Friday, September 29, 2006

The Day of Much Limping.

I made the mistake of going to school today. My toes are now purple as is the entire outside of my foot.

Twilight Time Between: Everyone was saying hi and being great and wonderful and holding doors for me because my hands were full. Evan showed up first and showed me these awesom kniferings he made. One was black, one was ground to silver, and the other was golden, blue, and red. It was so cool. I stole the shiny one to wear. Ooo . . . shiny.

Health: We had a sub. Mr. Charming or something like that. We had to do a review which doesn't make any sense because I thought the test was yesterday or soemthing. I have tests in health, biology, english, geometery, and american history to make up. Wonderful. The physical science test is tuesday or something. Yay. Xl

Geometery: Everyone else took a test. I tried to work out my assignments from the past two days. I don't get it. XP I need help.

English: Adverbs and adjectives. We listened to Beatoven (That's definately not how you spell that.) I don't remember what else we did.

Ah, my foot is killing me!

Lunch: I stressed over homework and I didn't even have half of it. We talked about something. We aruged. I don't remember what now.

Advisory: I was sent to the head-of-play teacher's room, Mrs. Cackles, and got my play book and my permission slip. I got the part of Mr. Black. Did I say that already? Well, I did. I'm a mortician. XD

Phys Sci: We did a thing on atoms in our notes and got to play with the palm pilots. The whine, oh, the whine.

Art: Everyone's on the portrait project so I took the diseased trees home. They're on the counter. OW! This hurts. X( It feels like my foot was majorly asleep.

Am His: There was a test in this class too. I worked on my English and my terms in Phys Sci.
Mr. McMealy was cool about it though.

Biology: We watched a lame video on DNA from the dinosaur days of CGI. The pixels were ginormous. I didn't get a chance to check the date on the box, but I'm betting early 80's late 70's.
We had to take a quiz on the video and then read Chp. 11. Sux dunnit.

145 days remain.

(Sorry I forgot to do that the last couple days and I said 158 instead of 148 on tuesday.)

---He makes love to the duke, he seduces the queen, He steals the whole show in his last dying scene. No one knows the two sides of Monsieur Valentine.

Thursday, September 28, 2006

Screwed up Blogger

Hmm, this doesn't look right.
Number one: my buttons shouldn't be in a stack like that.
Number two: Why am I typing way down here?
Number three: Where's my word verification?
Number four: "Compose" is over my title
Number five: My title which I didn't write is Edit HTML.

I'll deal I suppose. It took the stupid a long time to load and I'm on satilite. That should have been my first tip. Help me here, would you? I'm currently dealing with the problem of how to kill of one of my characters and I have no clue what to do with her. I scrapped my original plan of having one of the other guys kill her because I think I've developed a love thing going on there. (Don't you love it when things you create go out of control. It's like shapeing a hedge: it may start out the way you wanted it to, but in the end, instead of a teddybear, you get a giraffe.)
So they're in an enchanted forest (pretty run of the mill) and how does she die?
Leave me a comment and tell me how you think she should die. I'll use it and you won't sue me if it's good. If I pick someone elses and not yours then feel free to sue me if I use yours. XD
Ah, who'm I kidding. No one reads this but you anyway.
Xo
Work that one out, why don't cha'.
You heard the edited version of Fake Tales of San Fransisco? They don't beep the bit where he says "The band is f***in' w*nk(I just like asteriks) and I'm not avin a nice time." They replace it with "The band aren't very good and I'm not avin a nice time." At least they kept the words in. You just don't get the same sense of the girl rushing out the door to answer her phone just so she can get away from that awful band. It's more like 'Wow, they're bad." than "GOD! They SUCK!"

Oh, in case you haven't realized, I'm staying home again today. My ankel was hurting this morning so I didn't think I should go, but now it's feeling fine. I should've gone. Well, now I get to sit here and blog to you.
Oh, gonna go watch a movie. don't know which.

---Oh, woke up tonight I said ah-eye gotta make somebody love me, yeah, I know, yeah, I know, I know that it's y0-ooooou. You're lucky, lucky, you're so lucky.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Back to you, Gimpy.


Thanks, Chad.
For lack of anything better to do I'm blogging. It's a wonderful thing to do when you're bored bored bored. Or when you don't want to crawl around gettng the PS2 set up. XD
I'm blogging about blogging. OH NO, MR.BILL! I'm causing a universal paradox and the world as I know it will colapse! G..............................................................ah?
. . . ?
It's taking it's own sweet time about it.
In the mean time: . . . mean time. Mean time. Time is mean sure. But in the mean time? I've never run across another usage of the word mean that makes sense there. Mean time. . . Extra time? Time from now til then? Mean, median, and mode and the mean is average. Average time? No, that doesn't make any sense. Whatever.
All time is an illusion anyway. Without humanity who is there to measure time? Do cows really care what time it is? Wait, I think I screwed that up. Without life who is there to measure time?
I just can't get it right today, can I?
What does the recover post button do? I never noticed that before! Ooo! I'll bet that makes my life so much easier. Yay for new buttons.
I want to show you something. It's really sweet. I took it myself. I'm actually using it for my myspace default, but I'm changing that soon. Lookit. Up there at the top. Isn't it sweet! XD I like that pic a lot. I can't believe I took that. X)
The agenda today sounds a lot like yesterday. Blogging, writing, and gaming. Yus.
I played Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy yesterday. That's a frippin awesome game. It's so puzzley and you get to be a dead guy; how fun is that. And I played the Nightmare Before Christmas Oogie's Revenge. It's actually kinda hard. Those stupid cyclopses with the battle axes kill me every time. XP I'm at the bit where you have to replace the doors. It took me for ever to finish the grisly gauntlet. The singing bothers me a little, but if you do it right it does some major damage (don't ask me how) so I'm not complaining.
Diddle, do-dum, diddle-deeeeeeee!
And now I'm bored again. . . Gner.

