gullible sometimes, but if I work it out, I'm gonna be mad at you for it. I only thought it was girls who were this catty. I'm considering just giving the whole party the cold shoulder, but I can't do that to half the party as they would suspect something was up. Frap.

---Wo bist du?

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Mmm . . .cooookies . . . i luv cookies. CX

I just had a cookie. It was gud. XD

Twilight Time Between: I had to get up early for A. Team practice today, right? Well, right, it's Wednesday, but guess what. Mrs. H wasn't here today so Addy, Brady, Carly, and I all showed up at 7:30 on the dot to go to practic and we all end up sitting in the commons area for an hour. XP Oh, well.

Health: No naps today. We did the chapter reveiw. It was boring. I worked on my Words, Words, Words page in my notebook. The whole page is filled with words of different fonts and sizes. Random things I write. Wyrm, Shatter, This is Stupid, lots of No's, In Case of Ememergency Break Glass, and things like that.

Geometery: Mrs. Brusselsprouts gave us a worksheet, but the girl who copied them off copied the answers on the back of them. XD It was on longitude and latitude because we're now into Spherical Geometery which sounds more like Geography to me, but what do I know.

English: We had to go to Mrs. Moony's room to take our test. It was a little weird. The test was relitively easy. I worked on the Words some more.

Lunch: I talked to Brady and Greg today. Evan wore this awesome jacket today (and yesterday but I didn't mention it yesterday.) It's soft suede with foaux fur lining all inside it. I was petting him. XD It weirded him out.

Advisory: More Remember the Titans.

Phys Sci: We did a reveiw sheet for our test tomorrow. XP No like a-da tests.

Art: Worked on my masks. I did one today that looked like a chicken and another that was a bird with horns. I like the bird with horns. XD Mr.S was not a happy camper today.

Where did that term come from? Happy Camper? Since when have campers been inherently happy? I know I'm not happy when we go camping.

Am His: We . . . wrote a short essay on philanthropy. Well, more specifically we wrote a short essay on "What would you do with your money if you were obscenely rich?" I said I'd fund stem cell research, create an A. Team tournament, and commit random acts of kindness.

Biology: We had a sub again today. And more notes. But when the sub, Mrs. Yellowshoes I'm going to call her because she has these wicked awesome bright yellow shoes!, turned on the overhead the lightbulb blew. Haha! Instead she gave us the vocab from tomorrows assignment to work on. XP Then we got candy for answering questions. Rabecca is awesome and got two questions and gave me one of her pieces of candy! I just thought I'd give her some credit. XDXDXD

132 days remain.

Didn't have practice today because it's Act III and I've seen it. XP Yay! Now I'm here with cookies and my grandma blogging to you. I will now go bury myself in a book . . . MY book, actually. I'm still stuck in that hundred-page rut and as I try to get out my tires are just flinging mud.
Ha! That was a pretty good metaphor.

---Black holes and revelations, something and expectations . . .

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Naps, Spaniels, and . . . Weirdness

I love naps. We have a cockerspaniel now. Weirdness is my life.

Twilight Time Between: Finished my inverse color project and started working on my masks project which I'm only a little late on and I won't be coming in--- CRAP! I've got to go in early tomorrow for A. Team practice anyway. Gner. XP

Health: We had to write that 2 page paper from yesterday today. Another regurgitation assignment. It sucked. I really wanted to add something about actually commiting suicide in there like, "This is a great way to solve all your problems!" or "Yay for sucide!" Just cause it would throw them off and send me to the counselor. XJ Then when I was done with the paper I fell asleep. XD It was luvverly. First time I've ever actually fallen asleep in class.

Geometery: Mrs. Brusselsprouts explained yesterdays assignment to us and gave us a short assignment and a worksheet today. The worksheet was one of those toothpick puzzles you know, "Here's a diagram containing 243 toothpix now remove three and make them 389 toothpix." I don't like those. Evan did that worksheet and I did the book assignment and we traded. XD

English: . . . We reveiwed for the test tomorrow. Lots of fun.

Lunch: Evan and I were looking at Flight while Brady and Greg talked about us. There was much discussion of dates that they wouldn't tell us because we were being "antisocial". The date was the 27th and the event was a mystery "because we weren't listening." So Brady says he's going to invite Joey instead of Evan and I, and I don't really care because he's driving me crazy. The event turns out to be the limo ride Greg always plans and I have SHC halloween party I have to be at so it doesn't matter. I was angry with him.

Advisory: Had a sub. We just watched more of Remember the Titans so it was no big deal.

Phys Sci: Worked on our worksheets and went over our notes. Worked on my worksheets and . . . talked to Sam about stuff.

Art: Worked on my masks and weireded Evan out because he had no idea I was done with my inverse color project. XP We traded masks and things.

Am His: Took a quiz and some notes. The usual.

Bio: Sub again. We just took notes and then I doodled on my notebook cover which was a futile effort because I'm about due for a new notebook. I like those big notebooks with the manilla folderypocket things.

Had play practice today. Act II again. I played Mary until I got to Ms. Black's part and then I couldn't be me and her at the same time. I finished my Ms. Balck part and snuck out because I said I'd go over to Evan's after school. We didn't get to go skating. XD Ah . . . well, too bad.

133 days remain.

