Monday, December 18, 2006

Ha, only ten days this time.

I baaaa-aaack!
D'ja miss me?
I was in a funk last week so I wouldn'ta been verra esiten anyways.
Where did I last leave off? Oh, Evan's birthday right. Okay.

Erm. Nothing exciting happened between here and there. I was in a bad mood all that week and then Friday I was in a pretty good mood. I wrote about the hospitality room thingy yeah? Nope, I dint.
Well, last Monday Evan, Brady, Haylee, Addy, Sara, and me stayed to help Mr.B with the CMS A. Team tournament. It was lots of fun. Brady got stuck on time duty though. XP Evan and I had hospitality room duty. XD Mr.B left me and Evan in the room with all the food. There were ColbyJack cheeze cubes! XDXDXDXD We sat on the tables and looked official while other teams ate our food. Well, that's what I did. Evan . . . I don't know what to say here . . . he . . . primped. It's a good a word as any. He fixed plates and arranged crackers and threw away empty plates and dirty forks. He was so OCD it was hilarious! I made fun of him the whole time. And the fan squeaked.
We'd sit in there and watch people eat for five minutes then everyone would go back to the match and we would sit in the hospitality room alone for an hour or something. He read Flight Vol. 2 that I bought at Borders the other day. I got Rise of the Ogre (Gorillaz bio) and The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy and Other Stories by Tim Burton. It was good. I got the Futurehead's new album and Goldfrapp, too. I got the Plain White T's as well, but I think I want to return them and get Say Anything instead. Pandora's been throwing a lot of their stuff at me.

I digress. Back to today:
Nothing in TTB or Health today.
Geometery: We obtained a new nickname today. We are the Nütral Section. We are the ÜberNerd Herd. We are the Brady Bunch (according to Mr. McMealy). We have now been dubbed The Set by Ms. Brusselsprouts.
XD (Look Evan I put you in the middle.)
We were talking about Today, Tomorrow, and Yesterday and Brady and I were arguing against Evan that you could be in Yesterday . . . if you had a time machine, but you still could and that was the point. Anyway Ms. Brusselsprouts was listening to us because we'd interrupted her teaching and as we realized she was listening we began to include her in the conversation. "What are you talking about?" she asked us.
"We're talking about whether or not you can be in Yesterday."
She looked at us. "Is that math?"
"It's physics."
"But is it math?"
"Math is physics right?"
She gathered her stuff and said, "I'm going back to my desk where there is some sanity."
We laughed and kept talking. A few minutes later when the conversation had moved on to something like Evan repeating "Brady ith a poopyhead!" Ms. Brusselsprouts shouted, "You three in the front!" All six of us (there were another 'three in the front' that she yelled at too) turned to her. "Not Cody and you, you three," she waved at us. "You three are a Set."
So now we are The Set. Luverly isn't it?
English nothing much.
During lunch Evan and I ate Greg then Brady's chips.
Advisory was mostly a meeting on the Finals on Wednesday and Thursday then reading Enchantment for me.
Phys Sci was nothing much. Just a test.
Art was the Final. I'm on the colored pencil still. I hope I can finish!
We took notes on baseball (XP) in Am His.
Biology: We played a fun game. It was on natural selection. Some of us had meter sticks, some pens, and some nothing and you got a food grabbing device (wad of stickytack). You put the food grabbing device on your food grabbing arm (meter stick, pen, or finger) and you couldn't bend. You had to pick up scraps of paper that were food and you had to have at least five pieces of food to survive at the end. The food was on the floor, chairs, and tables. I got no food grabbing arm the first round and therefore picked up no food because everyone else beat me to the food on the tables which was the only food I could reach. I died.
Then Rebecca brought me back in as her offspring in a snappy bit of reincarnation in the second round and I got a long arm, but I still died because there was less food and I still wasn't that quick. I got two pieces that time! We discussed natural selection and filled out a note sheet on it.
Evan and I talked about things we'd read or seen about how things were supposed to evolve over time like giant land squids and one-eyed, one-legged turtles. The turtle was mine and it was kinda sad. I doodled squirrels on my notes.

Squirrels make me giggle.

---As the vampires feed I Bleed. I Bleed. I Bleed. I Bleed.

Saturday, December 09, 2006

I'm tired.
I've got a headache down my temples.
I feel like I'm gonna barf.
And I'm sulking.
Why am I sulking?
Because I had a bad day.

Okay, the beginning of the day (up to three) was good. I was asleep, then me and my dad went looking at cars. We found this Crown Imperial that was sweet. It was white and totally awesome!
It was $3500, though. A bit out of my price range. XP
Okay, I got back home for about half an hour, grabbed Evan's present, and went to his house for his party. I was the first one there.
He's got a Wii. Reason #1 I'm sulking. He called to gloat too. I'm a little annoyed about that. It's my fault I didn't get one before him, but I'm still sulking about it.
Then none of the people I'm great friends with that he invited showed up. Just his friends. So I was sitting quietly in a corner while they laughed being confused about some inside joke or something someone said that wasn't really funny. I didn't have a good time needless to say.
He liked the tie snake I made him and he retarded constipated tiger Liza sent him. He got the Kingdom Hearts Manga too. I must borrow them.
Oh, and we played Sardines which I loathe.
We also played his new Wii. You look stupid playing it but Boxing is definitely a way to get your aggressions out. I pretty much sucked at all the Wii Sports, but so did everyone.
I wanted to leave after about the first hour, but I didn't. I knew Evan would be sad so I didn't. At the end of it I was wishing I had, regardless of his feelings. Oh, well.
If left alone one dies too early.
Random statements, sorry.
Typical.

----Unless we leave the day is done. Yay for Randomness and being so tired you're nearly unconscious.

Thursday, November 30, 2006

Let's see . . .

Yesterday I dint go to school cause it was my burday!
Yay!
I got $150 from my parents and they took me shopping. We went to Hot Topic, FYE, Best Buy, Barnes and Noble, and CD Warehouse.
I got:
Dark Tranquility Character
Primus Antipop
Blur
The Dandy Warhols Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia
We Are Scientists With Love and Squalor
and my parents got me Rammstein Sehnsucht

I got The Tick Season One and Gorillaz Celebrity Take Down, too. I was going to get the first Guitar Hero, but I can't find the game and the guitar packaged together anywhere anymore! I'll have to look for it at a used game store or something.
My grandparents gave me another hundred because I was going to used my 250 to buy a Wii, but instead the impulsive shopper in me won out and I just spent my cash. XD
No impulse control, I'm serious.

---I am the Antipop. I'll run against the grain till the day I drop.

Monday, November 27, 2006

Bicka bicka wow-wow

^ that was supposed to be at sound effect from those 70's shows. I don't think it worked.

Do-diddly-dum. That's what's going thru my head right now.

I'm so . . . my head is filled with fluff. I can't seem to put any coherent sentences together. I don't really feel like blogging I suppose.

Grr.

---La dee-da dee-da, de-de-de-de-de da.

Saturday, November 25, 2006

Shrink

I like that word.

Not much happened on Turkey Day as I said. I spent the beginning of Black Friday (I see why they call it that) at an insane Wally World. Then we went home, watched Big Fish and fell asleep. Evan called at noon and woke me up.
I didn't yell at him or anything. We schemed about seeing a movie or going skating or something. That fell in after playing phone tag for an hour. My phone was on the blink. XP It kept hanging up on him. Then I wrote all day long. I went to Thanksgiving yet again at my other grandma's and then slept well.
This morning I woke up sick to my stomach. Okay, how does that phrase make any sense? How can you be sick to your stomach? Is that like being sick from the waist down? I wrote after I got over it and tried to contact Evan. He called back just as I got stuck and went to surf the internet and we schemed some more. Today worked out.
He and his sister picked me up at two and we went skating. Let me repeat:


We went skating.

Oh, my god. Godzilla was nowhere to be found. Yay. I fell on my butt only four or five times. Evan kept telling me I was good at it just to make me feel better, but it doesn't really work when he says things just to make me feel better. He gets this funny tone of voice when he tells me things just to make me feel better. It's like he's talking to someone else, someone he's polite to.
Evan is a strange creature. Everyone likes him and his best friends hate him, yet we can't stay mad at him for anything. He gets away with whatever he wants and can blame it on us, but we can't stay angry at him for more than a few minutes. He can completely ruin a good sulk with one stupid sentence. Brady and I are still trying to work out how he does it.
I had a good time anyway, even if I couldn't feel my shins down when we were done. One of the times I fell, I did it when trying to bend over and get a quarter I'd dropped in the lobby by the pop machines. I went to get it and fell over in a crab walk style position. I was now stuck between the pop machine and an golf arcade game in front of the pop machine. I didn't even get my quarter. Evan managed to get my quarters, my coke, and get himself a coke around me, squished into this little corner. Remember all of this was done in ice skates. I did manage to lever myself up by reaching behind me and grabbing the golf game. Evan just watched. XP
We had one of Evan's sister's friends with us too and she took us to this little pizza place downtown, near the skate rink. We got a . . . thing. I don't remember what it was called again but there was cheeze and pepperoni and green peppers involved. Some sore of white sauce too. It was really good whatever it was.
We went into this little store called . . . something with two x's. Stixx? Stuxx? Staxx. That was it; Staxx. Total prep store. It smelled like a prep store in that place. Completely uncomfortable. Zipped my WAN (now stands for wicked awesome nerd) jacket up tight and shoved my hands in my pockets. None of the little sales ladies talked to me. I don't think they liked my sock hat. XD
We got a flier from a guy in a band called the Kursk. The show was only two bucks but we couldn't go. I had to be back by about seven so XP.
We drove back to Small town near Big town and went to the wee library because Evan's sister forgot we wanted to go to the Library Center in Big town. I got Valiant (I LOVE Holly Black!), The Darkest Part of the Woods, Edgar Allan Poe's Tales of Mystery and Madness (Illustrated by Gris Grimly, yay!), and . . . Vamped. Then they dropped me off at my grandma's and I left my keys in Evan's sister's car.
He says he reads this but there's never any comments. Does no one love me? Oh, I am hurt.
Maybe it was leaving a post that starts with the phrase 'You're dumb' up for eleven days. I wonder if he worked out that if he reads this after I go somewhere with him, there's generally interesting little thoughts and comments about him? Well, you tell me? You're probably the only one who reads this anyway.
I read through the E. A. Poe book while I was at my grandma's and started reading Valiant. Now I'm here being sleepy and annoying my sister. She loves it ever so much when I do that.
Now she's got the outside dog, Gusty Winds May Exist, in the house and the inside dog, Baby (name's so unoriginal, but she came with it. XP) is unhappy about it.
I'm going to go sleep or read or draw or play Zelda or something.
Oh, was playing that before Evan picked me up and it took me like fifteen minutes to beat all the rooms in Outer Gannon's Castle.
Anyone have a copy of Master Quest I could . . . steal, beg, rent, "borrow"? Bet I could find one on eBay or summin.

---Cheap glue, I'm tellin' you, can never make it stick. Cheap glue, I'm tellin' you, will only make you sick.

Friday, November 24, 2006

XI

I just wanted to let you know that it is three thrity in the morning and here I sit, swigging coke and listening to happy bouncy music, blogging to you.

You'd better be greatful.

Thanksgiving was pretty miserable. Had to go to great grandma's and then Grandma G's. There was much turkey. Then we're going shoping today. But we're only going because it's fun to laugh at the people who're taking this serious.
There is a nasty little draft on my foot. XL

I'm so scary right now, it's not even funny. I'm wearing the Sock Hat, the WAN jacket, my ugly bunny slippers, and my eyes are wide and red with luvverly purple bags. My eyes are tired, but I'm currently working myself up to a shugar high.
My mother hasn't been to sleep yet. Oh . . . My . . . Gods.
She's SUPA HYPA! The cats are seriously wondering what's up with her. So . . . heavy . . . must keep eyes open! GAH!
And with a super human effort, she manages to keep them open until dawn.

---It's a disaster, it's an incredible mess, it's all we got now, it's all we got. All of it laughter, something something strees, it's all we got now, yeah, it's all we got.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Getting Owned.

That has been my day. I've been getting Owned at everything.

First, school. I know, I know, you want to hear about me getting Owned, but . . .

Twilight Time Between: Had A. Team practice this morning, but only three people showed up originally. Me, Rebecca, and Evan. Later Colby and Carly showed up. Mrs.H had a cat test to do today so we just read each other questions.

Phys Sci: (Half day today, afternoon classes) We . . . well, I did nothing. Yay. I'd already finished my assignment so I read The Fifth Elephant.

Art: Nothing new. It was just really weird walking into Art during second hour. It was kinda quiet in there today.

Am His: We went to an NHS meeting. It was boring but short. Then we went to class and watched a dumb movie on coal miners unions. XP

Biology: Mrs.H was gone again so we got shipped to Mrs. Scary's class. Evan and I sat next to each other and doodled things about KH. I tried to doodle Axel but that didn't work. I doodled a fat shorts Sora. He was luvverly. I doodled a Kingdom Key and Kyle (not Jessica's) doodled a skull for me.

After school I just rode home with Brady because we had been scheming. We went to McAllister's where we met Ben, Brady's cousin/brother he wished he had. We all ordered Bacon Spuds. XD We talked about video games and all kinds of stuff. Ben is pretty cool. Then we went to Wally World and wandered around the electronics section, talking about movies and games some more. Then we tried to call Evan to bug him but his phone was busy and then there was no one there. We got to Brady's house and found Evan had called us there. Ben and Brady and I played video games until Evan called. Evan soon showed up.
We played Bond some more. This was the first thing I got Owned at. We played three on one against Ben and he totally Owned all of us at that. He's taught me a new verb. XD Yay. Then we played three on one Shoeball against Ben and totally Owned him. Ha! Evan and I were on a team against Ben and Brady and they won, then Ben and I were on a team and we won. Yay! We went in and sat around doing nothing. We tried to play Mad Gab, but it ended up being a card flinging contest between Evan and Ben. Sometimes Ben could get a good one that would hurt a little and other times it would flutter pathetically. This card flinging slowly escalated to a full blown pillow fight, which Brady had to pause to move his huge Lego creations out of the way. I got Owned at the pillow fight too.
I call it a pillow fight and that sounds too . . . girly for what really happened. There were coordinated strategic moves from Ben and Brady. It was more of a pillow battle. They all ganged up on me, of course, because I was the only girl.
I was watching them do a sword fight in slow motion at one point and laughing and Evan looks at me and says, "You've never been to a guys sleepover before, have you?" I gave him this look and said, "No, I haven' t, I'm sorry." That's what it felt like there. I was totally outnumbered and Owned at everything. It was like I had crossed some invisible line into the world of 'guy'. It was a scary place.
Not to say it wasn't fun. It was just a little awkward at points. Like during the pillow battle. I got Evan and Ben got me with a heaved couch cushion. I don't think I need to explain. Needless to say we both had to take a minor break.
I kept getting injured. Brady's cabinet bit me, Evan stepped on me, someone sat on me, I got farted on, I got kicked, I got knocked over several times, and sundry other damages.
We all reached our physical activity quota for the month, bunch of Nerds that we are. CX
After the pillow fight we talked in Brady's room for a while about music, podcasts, and other stuff. Brady had never even heard of the RAMONES! OH, MY GOD! What the heck! Ben and I disOwned him. Ha, ha, ha. XP
We went up for pizzizza and then Evan had to go. It was sad. Evan said he missed Brady and I gave him a weird hug thing and he said, "I won't miss you, Ashley, goodbye." X) Yay. My mission accomplished.
After that we played the GameCube for a while until even our hands got tired so we watched the Fliggen Dur Zirkus episode with the Fish Slapping Dance. Yay! That's the best sketch in that whole episode.