At Evan's we stood around and had the following conversation several times:

"What do you want to do?"
"I don't know what do you want to do?"
"Well, you tell me what you want to do."
"You tell me what you want to do."
"What do you want to do?"
"I don't know what do you want to do?"

It was highly entertaining. THen we deicded to hunt for Taylor's birthday present because his birthday is like . . . tomorrow. I'll have to call him and wish him a happy birthday. Then we wandered around talked and did nothing. We tried to explore Evan's old house, but the doors were locked so I threw apples at Evan while he swung at them with a PVC pipe. We then sat on the picnic table and did nothing some more. We found Taylor's present. A robot that reads your book for you, but you have to turn the pages for it, a sculpture made out of a dinosaur and a die. We put the die in the dinosaur's mouth and called it Art. XD We did have to go in and eat at some point before going back out and doing nothing again. He had the PVC pipe and was chasing me with it until I picked up a stick and broke it into Ninja throwing sticks. I missed with all of them but one, which hit his hit his forehead and spun off. It actually cut him which I felt really bad about, but he didn't seem to concerned so I quickly got over it. Then my dad brought me home and I ate icecream and am now blogging to you. Aren't you glad I like you enough to try to blog to you on a regular basis. If I didn't like you I'd come up with posts like, "Don't read this. You're stupid." But see, I don't. I share my thoughts and feelings with you. As my parental units say, "It's like reading her journal with all the super secret personal bits cut out." XP

---I'm completely alone at a table of friends. I feel nothin for them. Nothin.

Monday, October 16, 2006

My Sox are Soggy.

And it really bothers me.

Twilight Time Between: I finally finished my fricking dot portrait! I am done! Fine! Haha! And then I went back to work on my inverse color project which I will probably be coming back in to see Mr.S about anyway. XP

Health: Mr. Fishface was going to make us do a 2 page paper on teen suicides!If he had I think I would have commited suicide. XP He would have . . . had he not . . . been called down to cover for Mr. Little in gym class. So the girls got a free day and the guys got a free day. I sat around talked to Sam and whatsername and Kevin. Evan came to say hi from his game of vollesomthing because I mentioned it off-hand to Sam and she called him over. He said he had to keep bouncing back and forth so Haylee or I didn't get mad at him for spending too much time with the other. I told him I only wanted him to say hi and he could go back now if he wanted. I was just feeling unloved. He went back. I lent him Flight.

Geometery: Mrs. Brusselsprouts was being a real . . . brusselsprout today. She took forever to explain our homework, probably because no one got it and I just don't care, then she doesn't give us notes or anything and the bell rings and she gives us this assignment after the bell! I made an attempt at it and then it started asking me about making parallels from here to here and doing this and that and I shut the book and gave up. She wants me to do it, she can teach me how.

English: . . . More adverbs. He did commercials for some Isacc Asmov and Louis La'Amour books. I didn't really care. Everyone reads those so I don't. XJ

Lunch: Brady was in a bad mood after he said he was going to be in a good one and I cheered him up.

Advisory: I found out I'd missed the advisory party, which was during lunch, but I got to cheer up Brady so I wasn't too sad. I had a taco and watched a bit of Remember the Titans with the rest of the class. Emily said she was going to remind me but she didn't. I shrugged. I was just glad I got to cheer Brady up.

Phys Sci: Had that test over elements today. She doesn't take it if you write Zn in the space next to the place where it says Zn. It just doesn't work. XP I missed a lot of the B- ones too. Like Be, Ba, Br . . . I don't remember any of those.

Art: Worked on our inverse color projects some more. I'm aout to fall asleep . . . oh, I'm so tired. I may go take a nap. Yeah, a nap. CX

Am His: Took some notes. I UNTIED EVAN'S SHOE!
He always double-knots them! And he didn't and I untied it! HA!

Biology: We took notes again and had a little vocabulary. I told Evan he was such a diploid. XJ
No seriously, my eyeballs are aching and I can't keep my eyelids open.

Had play practice after school. I just read my part and watched it all go on.

134 days remain.

---My baby's on the level. I'm tryin to read her mind. She's on the straight and narrow and I'm guessin all the time.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Today is a day to be inside looking out.

It would be better if all the leaves were red and yellow, but I'll settle. The smell of the smoke from the pellet stove helps. As do my ugly alien bunny slippers. It's drizziling outside. Enought to make it look foggy. It's about forty-five degrees and falling this late in the day. The waning sunlight makes it look even grayer out there. It's been a day for hoods up and gloves on. Red cheeks and dull eyes. I'm tired. My eyes are watery. I can feel the salt crust on my cheeks where the tears ran.

I didn't taste them.

There are rain drops on the window next to me. The world is upsidedown in those little water globes. I like it better that way. The sky is gray, gray, gray. Gray like my jacket and shirt, gray like my sock toes, gray like someone's eyes.

Not mine. Mine are greeny-yellow today. Like changing leaves. I like the noise leaves make when the crunch. It's all very autumn. Autumn has to be my favorite season.

I think I should call someone. I need to talk. Or at least sigh at them over the phone. Maybe Evan. He puts up with that kind of thing. But it's Sunday. And he's probably off doing something like rockclimbing or iceskating. I'll try him when I'm done here perhaps.

I got Flight today. Volume three. Evan has either volume one or two, I don't remember and the artwork is jus so amazing I decided to get this one today. It was either Flight, V for Vendetta, Ring, Sandman Vol. 1, or H.P. Lovecraft.

---Don't die before I do.

Heap Big Woman Sleepover

Yesterday I was at Jessica's. Spent the night on Friday. We built a fire for Friady the 13th in her chimelia. Is that how you spell it? Well, in that little round thingy with a chimney on it, anyway. It was a heap big man fire. We were trying to light it with a little push it-trigger lighter and that didn't work so we brought out this heap big man torch and light our fire with that. We went twig hunting and got enough wood to last us a few hours outside. We had beef jerky, pickled okra, beachtowels, and three layers of clothing each. It was nice. She caught me up on her drama and I told her about my boring days. No drama here. Except the ankel thing, but that's not nearly as good as some of hers. It was about midnight when our flashlight died and we ran out of wood so we sat around until the fire died to embers. We shaped a heart in the embers. It looked so cool. The orange glow fading in and out of the individual embers as the air moved. It looked like red and gray velvet. So soft . . .
We watched Posiedon, so predictable with Super Man, Super Dad, and Super Boyfriend. I can't beleive they killed off Super Dad and not Super Boyfriend. We went through The Adventure of Getting the Futon Matress to Jessica's Room and then talked until we fell asleep at about one or two. I woke her up at nine and we stole the PS2 from her sister to play Sims until we went outside. We went pond hunting. We went to one, found it was all dried up.
Peat green alge cracked mud splatter squish poopy.
We then went a round about way to another pond which it looked like, had been dried up for a few years at least. There was dead cornstalks in it.
We then went back in because we both had to use the bathroom and were hot even if it was only 60 degrees out there. We . . . talked . . . something . . . I don't know.
Can'telloversavenoughademonightsallonevenobodyousedtoknow.

---Iii-iiiich Varte He-ir . . .

Friday, October 13, 2006

JESSICA!

I get to see Jess, I get to see Jess . . . XP

Yus.

Twilight Time Between: Mr.S had in Sigur Ros today. I really like them. They're so cool. XD I'm so close to being done with that stupid dot project! This close! Gah!

Health: Mr. Charming was back today. We had a worksheet and a chapter and an assignment. He was really loading up for the sub. XP

Geometery: Mrs. Brusselsprouts got over her headache and we did the proofs and a worksheet. XP

English: We did adverbs modifying adverbs and adjectives and verbs today. It was kinda confusing.

Lunch: Brady was being difficult. He let me have some of the pepperoni he'd picked out of his pizzadipperthingydudes, but then when I took a little piece of his salad he goes all! "ARG! MINE! Grrrrr. . . " and was beind sullen because I stole his cabbage. He gave the rest of the pepperoni to Evan who gave some to me anyway. XP on him. Then he put the last three pepperoni on the edge of his tray and tested my impulse control again. One of the pepperoies had cheeze on it. XD

Advisory: We had NAP DAY! It was lovely. CX

Phys Sci: We studied elements some more. Cd is Cadmium . . . V is Vandium? and . . . Cl is Cholrine. (Had to give myself an easy one.)

Art: Worked on my inverse color. Finally got to start the actual coloring part. It's oil pastel. I like oil pastels. They're fun. CX I discovered today that Mr.S, cruel, cruel man that he is, put someone else beteween me and Evan in the new seating chart. So I don't talk to him in there much anymore. XP

Am His: Wee took some notes (that's great, I'm gonna spell we like wee now [gonna should be a real word{look at all the things inside other things, it's like one of those Russian nesting dolls!}]). Mr. McMealy spoke French at us. He had a sad little accent and something about Laziez friare and entreprenures. We got to read for half the hour. Yay.

Biology: Watched another lame video. Same make and model as the last lame video only this one was on cell reproduction. Meiosis and Mitosis, yeah, yeah, yeah . . . XP

135 days remain.

Now I am here and did my chores and packed my bags and wearing my gray sock hat and I am ready to go to Jessica's! Yus!

---I am a writer, a writer of fictions. And I have written pages upon pages to try and rid you from my bones.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

I am at a loss.

I can't think of a title for today--- BUT in doing so I have created a title.

Twilight Time Between: I went in early again today. I stopped in at Mrs. Scary's room and took my test from forever ago. Then I went on to Mr.S's room. He had . . . Ceaser . . . P something in. He said his friend from Sweden had sent it to him. Isn't that cool. It's got Jerk It Out on it. I like that song a lot.

Health: We did a worksheet where you have to say how you could turn a situation from stressful to eustressful. I don't see how stress can be good for you at all, but apparently eustress is. Whatever.

Geometery: Mrs. Brusselsprout had a headache today so we took some note and did some stuff and I have some homework. XP It's easy stuff. Just more postulates and theorums and she didn't give us any proofs on the homework! YAY! I doodled an evil ghost guy on Evan's arm while he doodled wing-like things on his wrists that match when he puts them together. He had to have me do the bird Omakamian symbol on his right wrist. He had the droplet symbol on his left. It looked pretty cool.

English: We took notes on adverbs again. There was much boredom, but no homework.

Lunch: There was a food auction today and Brady was at his advisory party during lunch. I ate lunch today because it was fishstix. The food auction had hamburgers and pizza and McAlisters and subs . . . I wanted some! But I'm saving my money for Rammstein's Rosenrot. XL I am proud of my impulse control, but my stomach disagrees with me.