---Vii-iirus alert! Delete im-med-iate-ly be-fore some-one gets hurt!

Friday, November 10, 2006

Daft

You know I sit down to blog and realize I need munchies so I have to get up. When I sit back down and have carefully typed a sentence one handed while eating my fudgey thing I look up to check my progress and see that I haven't typed a thing in the box. That annoys me.

Wow, has it really been 12 days! I sort of forgot to blog for the past few I've been so tired. Well, on the 17th and 18th we performed the play. We performed during school for the middle schoolers then we performed that night for a real audience. I had my hair slicked back with gel and it looked pretty gross and I had pale base with dark eye makeup. I looked like a twitchy mortician. XD Our first performance was okay; we all now have our own middle school fan club. Our Friday night performance was spectacular! The girl who plays Mrs. Morlock was backstage bouncing around. We only skipped a couple parts. Jessica was there with Kyle! I met Kyle, but didn't talk to him much. I was too busy yammering on about the play to Evan and Jessica. Then Melissa came home with us to spend the night with Liza so I was stuck with them all night long. I slept a long time.
I missed the cast dinner on Saturday, but that's okay because I sat around and did nothing all day. CX Our Saturday performance wasn't as good and, of course, that was the one Mr.S, Lea, Addy, and several other people came to. It was not nearly as good. Evan said he was going to get Brady and I half a dozen roses, but he found something much more 'interesting'. It was a big smelly starfish for each of us. Oh, wee. XP
On Sunday I sat around and did nothing until Karine came to get me and we went to her house and watched Oceans 12 with one of her other friend's and her little brother (the friend's not Karine's). It was pretty good.
That was my big weekend.

It's only been . . . three days since the play.
Monday, nothing happened. It was a Monday, what can I say?
Now for today.

Twilight Time Between: I came in a little late to be early and worked on my project some more.

Health: I can't spell today. XP Some lame assignments. We're learning about the badness of alcohol now. Did you know that alcohol's short term effects include death? Health is soooo stupid.

Geometry: We had a test today over angles and things. There were proofs in it, but they were easy proofs. Evan, Brady, and I got in trouble for talking again.
Okay, I've complained to Evan and now I'll complain to you. Do you ever write a character that's starts out as an Ensen Smith or something and slowly grows into this huge gigantic problem? I have one of those and his name is Rewin. He's turned into this huge thing with a chapter all to himself and now I have to get rid of him, but I can't! Gnerr.

English: We got farmed out to Mrs. Moony's class. We had a huge assignment that was due at the end of the hour and no one got done. XP I just missed that Ex. 19 paragraph thingy on accident.

Lunch: Brady and I talked about Canadian Idiot, the Pancreas Song, and Virus Alert. I gave Brady Weird Al. He likes it. XD

Advisory: Went to the Art room and finished my project. Yay! Now I'm working on our design project. You have to take this stylized deer make it symmetrical and add plant shapes. Then you culler! yay!

Phys Sci: Worked on our Vocab for the chapter but didn't get much done because the whole class was having a group conversation. I tried, really I did.

Art: Got my deer shape and cut it out. I traced my symmetrical thingy on to the paper and am now working on plant shapes. I'm so behind again. XL

Am His: Read today again. Well, the class did, Brady, Action Jackson, and I took the test that we missed on Friday because of the play. Evan was boooorrrrrinng after I finished my test. He was sleepy.

Biology: We watched a lame movie on genetics. It was booorrrrrinng, just like Evan. I got Evan's input on my Rewin problem and now have a few options to get rid of him with. Yay!

After school I stayed to help Mr.S put up art for the choir thingy tonight. Evan and someone else stayed too. There was only three of us . . . and then Karine showed up too! We got it done in about 30 minutes and I didn't have a ride, Evan didn't have a ride, and the other person didn't have a ride so Mr.S got to be the shuttle for the day. We took other person home, then I just asked Mr.S to drop me off at Evan's and I could go from there. Well, my parents were still at work and there was that choir thing Evan and I had to go to so I just hung out with him until then. We wandered around, as always, and did nothing until I got cold and we went inside so Evan could play KH. I met Evan's cat. He's a nice cat, except that he hit me in the glasses with a big metal thing. XP He bit my fingers and it was cute. CX
We talked during the choir thing too and even listened to Phillip for a while. He made me a lovely paper airplane out of his program.
Oh, and for his benefit, I'll mention this: Evan had a liddle box of Hot Tamales. He at the candy and was making a ring out of the box. He held it up to show me. He's folded it so that it read 'Hot' on one side and 'Male' on the other. He's very proud of that.
I think he's an idiot.
Oh, speaking of which. Tomorrow we are going to record how many times I call him an idiot or a dork in a school day. I'll post the results here.
After the choir thingy Evan went with my family to go get fast food. Yay Sonic! I think we scare him. He claims I took a bite out of his nose, but I didn't bite his nose! I head butted it.

---Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni and dream of drivin a Zamboni . . . all over Saskatchewan!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Expecially me.

You're dumb.
You know why?
Cause you read this.
Whoever reads this is dumb.
You're reading this.
So you must be dumb.
No, but now I'm reading this.
So now I'm dumb!


Oh, wait, never mind. We knew that already.


Twilight Time Between: In early again. There were a lot of people there. I think they were there because jazz band was canceled. Can't spell that either. Levi said my project was really cool. He liked the heartless symbol. He's a KH fan too. XD Addy thought it was good as well. Brady told me I have to wear pink on Tuesday because it's opposite day and he's really getting into it. XP I don' wanna. XPXPXP He's going to wear a shirt with buttons and a collar and Greg is wearing a buttonless shirt without a collar. It's going to be weird. What's Evan going to wear? A dress? No wait, he's already done that too. (See September 2006; The Day of Ultimate Humiliation.)

Health: More board races. Mr. Fishface picked the teams today it sucked. I had no friends on my team. We lost. I doodled a harpy.

Geometry: More worksheets. I was tired today. Really tired and kinda depressed.

English: I got assigned to come in tomorrow and say, in a British AND superhero voice, "Simple Subjects!" If I don't everyone gets an F. XP Mr. Lawsomething is cruel.

Lunch: We sung today at lunch. We sung The Lumberjack Song, The SPAM song, and another song I don't remember. The juniors were looking at us again. XD

Advisory: I went to Mr.S's room again. I'm almost done with my Radial Design project. I just have to color part of background of the last one and I'll be done! Yay!

Phys Sci: The class reviewed the worksheets, but I got them so I doodled all hour. I doodled a crying dragon rising from some flames and wrote next to it, "Tears of Dragons fall as Flame." I don't know why.