Advisory: I went to art and worked on my dots. Mr.S had that same CD in.

Phys Sci: Inside/Outside circle again. I was next to Evan and Sam on the inside this time. Tc is Technetium. XP

Gah! Epiphany: Never once did I take my mind from revenge. (Consumed, hard eyes, scar on his brow, yes . . .)

Art: Worked on inverse colors. Now I'm almost done drawing the stupid rocks. There's an awful lot of them to draw. XP

Am His: Went over that Carnegie sayz worksheet. I drew on my pants. There's a hate symbol, a guillotine, and the words "And You Jerk it OUT." with an arrow pointing to a target on one leg. On the other there are the words "Find him, find him, tie him to a pole and break his fin-gers to splin-ters. Throw him in a hole and when he wakes up na-ked, clawing". It's not finished yet. Speaking of that song. It's on now.

Biology: There was a test over DNA. It wasn't that hard. Easiest one I've had in that class all year.

Had play practice after that. I just came to watch; it was only Act I. They tried to do through page 25 without books. Brady and George made it with Mr. McMealy's help. It was good for where we are. The play's on the 17th and 18th of November so I'll let you know how that goes soon. I'm kinda excited. XJ

136 days remain.

---And America does if America says it's so, it's so. And the anchor person on TV goes 'la-deda-deda-dede-dede-de-da.'

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Best Laid Plans of Nerds and Geeks

This 'Day of' format is really limiting the creativity of my titles. So I'll cut it . . . I will use it only on days with a great something to be of. Yus.

Twilight Time Between: We had A. Team practice so I showed up for school at 7:30 again. I got some questions, but there was this one that was "What is the most common type of coal found in Illionis?" and I said "Influenza?" I thought Mrs.H had said cold. XP Everybody laughed at me. I don't even remember the real answer. It was something really obvious. Think types of coal and you'd think this, but I really can't think of it. Ah, well. It was Brady, Evan, and me on a team and Addy, Colby, and Haylee on the other. Mrs.H doesn't keep score when we practice so we don't know who won. Brady had animal crackers.

Health: We did this worksheet all about our self-image. "List 10 postive things about yourself and then one negitive." or "I'm afraid people won't like me because . . ." XP Then you had to pair with a firend and have your friend tell you why you are such a great person. Needless to say I didn't get a partner so I made it up. I then doodled WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG? In big letters that all fit together up the side of my page. The question mark said "Why even bother with every day life. We will all just fade out of existance . . ." THe random things I write on the back of my health papers. The day before my paper said "The Most Inane" in spikey letters.

Geometery: We finshed that worksheet packet with no problem. Evan did one and I did the other and we traded answers. Then we had all hour to sit and do whatever.

English: It was decreed that Becky can not write sentences about killing and/or maiming anything, but must write happy sentences about flowers and laughing children. We had a worksheet. XP

Lunch: Brady helped me work on my lack of impulse control. He got a cracker, which I wanted, and set it on his tray in front of me. "Don't eat it." I watched it. I wanted to eat it. Evan kept trying to steal it, but it was my impulse control not his. So all lunch I watched this lonely cracker calling to me. Until the bell rang and I said "IwasgoodIwasgood!Lemmieeatitpleasepleaseplease!" And it was one good cracker. XD "A real test of my impulse control," I said, "would be to send me to the mall with a hundred bucks and tell me not to spend any of it."

Advisory: There was floats. Rootbeer floats. And there was a line. A really long line. I waited in line most of the hour.

Phys Sci: Inside/Outside circle. We had to flash each other for the elements. It was great. Sb is . . . Antimony and . . . V is . . . Vandeium? Vallidium? No, that's not right. We have to have these memorized by Monday! Ahg!

Art: I had to move on to our reverse color project. I really really wanted to do this one picture but someone called Ruth already had it so I had to pick one with lots of rocks. I really would've rather done the other one. XP

Am His: Retook the test. I think I did better on it. That's all I could hope for.

Biology: The desks were rearranged again. We're still sitting about where we were. We were rewiewing for the test tomorrow. It doesn't sound that hard really.
This is the part where Best Laid Plans comes in. Evan said he'd come over Monday . . . but then he forgot and made plans with Sara. So he says Tuesday, but Tuesday he gets told he's coming to a volleyball game and he stays home anyway. So Thursday, he says, "Thursday, I promise you." Well, guess what? Because he missed the volleyball game Tuesday, he's being guilted into coming to the one Thursday. So he says "Friday . . . if my family doesn't have anything going on . . . and we'll go ice skating!" (This is for him not me. He thinks it's great when I fall on my butt.) But Friday I'm going to Jessica's to spend the night . . . and at this point, I've worked up a good mad at him and I don't really want to go with him anyway. So there.

138 days remain.

--- . . . I'm running out of good song lines.

Day of the Great Paint Wars

Excuse me all my eager readers (all . . . 1/2 of you) I forgot to blog yesterday because I was playing Scrathes (that PC game, you know). It's getting creepy. The mask is on the loose. Muhahahahaha! Along with someone who was, until recently, trapped in the basement. Muhahahahaha again.

Twilight Time Between: I had to come in early and finish my Trees project, but Mr.S had a teachers meeting so he popped in a CD and left me to my own devices until 8:20 when I went up to the commons area.
Today I have to go in early for A.Team practice. I'll tell you how that goes in the next one.

Health: We did absolutely nothing. It was the best health class I've ever had. Mr. Fishface told us he had nothing for us since it was club day (FFA this hour) so read or talk amongst yourselves. I tried to read my book for American History (Something about the Devils Trap) but then Christina and Savvy were teaching and we got t play Random Boardraces. I asked "How many sheets of paper are in a reem?" and "Who's the lead singer for Radiohead?" (Leave answers in comments, thank you.)

Geometery: We had a packet of worksheets for this hour. I think it was FCCLA. Evan was just flying through his and when he got stuck I knew it so it was okay. We're working on them again today.

English: Was SHC and Evan and I were waiting for the annoucement so we forgot. XP Won't forget next time. "We'll get it right . . . next time!"---Lock, Shock, and Barrel as they take the Easter Bunny back. We looked over our test, checked our worksheet, and did an Excersize out of the book. Wee fun.

Lunch: I finished my English and Brady and Greg ganged up on me to make me take Brady's tray. They said I had to because I'd eaten Greg's tots and he'd given me a pickle! They were saying that Greg had read my mind and told me I'd sworn to do it. I am not a pushover (like Greg). I didn't take the tray. So *nuh* XP

Advisory: Was Art Club and we had a meeting about Art Club t-shirts, building the set for the play, the trip to the galleries, and "punkin" carving and Mr.S said it. A few of the girls were like "What was that Mr.S? What are we carving?" and he very carefully pronounced "Pumpkin." That's a stupid name for a vegetable anyway. Where did they come up with it? Pumpkin? Really? I'm going to name a fruit Fuzzlebiscut and see how they like it.

Phys Sci: We had to do those worksheets we've had for a week now. FBLA was this hour. It was pretty boring. I don't have time with all my 3 . . . 5 extra curicular activities to join in with anything the FBLA's doing. So I don't. I'll do the level thingies because it looks good on collage aplications and stuff, but other than that . . . I might not even do those. I don't think I'll join next year.

Art: Ah, yes, I'd finished my Trees in advisory after the meeting was over, but I still wasn't done with my dot portrait. I got to the back ground which was this ditzy orange and happy happy yellow. I was doing fine until Mr.S told Evan to help me because he'd just finished his project. He was slathering the paint on and I had to go back and use his paint as the paint for other squares. Then I had some ditzy orange on my pinky and I tried to get it on his face, but to no avail. I wiped it on his arm instead. He said that was okay because he was mostly covered in paint anyway. And thus began the Great Paint Wars. He smeared a little on my arm, I smeared some on his hand. Then, oh then, Evan got some all over his fingers and made the back of my arm completely ditzy orange. Then Mr.S came over and told him to wash me off, but that was okay I could do that by myself. It was fun.

The paint wars not the washing my arm off.

Am His: We . . . you know I don't --- ah! Yes, I do! We had to do these "Reading Comprehension" worksheet packet. It was boring. NHS meeting. Freshmen aren't allowed to be in NHS.

Biology: FTA Club meeting. Evan was gone for that and then he left a little early for a doctors apointment. We had a study guide which I finished in class.

138 day remain.

---Oh, how they love the sporting life, oh the sporting li-i-ife . . . yeah, the sporting life.

Monday, October 09, 2006

Day of the Mysterious SUPA HYPA

Okay, TTB through advisory, I'm supa hypa and crazy happy. Feel so good you know you're going to hit a brick wall and come crashing down. Yeah, and I hit my brick wall in art. Lucky me.

Twilight Time Between: I showed up and complained to Brady about Evan going to the Renaissance fair without us and that I had to pay him for it. Brady said we should give him the 'shame, shame on your name' thing and split his cash. It was $9 and I had no change, I told him. So? Give me the five and you take four. He holds out his hand. I gave Evan his money and he said the Renaissance fair sucked this year. The best part was the barbarian village. Last year it was the fairy village and this year they made it look like the barbarians had invaded. There was fairy blood everywhere and wings stuck to trees with arrows. That makes me laugh. XD

Health: One of the stupid idiots in the guy's health class (Corbin, what a surprise) told Mr. Fishface that he was bored in health because we had nothing to do. So Mr. Fishface said he would give us more work and he did. Stupid idiot!

Geometry: We're doing slopes which is a relief because it's so friggin easy. Yus. I don't really remember anything except that I kept Evan from doing his homework because I was talking to him all hour. So ha!

English: We did DOL and graded that assignment from Thursday. It was just worksheet, you know. There was something . . .
puzzle: (Another hard one. Evan got it this time, not me.)
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Lunch: I creeped Greg out with my supa hypa and Brady was perplexed. I'm usually sullen and not talking to someone by lunch, but I was bouncy, bouncy, happy, bubbly, yayayayay! I don't remember much of this either. I think my emotional high was affecting my memory.

Advisory: I read more of Werewolves. I just finished it a minute ago. It was pretty good. The last story was a bit of a disappointment, but the rest were pretty good. The one about the Jew and the Gypsy was good. I don't know which was best really, but that one was close.