Art: Worked on my Sillowet project. (Get used to it.) I got the skater girl, the skier, the walking chickita, and part of the tangoing couple done. I'm trying to hurry! The next project we're doing is really awesome. Or at least Mr.S's is. He's got this mirror image stylized giraffe in the middle of the paper with mirror image lines coming out from it and some other things around the giraffe that aren't mirrored. It looks so cool. XD

Am His: Finished those worksheet from yesterday. I was being antisocial and finished mine first, then Brady and Evan who had helped me get none of the answers wanted to cheat offa me! I didn't let them. XP Lozers. I got candy for finishing it. XD

Biology: We went over a few problems on the board and then Mrs.H said we could have the rest of the hour to finish it and I'd finished it in practice yesterday so I doodled the rest of the hour. I finshed drawing this thing Evan told me about from a dream he had. It was a thing with four bunny ears coming out of the side of it's head with big yellow eyes, but no other facial features except for a bump where his nose should be. It wore a cerimonial robe and was evil, but it was Evan at the same time. Have you ever had dreams like that? Where it's like your watching you do something. Like seeing in third person. X? That would be wierd, but highly educational. Then you could see exactly how stupid you look to the rest of the world.

After school we had A. Team practice for about an hour. Rebecca was on fire!
We had to run her to the bathroom and dunk her head in the toilet a few times. Oh, Evan banged his head on the table and gave himself a big goose egg for no reason at all. I wondered if he was using that as a substitute buzzer. I didn't catch the whole story, but something about Haylee and Evan being a ham and pretending to whack his head on the table, but then really doing it. Anyway, he said he didn't actually realize what he was doing until he hit his head. I think that's the way he is most of the time. He never actually realizes what he's doing until he hits his head on something.
After pracitce Evan, Brady, and I sped over to the middle school. Evan and I dropped our stuff and went up to see Mr.B because he was doing A. Team practice today. Brady had to be Luigi. He'd already missed part of play practice and so he couldn't come with us. The wee team groaned when we came in and sat down next to Mr.B. We didn't actually play we just watched and looked through the prize box. The prize box got a whole lot better since we were here! XP Sux. I miss CMS A. Team. I miss three hour practices you didn't want to leave. I miss our spiffy polos. I miss Mr.B. *sigh* I have to let go though. I know that. I just don't really want to.
At six I went down and called my mom (on Evan's sister's phone because mine is conveniently dead) and went home.
Then I attacked the toilet that was clogged up because someone had the bright idea to put papertowels with dog poop in them down there (oopsie). I conquered the vicious toilet and am blogging.
And now I'm not.

--- We are the pi-rates who don't do any-thing. We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do any-thing. We'll just te-ell you, 'We don't do anything.'

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

That's it Mister, you just lost your brain privilages!

poopy i said poopy :)

Liza says poopy

Twilight Time Between: A. Team practice today. I did okay. Brady did well.

Health: We did board races. I was on a team with Tori, Sam, Mikayla, and . . . Braineerd. She wasn't thrilled to be on our team, but we were who she was stuck with. We only had 4 people.

Geometry: Evan got Brady and I in trouble! What a surprise. XL He was chucking paper wads and getting us in trouble. He was making snide remarks and getting us in trouble. He was sitting there and getting us in trouble. AGH! Evan said something Evanish so Ms. Brusselsprouts said, "Boys!" Then Haylee suggested that we get moved to opposite corners of the room. Evan by her, of course. I yelled something about "She said 'Boys!' I'm not included in that statement!" Ms. Brusselsprouts gave me a look and I said, "But! She mumlumlummummum . . . " and I shut up.

English: Nothing much.

Lunch: I didn't eat cause Evan told me a gross story. I didn't feel like eating after that. NOW IT DOESN'T HAVBE SPELL CHECK? Waz wid dat?

Advisory: Worked on ornaments. I got called down to the office to get a little pin for A and B honor roll. Brady got A honor roll, but his pin was cheezy. Mine was better. XD

Phys Sci: Had a couple of worksheets on electron dot diagrams, binary, and non-binary somethings. Sam and I worked together on them. We got the dot diagram one pretty well, but the binary and non-binary ones confused us a little.

Art: Worked on my Sillowet project. Yeah, definately no spell check. XD Can't spell. Asked Mr.S about The Futureheads, Islands, and Tim Hecker today. He didn't have any of them. XP So much for getting one of them free. I think I managed to scraped myself off the craplist.

Am His: Took notes and stuff. Evan was being . . . Evan.

Biology: Took notes and had a worksheet, Evan was still being Evan.

After school all three of us stayed to see Mr.B and Brady had to practice. They were doing Acts I and III today so I wasn't in it. XP Okay, Brady had a string hanging from the bottom of his folding seat in the auditorium and I pulled it just a little. Then Evan pulled it a lot. Brady came back, saw Evan twirling the now very long string, and glares at me!
He said, "Why didn't you stop him?"
I shrugged.
"She started it."
"I'm deeply disapointed in you," he says to me.
"What!?! I didn't do it! HE did it! And you're yelling at me! You're making me in trouble for what EVAN did! JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!"
"Still, you should've known better."
Evan was just grinning the whole time.
I spent the rest of practice alternating between trying to analyze how he does that and trying my hardest to be angry with him. I can't be mad at him for the same reason that Brady blamed me for what Evan did. I can't figure it out. X?
I told him I'd give him a ride home because I was leaving before his sister was, so I called my mom and she said, "No, he can't have a ride."
"Okay, that's fine. I can deal with that."
"Nah, it's all right," she said.
I looked at Evan and said. "No, you can't have a ride."
So we stayed in the front of the school and waited for my mom to show up. She got here and Evan said, "Good luck, see ya' tomorrow."
"You don't want a ride?"
"What? I thought you said I couldn't have a ride."
"I was just kidding."
"Oh, okay."
So we took him home and watching Courage the Cowardly Dog. I love Courage. XD

---Here we are now going to the South Side. Get all my friends and hope we don't die.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Squibble.

Sleeeee-peeeeeeeee . . . .

Twilight Time Between: Went in to work on my project again. XP

Health: Work. Review, I think.

Geometry: More triangles. I'm beginning to loathe those three sided demons. "I like llamas. Hey, guys why are we talking about llamas? Because llamas are hairy!"

English: We debated the vote from this morning because Mr. Lawsomething was wearing his "I Voted!" sticker. Sam and I were arguing with him over stem cell research and abortion. It was great. Evan and I stayed after class to see what our test grades were. Both 79/75 of course. I suggested we start keeping track of how many tests and things we get the same grade on. Evan suggested we just keep track of how many tests we take because it would be close enough. XJ
We stopped at the book fair on the way to lunch, but I dragged Evan along to lunch without giving him the chance to look. He can look tomorrow after school.

Lunch: Finished my English and talked to Brady about something. Don't remember.

Advisory: Went to Art. Mr.S was giving out candy! Yay!

Phys Sci: Took notes on naming chemical compounds. Like Sodium Chloride and all that fun stuff. Oh, and don't forget Lead (IV) Phosphate. XP

Art: I worked on my Heartless Radial Design for the last time in class and got two of the four remaining sections done. I'll still be coming in early for a week or so. XP Oh, well.

Am His: More notes. XP

Biology: Punnet squares. Yay for easy!

Watched 5th and 6th grade A. Team tryouts. It was fun. XD They didn't need me anyway. I went down afterward and Mr. McMealy convinced his son Tyler to do his Bush impersonation for me. It made me laugh. "I've seen Katrina, yeah, yeah, I have. I went down there, yeah, I handed out water to thirsty people, yeah, yeah, without my suit jacket on." XDXDXD

Now I'm at home. I just downloaded four free songs off e music. Yay PC World! I 'm going to go to sleep in a bit. M'kay.

---Don't let it get you down.

The Fog Falls Over All

My excuse this morning is the fact that I wasn't allowed on the computer last night. Hey! This thing puts little lines under words you spell wrong now! Cool!

Twilight Time Between: Came in early to work on my art project.

Health: Karen brought in this spicy chicken soup stuff for no reason at all and we were eating that when over the intercom a voice says "Teachers lock your doors, turn off your lights, and get your students against the back wall. We're on lock down." I wasn't terribly scared by this but some of the other girls were. I'd been hanging out with Tori and eating my soup stuff with Doritos when lock down came into effect. We were all sitting quietly in the dark and this tall man with a gun breaks through the window, the security wires having no effect, and shoots me dead. And now I'm just a corpse typing this to you.
Well, that's what could've happened. What really happened was we sat until the intercom told us it was okay to get up now, but to leave the doors and windows locked and not to leave the classroom, even when the bell rang. So we sat in health until halfway through second hour when we were dismissed.

Geometry: Wow, you know I've been spelling that wrong every day? The rest of the day went as usual except that teachers were keeping hallway traffic to a minimum. But Mrs. Brusselsprouts took us on a group bathroom trip because she had to go and didn't want to leave us alone in an unlocked room . . . or alone in a locked room either. "So who are we eating first?" You know rumors were flying about what really happened during the lock down. "Bin Laden was here with thirteen camels toting AK47's!" In the actual class we did something with triangles; it wasn't exciting.

English: We got the official story on what happened. "Somewhere in one of three counties, including ours, there was an anonymous threat to an anonymous school. Every school in these counties has been on lock down for the day." Poor Sam, she got here late because of a doctors appointment and was locked out of the building. She had to tap on Mr. Parking's window to get him to let her in. Evan, Sam, someone else, and I took the test from Friday that we missed. XP

Lunch: Evan and I talked about THE END a little and I don't remember anything else.

Advisory: Reading day. I read more of In the Devil's Snare which I have to finish and write a report on by the end of the month. XP Sux.

Phys Sci: We're doing electron dot graphs and I don't like them. XP I suck at puzzles where you have to put the shapes together in just the right way. Like those dumb tangram things. I hate those. Had homework.

Art: Worked on my Heartless Radial Design project. I'm now working on the warm colors, yay!

Am His: Took notes. No fun. XP

Biology: If Evan doesn't SHUT UP in that class he's getting us a seating chart. I'm really beginning to loath having that class with him. I should've taken by myself. XL

After school I hung out with Mr.B until he left. We talked about bands and things.
I was miserable yesterday. I tried to take a nap three times and every time Liza woke me up. XP Sux. One time she had an ice cube. I watched that show Heroes Brady's always talking about. When I was trying to go to bed, brushing my teeth, I managed to blow a spit bubble. It popped and got toothpaste in my eyes. I went to bed and tried not to hurt myself anymore. I woke up at two then and didn't go back to sleep 'til four. I'm really sleepy right now. XP

--- Stay Don't Go.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

W.A.N. JACKET!

W.A.N. stands for WIiiiIcked Awesome NEW. It can also be used as W.A. The WAN jacket has Link's shield on the front with two swords crossed behind it and six arrows jutting from between them. It's sweet.

Please excuse the absense. Nothing exciting happened during shcool Thursday that I remember.
After school and play practice Evan and I had finally shcemed and found a day to go skating! I told him in art Gojira was going to pop out of nowhere and step on his house killing all of his family just so we wouldn't get to go. And Evan said something about "Yeah, but Godzilla is really my pet." and grinned. "And Evan the sole survivor of the terrible Gojira attack on his home in wouldn't you like to know says 'It's terrible! Godzilla's got a splinter!'"
Well, my mom picked me up and I told her about the plan and she said no, she had to go do something right after she picked me up. Then I accused her of being Gojira and she took me home where I told Evan it was probably better if he picked me up. His middle sister was driving and she was really slow so by the time we made it into town the erm . . . dang . . . forgot the word. Well, the time when you could skate was already mostly over and she didn't even know how to get there. So we still didn't get to go skating and instead of my mom, his sister was Godzilla.
We ended up going to the mall and doing nothing instead. I got a wrist band like Roxas's. It's all checkery. XD

Friday I got up at 4:30 in the morning and took a four hour long bus ride to another state to go to an aquarium. Trippy was the word of the day. I slept in ten minute intervals until we got to the IHOP for breakfast. I kept waking myself up because I was having some really disturbing dreams! In one of them this guy killed this chick and then stomped on a muzak speaker in a dentists office. There was one I don't remember and another one where someone was trying to feed someone else bloody intestines. It was weird. I brought Twilight with me but resisted starting it until the ride home. The ride was long and boring and there was much plugging in of headphones. Until we got the aquarium which was awesome. Evan and I hung out with Karean (can't spell) and her friend (I can't remember her name). They had one of those plexi domes that was inside the sharktank and you could go in it. It was so cool. We got to see all the stuff that made the tanks work and how the fed the fish and such. Then we looked at the exhibits. There was this one tank filled with moon jellies under a colored light. Evan said it was like an organic lava lamp. We were mezmerized. This was where the word trippy first came in. Then we got bored again and wen to the shark dome thing and layed on the ground looking up at the sharks when they went over us. Trippy again.
We all tried to fit into this little photo booth they had but when we were all wedged in there we found out it was five bucks. We just used K----'s camera. I've given up on spelling her name. Okay. We went to the river landing nearby and found out the river was dried up and the shops were closed. So we started back and ate at the golden corral on the way. EVAN LIKES BRUSSEL SPROUTS! Can you believe that!?!!? That's insane! THey're a gross color, they smell bad, they're distgusting! XP There was this little girl at the table next to Evan, Addy, Rebecca, and I and her dad was all like, "Don't play with your food." And then I had this browinie that tasted weird but had lots of icing and Evan was cutting these weird hard gummi bears in half. I took the pieces and stuck them in the icing going, "Ooooh, noooo!" It was a gummi bear tar pit. Addy thought we were being immature. XD
Okay, I started that stupid book on the ride home right? Well, I got home and read some more. Then I woke up on Saturday and read more. I made myself stop because I promised myself I wouldn't be completely spell bound by this dumb book but I was and then I was irritated about it. I hid the book from myself and went to play practice then went and picked up Taylor. He's taller than me, drat it all! We had to go to WalMart with my dad then we played video games went outside for all of five minutes then played video games some more. When we took him home I read more of that book.


I finished it this morning.


I didn't like the end. It was too easy. XL It was a happy sappy ending and I hated every minute of it. I wanted her to die. I really did, but I still have New Moon for her to die in. It said she was going to die in the beginning didn't it. Now I have to borrow New Moon from Rebecca and see if she dies there. The least she could do is turn into a stupid vampire. AND oh, oh, AND that woman stole my theory about the venomous vampires! Grr. I don't care if she could've had it before me! It was mine!!! XC Then we went to the mall and I got my jacket and some new shoelaces. They're all checkery. Liza got a big Frank the Bunny action figure. It's awesome. I found a new CD to want. Wumpscut (??? or something like that) Wreath of Barbs. Now I'm going to go to bed. Kay? Kay.

---I find it kinda funny. I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

The Day After Halloween

is disapointing.

Twilgiht Time Between: Had A. Team practice today. I did pretty good. I got a question about Avalon. XD

Health: Read a chapter and did the reveiw. XP

Geometery: Okay, this makes me mad. Most of the people in our class are doing this mathathon thing to help St. Jude's or something like that, but I forgot to turn in my thing so I didn't get a book to do it. Ms.Brusselsprouts gave the people who had a book time to work on it today and in doing so got work for the rest of us to do as well. She just copied off the stupid mathathon book and gave it to the rest of us! You know how huge that thing is?! The least she could've done is tell us that if we didn't get a booklet we'd have to do it anyway. That way we would do all this work to actually help someone instead of just to bring Ms. Brusselsprout's cruel joy. I was mad at everything that hour. And it was all her fault.