Phys Sci: More elements. All about the Periodic Table. We're supposed to know most of the thing by the time we're done with this unit. XP Found out I still have a test to make up in this class from my 'Gimpy Returns' days.

Art: This class has become one of my least favorites and I hate that. It seems to be the focal point of all my stress through the day. I may be supa hypa, but art can even bring that aggressive happy down to a mope. Okay, I'm a total idiot. Let me tell you my story.
I was dotting away on my eyebrows and I got a little bit of paint from my q-tip on my Ghoom-ba wrist band, so I tried to sponge it off with my fingers. That didn't work so I pulled the wrist band off, in the process managing to flip it like a rubber band into my Styrofoam palette. I groaned and hung my head and said to Evan, "See? I am a total idiot," while Mr.S looked on with mild amusement. I washed it out in the sink behind me and I need to go in early for the next six years to catch up on this painting and the project before that. Maybe it's the pace of the class. It's so fast, I'm always late. Could be the fact the class is filled with seniors I don't know, that makes me nervous. Or maybe it's the size of the class, all those people around me talking and laughing with their cliques, except me . . . because I'm usually not speaking to Evan at this point in the day. Jeez, I can feel my shoulders tightening just thinking about it. XL

Am His: We finished that movie and took a quiz over it. Evan made no effort to cheer me up and that made me even sadder. I think I've come to expect it of him to at least try to cheer me up and when it works I can be mad about the fact that I'm happy.

Biology: We took more notes on DNA. It was lots of fun. Evan forgot about me, but who can blame him. I wouldn't want to hang out with me in this mood either.

Had play practice after school and went to see Mr.B. Evan stayed with us so he could see Mr.B too. We talked to him until Evan's sister was sent to come get us because we were late again. We ran downstairs and onto the stage. They did Act III today so I didn't have to be Ms. Black, but I got to play Ms. Akers and Mary. The guy who played Mr.Morlock had to hug me and it was a little weird because when I'd skipped a page and I had no idea he was supposed to hug me or that I even had a line. Yeah.
Evan was bored.
Then I sat around outside the middle school when I figured out, yes, that had been my phone that bleeped and died in Geometery and I had no way of contacting anyone. So I sat around and waited for 30 minutes before my sister came hunting for me to say my mom was waiting at the high school. I hadn't bothered to go to the high school because I got yelled at when I went there before so I stayed put and waited. Now I am here, eating a poptart and blogging to you that read this sad little blog.
Speaking of you that read this sad little blog, Evan, do you know how to comment on here? It's that great little button down there under the post that says "0 Comments". It's real little so look hard. I never get any feedback on this thing so I wonder, okay.

139 days remain.

---With the D and the A and the M and the N and the A and the T and I-O-N . . .

Sunday, October 08, 2006

Day of Craft Show

Yesterday I got up at 5:30 or 6 to go to a craft show with my grandma and my dad to set up and run our booth. I'd been to a craft show before with my grandma and it was really boring, but this one wasn't that bad. There was a lot of traffic and we sold a few purses, three forkrings once I marked the price down to three dollars, and a lot of jewelry. There was a lot of traffic and we had some of the lowest prices on jewelry at the whole thing. Evan made $9 from the rings I sold for him because he was at the Renasance fair. XP It was cold and then it was hot and then it was really hot, and then it was okay.
That was all I did.

--- Do you deserve your freedom? No, I don't think you do.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Day of the Grudge

I love The Sun so much. It's a great magazine. XD I really like that story in October's edition Blessed Medows For Minor Poets by Poe Ballantine. "I know in college they teach you that S(Story)= 1+2+3, but it isn't true, not a real S anyway, not an S that doesn't have an H right after it, followed by an quick IT." That makes me smile.

Twilight Time: I don't remember. I was tired.

Health: We watched a dumb video on dealing with greif. It was stupid.

Geometery: We got an assignment in class to do over the weekend. I have suspicions Evan is going to the light side. He's actually been inside a Hollister store. DX --- Sweet! Primus's My Name is Mud! Sorry, radio goooooood. It's a cumulative reveiw. XL There's proofs.

English: We had Mr. Charming again and a reading worksheet Mr. Lawsomething'd left for us. I got it done and helped Evan a little bit. I read Werewolves some more. I read this one story Monster Mash about this girl and her band of friends. They were nerds. They got picked on. They formed a band called the Nerds (real creative XP). And the chick, Flashcat, was a werewolf. She was the drummer. I could totally be a werewolf. My doors and our land. That would be sweet. *sigh* Sadly I do not know of a place where I could get bitten.

Lunch: I got Greg's cheeze in return for having to take Brady's tray up today. It was good cheeze! Then Evan spotted some Knock-off Goldfish on the table across from us and said, "Hey, Ashley, Ashley, look." He grinned this completely smug twisted evil little grin. I winced and banged my head on the table, grumbling, "Leave me alone." He continued to laugh with Brady (once he'd pointed out to Brady what he was laughing at) and I worked up a good mad at him. I left the cafateria without waiting for any of them and went to---

Advisory: ---My advisory where I buried myself in my book and nursed my orange coal of anger.

Phys Sci: Sub in here too. We had another freaking hugemungus packet of worksheets. I was able to nurse my coal again. It was getting a little warmer.