English: Worksheets and things like that. XP

Lunch: I was soooo hungry but lunch was crap. X* I kept thinking about chicken enchaladas. That sounds soooo good right now. Agh! SOOOOO HUGRY! Too bad we're out of cheezeits.

Advisory: Read some of THE END.

Phys Sci: Worked on vocab today. I got a B on the test. I managed to finish my vocabulary in class! WOW!

Art: Finished stenciling in my pattern and started coloring the cool colors today. Evan looked at me and said, "We're just totally opposite on this project aren't we?" I did Heartless, he did Nobodies, he started with hot colors, I with cool, there was something else, but I don't remember the third thing.

Am His: Watched a movie. A real movie called Far and Away with Tom Cruise in it. XP It's about this Irish guy who goes to America. Wee fun, fun. He was having a bad week in the movie. His dad died, his house burnt, his donkey ran off, his brothers beat him up, he got stabbed with a pitchfork, his gun blew up in his face, he got into a duel and ran away, and the guy he was in the duel with likes the girl he'll like later in the movie. XP Movies are based one exaggerated bad days.

Bio: Took a test. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I finished THE END in that class. Oh, forgot to give it to Brady. Drat.

Had play practice. Nothing new.

---There's only one thing that I like and that is whistling in the dark, whistling in the dark, whistling in the dark. Ah-ah-ah-ah, there's only one thing that I like and that is whistling in the dark.

This is Halloween!

Red and black, slimy green!

Twilight Time Between: Nothing much.

Health: Had to do a partner thing, and because I have no friends in that class I get stuck with the person no one wants to be with. Well, this time it was Tori, which was cool. I like Tori. We traded stories and I told her I had my bag o' candy in my locker. She goes, "Really? Can I have some?" She and Sam ended up following me up to my locker to steal some of my candy. I told them to shut it when they were done.

Geometery: Worksheets. XP

English: Worksheets. XP Mr. Lawsomething said he hated Halloween! XO Oh, yeah, and Mr. Lawsomething took a balloon from his closet when he was looking for the kleenexes and he popped it. We all knew he was going to pop it, except Sam apparently. She screamed like a banshee! It was funny!

Lunch: I had a bag o' candy for Halloween and Brady, Joey, and Greg dug out all the sweet tarts and divied them up. Brady got the most, of course.

Phys Sci: Took a test and worked on the assignment we had after the test.

Art: Finished cutting my stencil out with an exacto knife and started tracing. I got half way done tracing before the hour was over. Mr.S was bored so he carved Evan's "godawful" pencil.

Am His: Seth was hyper! He wanted Brady's candy really badly so he's like "BRADY! GIVE ME CANDY!" and Brady says, "No." So Seth says, "Fine, I'll just hang all over your girlfriend." and he sits on my desk and hugs my head. I try to tell him I'm not Brady's girlfriend while pushing him off me, but I gasp, "I'll give you candy and you leave me alone!" And he let's go with a howl of "CANDY!" I gave him some chocolate and he shut up. XD
We also got to watch the elementary kids go by in their costumes. There were about six vampiresses and only one or two vampires. There was a girl blue power ranger. Feminist in the making right there. I stood with Sam and leaned on Evan's head because he was on the floor while we awww-ed and ewww-ed the kids costumes.

Biology: Reveiwed for test. Lots of fun.

Had play practice. I talked to Mr.B until he left then I went down to play practice. Brady needed a ride home from play practice so we took him, but we were going to pick up Jessica and Melissa too, to my surprise. When we pulled up to Jessica's house I scooted over next to Brady and said, "Are you my buddy?" with a little smile in a weird voice and he said, "Yer my buddy." in the same wierd voice. I had to sit in the middle and we dropped Brady off and went to my house where I finished getting into costume. I put on darker makeup (I'd actually worn makeup, wow. OX), I put my fangs in, I put on these huge red and black fake eyelashes, and put fake blood on the edge of my lip. Jessica got fake blood, too. She wore some of her regular awesome clothes: a short black skirt, hose with runs, a skull covered shirt, a sheer overshirt, and hooker boots, with lots of eye makeup and now fake blood. I was wearing black pants and a black long sleeved shirt with a tight red shirt over it. I wore my black pin-striped chuck's too. XD It was wicked. Too bad I hadn't thought to paint my nails black . . . or red. I had a tattoo around my eye. It's still there now. It's pretty sweet.
We went trick-or-treating. We hit up Evan's house on the way by and scared one of his sisters and woke him up. He was asleep! On Halloween! He says he's not too old to trick-or-treat, but he didn't go out and walk the cold streets begging for candy like we did. Then we went around town and got a load of candy that'll last until Easter. CX It was fun. Jessica had never really been trick-or-treating before. Can you beleive that? XO
We got fast food and then took her home then I did homework. Not a bad Halloween overall.

---Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick, lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick!

Monday, October 30, 2006

Tomorrow is ALL HALLOWS EVE!

w00t! I'm going to put on some crazy person makeup and carry around a spoon or maybe a whisk and call myself a serial killer. I like the whisk idea myslef. Perhaps a garlic press . . . ooo, that's a good one.

Twilight Time Between: Had to come in early to complete a lab I missed on Wednesday. After I looked at my animal cells in mitosis under the microscope and recorded my findings, I went to the art room to work on my masks. Mr.S said, "Listen to this song and tell me what the precussion is."
I listened to the song and I kept thinking castonets or tap shoes and he said, "Guess." I said I didn't know. It was tap dancers. It sounded pretty sweet!

Health: Boring somehting. Chapter on nutrition, I think. DIdn't pay attention. Don't care. XP I worked on designing a way to carve Frank the Demonic Rabbit onto a pumpkin and came up with a pretty cool design. I'll post it on here when I have more time. No! I'll post pix of our pumpkins tomorrow. XD That's what I'm doing tomorrow.

Geometery: I used Brittany's colored pencils and colored Frank. CX We did more worksheets on stupid angles. XP I gave Evan his new Nerds box ring. It was a Spooky Nerds one with a ghost on it. Mine had a vampire Nerd. XD It's so cute.

English: Good question. Nothing exciting. Review for quiz tomorrow. XL

Lunch: I've decerned that it's not my impulses I have trouble with, it's Evans. XD Today I was staring longingly at Brady's potato wedgies and I asked him if I could just have that very littlest one. Brady said, "No, mine." So Evan snatched it and gave it to me. XD

Advisory: I've had to do all the crappy jobs for this play. I had to help make the set, I've had to sub in for people who've been gone, I've had to glue the stupid set, and now I've had to help cut out tickets. That's what we did in advisory today. Lots of fun. Wee. XP

Phys Sci: We did a reveiw on the palms for the test tomorrow. How can they give us a test on Halloween? Oh well, Mrs. Scary is giving us candy too, so it's all good. XD

Art: Finished my mask project and started cutting my snowflake for the next project. I had to check out what exactly the Heartless symbol looks like because I couldn't remember. Evan did the Nobody symbol and I'm going to do the Heartless. I think I like them better. They're so much more fun even if they are simpler to defeat. They're all sorts of colors and shapes and things. They're all pretty original compared to the Nobodys who are all sort of humanoid and wiggly. X? The Heartless sign is better anyway.

Am His: We did a worksheet and worked in pairs. I was paired with Sam who was paired with Evan who was paired with Brady who was paired with Joey who was paired with Sheldin. It was lovely. Except for Sheldin and Joey. XP

Biology: We reveiwed for the test tomorrow too. XP More tests. Have you heard the She Wants Revenge version of Kidnap the Sandy Claws. It sounds so cool. XJ We played that game where you have to say everything the people before you said and then add something to it with mitosis. Wee fun. XP

Mr. S announced that the "Punkin" carving was canceled because only one person had a pumpkin so I just went to play practice. I stopped by on the way and told him he was a party pooper. He said, "Hey, you know what, come here." He put an arm around me and Evan's shoulders. "I'm going to give you two a talk." He led us into his room and gave us the cookies he'd made for art club. We took some for Mr.B because it was his birthday today. I gave him the Nightmare Before Xmas Soundtrack at parent teacher confrences as his present. We sat up there and talked to him for a while. Then Brady got dragged away by the Play Police and Evan and I sat in the computer lab and distracted the kids trying to work on their VFW essays. XD Lots of fun. When Mr.B went home we went to play practice. I read my part and escaped again. Yay. CX
Then I played Kingdom Hearts to find a good picture of the Heartless symbol. You know where I found it? In the journal on Rabid Dog's butt. XD Those little things make me laugh. I think I'd be a . . . Possesor if I was a Heartless. That thing looked like was having fun.
Then we went to walmart and I got a shirt that has the scarecrow on it and says "If I only had a brain." And four pumpkins. I got two, one for me and one for Evan then Liza got two as well.
I'm going to go play video games some more, m'kay?

---We're his henchmen and we take our job with pride. We do our best to please him and to stay on his good side.

Friday, October 27, 2006

Gone Again!

Forgot to blog yesterday got all wrapped up in writing and you know what that means? It means I'm unstuck! w00t!

Twilight Time Between: I don't remember. That's what happens when you forget to blog.

Health: Watched more dumb video. XP We finished it just in time for the hour to be over. Do you realize that means that the dumb video was about three hours long!?! Who wants to watch a three hour video on NUTRITION. Icky.

Geometery: Worksheets. Evil worksheets. XL Gner.

English: DOL, worksheet, notes. The usual. Don't remeber anything special.

Lunch: ??? You know bloggin about yesterday is rather pointless when you don't remember anything!

Phys Sci: Workday.

Art: Masks.

Am His: Test. Pretty easy except for the bit on vertical and horizontal integration.

Bio: . . . Workday again. Have to be in early on Monday to do the lab so I don't have to write a report on it. XP That's bad.

Went home and called Evan to see if we were going to go skating. We didn't get to go so then we were just going to hang out and do nothing like we always do, but my mom said no so we didn't. Did get the new NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS soundtrack with bonus disc of Danny Elfman demos and redone classic songs by artists like Marylin Manson, She Wants Revenge, Panic! At the Disco, and Fiona Appple. (oh, yeah, there's Fall Out Boy too, but we don't care about them.) It's a lovely CD.

127 days remain.

Today we went to parent teacher conferences. Saw Mr.B (because neither my sister nor I have him for class this year), Mr.S, Mrs. Scary, Mrs. Brusselsprout, and Mr. Lawsomething. Got my grades as well. All A's and one B. *shrug*
Had to go to the dentist with my mom afterward. It was a long wait. I read some of my Am His book which I've only gotten about 70 pages into with a bunch to go. XP Then we went to the costume store and browsed just because we were close. They had some cool stuff and some stupid stuff. Then we got food and went home where I am now. The dog is whistling to itself. X?

---No, stupid, try to think. If we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces and then Jack would beat us black and green!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Follow the Way of the Yak.

This is part of a post I wrote yesterday while riding to Richplace on a bus with the rest of the HS A. Team:

My philosophy on life: "I don't know . . . whatever."
Evan has just tied my shoes together. As you can tell this post wasn't originally written on the computer. Right now I'm sitting on the bus across from Evan the Amazingly Annoying being bored. I just thought I could start blogging now so I can do justice to the The Tournament later.

Twilight Time Between: I showed up with seconds to spare yet again. XP

Health: I came in a Lucretia was doodling an Xmas tree on the board. It'sn not even been Halloween yet and she's thinking Xmas! Halloween is the best holiday EVER! So I went up to the board next to her and began to doodle Jack Skellington. She stops. She looks. She says, "Eww! Don't draw that guy! He's UG-LY!" and erases Jack the Pumkin King's head! Blasphemy! Then we watched a dumb video on nutrition and I doodled in the very notebook I'm writing this in.

Geometery: Worksheets and terms, general boringnes. XP

English: Worksheets and notes. Prepositional phrases are everywhere. They're everywhere!

Lunch: Brady was gone again. Greg brought that magazine he's been promising me for 3 days. There's a figureine in there of The Great Deity! *angelic chorus* Must have! Must get! Must own! GHA! I was reading a reveiw for Rules of Rose out loud and I'd just gotten to the bit about "animal cruelty, live burials, and sexula innuendo" when I look up to see Mr. Parking standing behind me. It was a little scary. He just sort of smiled and moved along the cafeteria. Freaked me out. DX

Advisory: Went to the Art room and worked on my masks.

Phys Sci: Talked to Sam, who is blonde now. It's definately different than her old black. XJ We worked on mole conversions again. Mine were all converted to Hindu.

Am His: We were only in this class for ten minutes or so. We took the quiz and left to load the bus. And now here I am. I've already listened to Rosenrot once and tried to do my homework on this friggin bumpy bus. It's 3:15 now. I'll report back with news of the match later. Back to you, Silence.

Thanks, Silence. That was it for the bus written part.

128 days remain.

We stopped at a food strip in some little town or other and Evan and I got Taco Bell while the rest of the people (Haylee, Sara, Addy, Rebecca) went to DQ. We got our food and went over there to eat with them. We had about an hour to do so and there were creepy people in costumes in front of the McDonald's. There was a dancing cookie, a hamburgler, and a "Jacket" because that's the school mascot in that town. Evan and I thought it was a hornet and started singing the "We are the Hornets," song from Speak.
Now, I'll get into the match. We sat around in Richplace's sherbet colored school for a while listening to Sabastian play his guitar. He's pretty good. He was singing too and sometimes that wasn't as good. XD

The first match we played was against a bunch of dipsticks from . . . I don't remember. Somewhere. I never caught were. They beat us pretty roundly. One of them was wearing black tieless lowtop Chucks. I got a valkiries question. I got most of the questions in that match. We had a bonus question about psychologists. They would give you a title of a book and you had to tell them which psychologist wrote it. We got one I think and then the moderator said Interpretation of Dreams which I knew was by Frude (can't spell that). I was looking at Evan, who was captain, nodding and smiling, because I thought that he knew. He smiled back and looks up and says, "Doctor Suess!" Doctor Suess!?!?! I thou ght he knew that! He's always complaining about Frude! He should have to know a little bit about him right? WRONG! I was mad at him and Mrs. Scary (JV coach) was mad at him too. We both told him he was being stupid.

The second match we got beat in too. Mrs. Scary put me next to Evan in this one so I could smack him when he did stupid things. Evan was actually asking me to punch him on some of them. I didn't hit him too hard. XJ This one was against another one I don't remember. O-something. XP They just kept getting easy ones.

The third match was against one of our arch enemies . . . buh, buh, buh . . . Nerwood! The Frullet wasn't on the team though. We were playing the B team because we're the JV and the Frullet had moved up to the A team because she's sooo good. We beat Nerwood by ten points! Yay! Woohoo! It was a stressful night for me because I was in the whole time. I was the top scorer for the night, too. We went and waited in the serbet hall for varsity to show up. Evan had to go out and look in the bus for them. THey weren't in the bus. We sat around and waited for them for a long time. I talked to this guy from Nerwood who was pretty nice. He was missing a baseball game on TV for this, he said.