Art: Evan scooted me down the tables because Haylee was coming to sit with "us." This made my coal glow a little brighter and I snapped, "Well, that's just fine because she's only coming to sit with you anyway." I talked to him as little as possible in that class except for when he made my hand slip and my paint go out across my forehead by nudging my elbow. I thought I was going to hit him. My face was hot and I got that feeling in your stomach when you know you should stop and count to 42 before continuing with any action whatsoever. I talked to what's her name instead of Evan. She's cool. She gave me this little green construction paper card the other day in Art Club that said "Happy October the Second!" And when you open it up it says "Here have an Acorn!" with a cut out of an acorn in the middle. I told her I would keep it and treasure it forever. It thrilled me! Yay!

Am His: I walked with Brady down there and we talked and I wasn't mad at him. Then Evan came in and I was coolly ignoring him and he just comes up and grabs my face. He squishes my cheeks together and said somehting stupid. Mr. McMealy came in and told him to sit down and he says something else that cracks me up. I just get really mad at him for a moment and shout, "I can't eve keep a decent grude against you, can I?!" He gives me this "who me?/j'you know j'you like eet" grin and I'm not mad at him anymore. We had to watch a video on "Robber Barrons" and "Captains of Industry" like Rockerfeller and Carnagie and That Other Guy. It was boring.

Biology: We took lots and lots of notes and Evan got to be Mrs. H's errand boy/teacher's pet. It was weird, but I figured out what he'd done. He'd stolen my brownie points! Gah! That no good sneeky theif! He just whisked them away from me and now I have few, if any, left! He'll stop at nothing, stealing people's luck, browine points, crackers, cookies, money, who knows maybe even I.Q. points! I'll bet he's stolen my I.Q. points! That's why I'm such an idiot this year! Ha! Yes, that's it!

140 days remain.

Then I came home and read The Sun and blogged. I have to get up at 5 to go to the craft show tomorrow. I should've told Evan about it so he could make some more sweet kniferings. Those would be hot sellers. I'll tell him later. Or if you read this I won't have to tell you. I'm sleepy now.

Oh, for my closing line today I will leave you with a song of my own. It's to be sung to the Barney "I love you" tune:

---I hate yew,
Yew hate me,
I'm onna kick you inna teef
Wid a great big boot
'As a steeeeee-al tooooooooooooooooooooooooooe!
Now you need ta see a dentist.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Day of . . . The Twitch!

Buh-buh-BUH!

Twilight Time Between: My sister didn't go to school today because she woudn't get up. So it was just me all morning and I took my shower and went to school with my--- CRAP! I have homework. Dang. I've been sitting downstairs doodling for about an hour and now I have very few hours to this stupid geometery. Gner. XL
Well, Brady found himself a toy car with SPAM on it and he was thrilled. Yay.

Health: Had a test. Mr. Fishface gave us fifteen minutes to study because it was a "pretty tough test". I Pointedly doodled during the study time and then was the first one to turn in the stupid test. I didn't think it was that hard. At least not after three days of board races as review. XD

Geometery: We did that thing that I had to figure out on my own the other day only with transversals. It's easy except for remembering all the special names. XP THat part sux.

English: Proper nouns as adjectives today. Mr. Lawsomething was in a pretty good mood and we talked about Ha Ha Tonka. He asked if any of us had been there. I told him we got pictures of fairies and he thought that was so cool. XD

Lunch: . . . I finished English then Evan stole my pencil so I chatted (argued) with Brady and Greg. I always take Brady's side when he argues against Greg, but then we get right back to arguing amongst ourselves. I was told in FUN Summer Shool that Brady and I argue like an old couple. Brady is fourteen going on forty. Greg's wishywashy when it comes to his alliances. He'll side with Brady first but when I threaten to not save him a seat on the bus he caves and tries to side with me. Then Brady just flat out threatens him and he tries to side with both of us.
Evan has fun with it and is always on Brady's side because they can jointly torment me while Brady and I are really good at making Evan feel stupid. XD Evan and I can sometimes get Brady and it's really great when we do, but it's very rare that he chooses my side over Brady's. XP Today they reactivate the power of the Petting Zu Fu. 80 That's bad. They always gang up on me and smear my glasses with Petting Zu Fu. Brady did the Zu Fu bow at Evan and Evan did it back . . . then they both looked at me and grinned. I fear for my sight. XO

Advisory: I had to go take that DOL Quiz for Mr. Lawsomething. When I came in he was repremanding Taylor's older sister, Angie for dogearing a book. He wouldn't accept her apolgies, threatened to giver her and F in journalism, and wouldn't let her drop out of journalism. I suggested she got on her knees and begged forgiveness. Mr. Lawsomething made her do that and then forgave her. I took my test quickly and went back to my advisory where I found someone in my seat so I sat on the other side of the room. It was weird. Everything was backward. I am never on that side of Mrs. H's room. I read my book and got over it.

Phys Sci: I had to watch the lucky ducks that got to present their models. Ha. XP I didn't have to. Yus. I did have to take notes and write a thingy on them, but that was it.

Art: Got my hair and my shirt done. Now I need to work on the shading of my face.

Am His: Went over the test. I got a C on it, but Mr. McMealy is offering a retake on the 11th so I'm going to do that because I can't get a worse grade on it.