We gave up and were herded onto the bus a few minutes before varsity got out of their game. They said they'd entered over time and had a sudden death round and lost. XP Sux for them. Their record was 1-2 as well. They'd only won one game, too. I tried to throw up on our way to the bus. That tasted real good.
On the bus ride home I wasn't feeling very good and Evan was trying to cheer me up. He told him his soul would be with me or something sappy like that and I said, "Now I think I really will throw up."
He taught me how to do the deadfish-faith-hook-pinky-shoot handshake. We just sat there and did it over and over again until I got it right. He'd tried to teach me before, but I'd brushed him off. We talked about my book some more. I got some good ideas from him (dark northern god, Anna visions, and . . . something else, I'll remember later). He always knows the story line but never has to read the story. He usually knows the storyline of the books I haven't written yet. Then we got to talking about Tyler Durden and philosophy and the universe, lots of things like that. It's always interesting when we get to talking about things like that.

--- Religion don't mean nothing. It's just another way to be ri-ight.

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

It's a Beautiful Disaster.

Twilight Time Between: I showed up and stood for about five minutes until the bell rang. Evan looked at me and said, "Good morning, sunshine. You look pleasant." I think I grunted at him.

Health: We took a test and I doodled some lyrics from the Racontuer's Level. "My baby's on the level (my baby's on the level), I'm tryin to read her mind (I'm tryin' to read her mind). She's on the straight and narrow (she's on the straight and narrow) and I'm guessin' all the time (guessin all the time). How can I see the road (How can I see the road), when I'm lookin at the signs (lookin at the si-igns)?" Oh, and Haylee told me that we have an A.Team tournament tomorrow. No one knew about it. I think, Mrs. H forgot to tell us, but hey, no big deal for me.

Geometery: We got our grades back. Evan got his first and he thoguht it was on his test. His was a 91%. I said something about, "watch mine be an F"and he said, "No, we cheated off of each other." I got mine and it was a 91% too. We kind of laughed and then Mrs. Brusselsprout says, "This is the grade that's on your quarter grade." Evan and looked at each other and said, "This is our quarter grade! Even weirder." It kind of weireded me out. We laughed for about ten minutes about it, too. We did some easy stuff with triangles. Yay! I love easy stuff. It snowed outside. Mrs. Brusselsprouts was in denial. She said it was just tree dandruff.

English: We went over our test, which I got a A, and graded the homework from Friday. Evan and I were talking about Kingdom Hearts II and Brandon (not the cool Brandon) who sits in front of me told us to shut up so we started whispering about it. Evan can't find this new episode he's got at Hollow Bastion and I was trying to help him figure it out. Mr. Lawsomething looks up from his desk and says, "Is there something in this conversation I'm not supposed to know about?" Evan and I look at him like "What?" and he says, "You went from (talks louldy) to this (softly). I know, I'll bet you're plotting to blow up the world." We agreed and he went on with class.

Lunch: Brady wasn't here. He's gone pheasant hunthing in some Dakota. Joey almost stole Evan's spot and made him scoot over by me. XP But Haylee nagged him out of it so it's all good and I had a spot to put my stuff. (Note to self "lay the egg")

Phys Sci: We're learing about moles. "Moles. I always knew moles were evil!" Mole are 6.02 x 10^23, I think. Very large numbers of very small things. Yus. Conversion boxes! "Grams on top and grams on bottom now we're happy, happy, happy." :)
Have I told you my thing about emoticons? Well, you make all the smilies out of colins right? That just makes me think of using someone's instestines to make a big slimey smily face. Ew.

Art: More masks. Mr. S is the art fairy. He was walking around with his ruler wand hitting people over the head with it and making them work. Namely me. XD

Am His: Quiz, notes, and Bush jokes.
I'll put my favorite here:
Bush calls Dick Cheney and says, "You know how you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, well, I got this puzzle, but none of the pieces fit thogether and I can't find any edges." So Cheney says, "Okay, I'll come over there to help you out. What's the puzzle of?"
Bush replies, "A big rooster."
So Cheney gets to the Oval Office and looks at Bush's desk. He says, "Put the cornflakes away, George."

Biology: We had to start our lab report for the lab on Wednesday. I'm working with Rebecca and Bridget because Evan's going to be gone. Bridget doesn't really apriciate my humor. Rebecca does! XD

129 days remain.

I stayed for Art Club after school and helped stretch muslims on a a rack. No, we were really stretching muslin on frames to paint for the set. Mr. S doesn't like it very much. There was pizza and glue everywhere. It was lots of fun, but it was hot. XP

--- I'm carryin a load (I'm carryin a load), and steppin out of line . . .

Monday, October 23, 2006

Misspellers of the world UNTIE!

I refuse to accept your reality and substitute my own.

The weekend was a big buch of nothing. If there had been something I would've been more punctual about my blogging. I finished re-reading Fire Light (which is what I'm officially calling the 3rd one) and began reading the beggining of the 4th one. Because that's the one I'm stuck on. XP
I've gotten no new ideas so far. I did figure out how to change the settings on what Word checks for so I can tell it to stop bugging me about first person because most of the stuff I write is in first person. And the thing about passive voice. It' always bugging me about passive voice and I don't see any passive voice! I want my Word Perfect back. That program was so much better than Word. I knew where all my buttons were and it had words like "Muzak" and "nosferatu" in it's dictionary. (Okay, not nosferatu, but it sounded good, alright?)
My throat hurts and I have to go to school now. I will be back!

---ALIVE! ALIVE! Alive with the, Alive with the GLORY of LOVE! (That song makes me laugh. Workcamps, hehe. CX)

Friday, October 20, 2006

I have the distinct feeling I'm being stupid.

Ah, random titles. It was a half day today. YAY! That's why I'm blogging at 1 instead of 3.

Health: Board races. We lost again. I hate my team. We suck.

Geometery: Had a test. I totally spaced on how to find the distance from a point to a line. It has something to do with the distance formula (Square root of [Y1-Y2]^2 + [X1-X2]^2) and the Y=mx+b thing. I didn't remember. Evan didn't know either because we tried to cheat off each other and realized neither of us got it. XD

English: We played a game having to do with moral issues. It sounds a lot less fun than it actually was. It was more about debate that morals. You could answer one of four ways: "Strongly Disagree", "Somewhat Disagree", "Somewhat Agree", and "Strongly Agree". Then you had to support your answer with an arguement. We did one on Churchill and the Enigma thing. You know, when they found out this English town was going to be bombed but they didn't tell anyone. I agreed with Churchill because it was 3,000 or 4,000 lives vs. 15,000 or 20,000 and if the Germans had figured it out how many more towns that size would've been bombed?
There was one that had to do with building a 12 million dollar community center and you end up about a million short, then this Mafia boss calls you and wants to donate 4 million. Take it or leave it? I took the money. XD Yay money!
There was one about a basketball game and another about being a teenage girl. There were only two guys in class, Evan and Kyle, and they had to pretend to be girls. XD It was funny. Mr. Lawsomething said they were both blushing.

Lunch: We fought over fruit gushers and doritos in the brown bag lunches today. Joey stole Haylee's seat by Evan. You know . . . I don't remember much else.

Phys Sci: We went straight to fifth hour after lunch instead of advisory. We had to do this thing on the palms with Chem Table where you had to write 3 characteristics for 10 elements. I finished that and was playing Coconut Fern (which is just Connect Four) and I won--- THREE TIMES! I tied the stupid CP twice, too. XP That thing is so snobby. Thinks it can win everything.
130 days remain.

I'm still stuck. Help me. My hundred page rut is really deep this time and I can get out! I've just had Tile rescue Randy and Nyord from the nasty witch-hunter man and now I'm at a loss. It's just like I can't pick it back up. I'm sad. And STUCK.

---So don't you beleive them, they'll destroy you with their lies. They only see the obvious. They see the sun go down, but they don't see it rise.