Biology: We took notes on DNA, but not on the overhead. We got worksheets with the stuff already on it and we had to draw the DNA parts on there. Yay for doodles. Evan's discovered a new element in the Poke Ashely and Watch Her Jump game. The chair I had in Biology was sqeaky so when he poked me I would jump and my chair would squeak for me. XP It was lots of fun, let me tell you. XL

After school Brady and I dropped our stuff off at the stage and went to see Mr.B because the stage is in the middle school. He made us take a dork test (the test used the word dork to mean nerd) and Brady and I both got "You are a real Dork(Nerd)!" Yay! Mr.B said he got that too!
We went to practice and I watched Brady play Luigi. He's good at the Italian accent. If Taylor was here he'd have a fit over this Italian thing. XP I got to be Ms. Black again and Mr. McMealy loved my twitch. He also suggested we grease my hair. "You've got a real problem," he said, "People are going to see you and be like 'Who is this weirdo?'" I grinned and gave him the thumbs up. Yus. I was evilly pleased to see the senior who got Lucifer wasn't very good at it. XL I would've done a better job. I did the follow you game with my mom to get picked up. I called Liza and told her to tell Mom that I was infront of the middle school, but Liza said she'd already gone to the highschool, so I march over to the highschool and she's not there. I walk the block, can't find her, so I give up and wait. Then she comes around the corner from the middle school and tells me to charge my retarted cell phone. So I did. Too bad we don't have play practice on Fridays. X)

141 days remain.

---We go out in stormy weather; we really practice discern. We make love to some with sin; we seek out the tasitern . . . and that's the way we get by, s'a way we get by, ah thats, that's tha way we get by, s' way, s'a way we get by.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Day of the L.O.P

I'm so glad you're toi soi boi.

Twilight Time Between: I was going to school right, just contemplating more comic ideas for L.O.P, and I get to school and dig out my doodlebook and flip to the L.O.P page and Emily goes, "Aren't you on the Academic Team?" And I go, "Gah! I'm an friggin idiot."

English: We did stuff with nouns as adjectives. Nouns are sneeky, they can be verbs and adjectives and even adverbs (if you stick a ly on the end). The puzzle was hard. Let's see if you get it:

M.D. M.D.

Ha, good luck. XP

Lunch: We discussed villains for the L.O.P. (League of People) to fight. We came up with the C.H.U.B.B.S, short for Chuck Hating, Ubernerd Burning Band. Part of thier villainy is their inability to come up with a good acronym.
There's a guy who recites postulates and theorums to put people to sleep, a guy that looks a heck of a lot like Shelface, a frilly girl, and the brains of the operation, the other guy, (I'm thinking suave evil here) has a power that is Compass Girl's ultimate weakness. He sneaks up behind her and pokes her in the side causing her to jump and fly upward with her center of gravity shift and momentarily rendering her helpless with surprise. Not to mention she squeaks. The CHUBBS produce textbooks as a front for their Chuck buring factory.
I wrote a couple of comics already, one where we have a fight amongst ourselves about whether the Nave has an L at the end of his name and another where Chameleon battles the school's tuna fish lunch heroically. I'll post them here when I'm done with them.

Advisory: The rest of class had a discussion about what sort of halloween party to have while I read more of Werewolves. I found a story in there that I have in a collection of my own. Not All Wolves is the name of it. It's a werewolf story set in Cologne when the Jews were seperated from the rest of the city. It's a pretty good story really.
I think we're going to watch Nightmare Before Christmas the whole week leading up to a party on Friday where we will have a taco bar. yay.

Phys Sci: We worked on our palm projects again, but I docked mine to the mothership and read more Werewolves. Yay for no work!

Art: Still painting. Move on to my hair though. I have to do my hair and the shadows and lightspots on my face. Mr.S liked the Hard-Fi CD I lent him. XD

Am His: We finished that worksheet we had yesterday really fast, ate Mik'n'Icks, as Brady calls them, and played with my new hundered sided die! Isn't that sweet! XDXDXDXD We'd roll it around and then see who got the highest number and they won. Brady, Evan, and I played this for a long time by kicking it around, but then Mr. McMealy told us to sit so we played on the desks instead. Samantha joined us and Shelface wanted to join, but we wouldn't let him.
I told Brady about this blog I saw while browsing one day called Squirrel and Llama Productions. They do stupid two minutes skits like Scuba Trees does and post them to YouTube then to their blog. That's sweetness. I've gotta set up a blog for it and get some of our footage loaded to YouTube!

Biology: I took that test today. The hardest part was the multiple choice part which is odd. XP I think I did okay on it. All I'm asking for is a high C! That's all I want! Plez he-lp . . . plez . . . plez heal-p . . . Chikan gud. Yay for alien chicks. I read more Werewolves after the test. I'm starting to favor them over vampires. Maybe they will be my next unhealthy obsession. Yes . . . MUHAHAHAHAHAhAHA! No, wait that's mad scientists and vampires, right. OW-OW-OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . There. Much Better.

I had to stop by and see if Mrs. Cackles needed me for play practice today, and then when she said no, I went home. Now I'm here and typing this for you to read at your leasure. Yus.

142 (w00t!) days remain.

---But of course I'd like to sit around and chat. But of course I'd like to stay and chew the fat. But of course I'd like to sit aroudn and . . . CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT . . . . . . . . . . . but there's someone listenin in.