---The first to speak is the first to lie. Cross you heart and hope to die. Something swear to keep, keep your mouth shu-uh-ut. Make up something, make up something good.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Gimpy makes a comeback.

XP This sux.
Sunday I went over to my grandma's house without my sister because her friends were still over. It was nice. We napped on the couch and watched Spongebob.

Monday: I woke up at 6 because my sister still had a friend over and they were up at 6. They went back to sleep. Xl
I sat around all morning and did whatever. I doodled. I played the PS2. I made a slide show with paint about my doodles. I played Territory War. Evan called and came over about noon and he was the first one here. We played Territory War. We played the PS2. I showed him my wicked awesome slide show. XD It's too homicidal stick figures called Fluffy and Evil Fluffy who try to "keel" each other over a piece of pie. It's great. I'll put one of the slides up here later.
Then Greg called and showed up at two or three with the Xbox 360 and Dungeons and Dragons! We got out the board/mat thingies and the pieces and were quickly mezmerized by the multi-sided die.
"Ooo, look at all the colors!"
"This one goes up to 100!"
"This one looks kinda sharp."
And we quickly picked our characters. I was the halfling, Lidda, because she was the only girl, but it turns out she's the best out of the four characters we had. XD Evan was the hero guy Redsomething, and Greg was the religous dwarf. We then got completely distracted by the neat little pieces and had a lot of fun not playing the game. I got the acid-spitting dragon and was killing everyone else because I'm cool like that and then we started flinging things at each other. The battle escalated until we were shooting each other with my green foam disk gun thing and whacking each other with the limegreen singing stick. I managed to hit Evan in the eye with the singing stick. Then there was popcorn and outside because it got hot in that basement when we all started running and shooting each other. We all had hats too. Evan had the Fedora, I had the Stetson, and Greg had the Silver Dollar City Powder Keg hat. It has a fuse on it. The stiff felt Stetson and wide brimmed Fedora made great faceshields against the foam disks, the Powder Keg hat, not so much. Then we watched Greg play the Xbox (Elder Scrolls, I think) until we got board and went outside to the trampoline. Then we came back in, watched Greg play some more and got bored again. We went back out to the trampoline, where, within two minutes I'd come down on the side of my foot and twisted it. It hurt really bad. I think I screamed and cried for my mommy and some ice. Then I had to hobble up the hill to the house. Well, I crawled up the hill to the house with the help of my mom and Evan. Then we sat on the couch and watched Greg play the Xbox until we got board and Evan went to get the PS2 to play some multi-player games. That was much better except for the ankle. I thought I'd broken it. It was so swollen it looked like I had a second joint on my foot. It was gross looking.
So I've been hobbling around the house on my crutches. I skipped school today because I can't walk. XP I will say this: Sitting around with my foot in a pot of epsom salt and playing video games is a lot better than going to school.

158 days remain. (I have to put this even if I didn't go or else I'll lose count.)

---This is Halloween, this is Halloween, red and black, black and green!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

First Day of Another Magnificent Three Day Weekend

Yes! I love three day weekends!

Well, I got up at ten and worked on my room then went to see Brady march in the band. They played the Darth Vader theme, the Starwars theme, and that song from the Starwars Cantina "At the Starwars, Starwars Cantina, some of the weirdest creatures you've ever seen-ah." Doodoo-doodoo-doodoodoo-doo-doo-deedee-deedee-deedee-doo-do.
I played the duck pond like I promised Brady and I cheated and won a twirly noise makery thingy. Yay! The band also played Let's Get Retarted by Blackeyed Peas, AC/DC's Shook Me All Night Long, Holiday of Greenday's, and those one guy's Jessie's Mom. It made me laugh.
Then I went home and cleaned my room somemore. My sibling has some of her little friends over for a sleepover, but Evan and Brady and maybe Greg are going to come over and go for the ultimate Ubernerddom. We are going to play Dungeons and Dragons. CX Yus.

---We'll do it all, everything, on our own. We don't need anything or anyone.

Day of Ultimate Humiliation

Today was SHC initiation day. Evan and I had to dress up as Martin Van Buren and his First lady Angelica. I had to take a supa fast shower and get into the clothes Evan brought me yesterday. It was weird wearing his clothes all day long. My wig was sad and bald.

Twilgiht Time Between: I showed up a little late for the first bit of initiation, but not too terribly late. Evan was wearing the lovely purple dress. We got our picture taken, said our slogan, and we had to twirl. Mrs.H said twril so Evan twirled. Then she said I had to twirl too so we waltzed. It was weird.

Health: Generally sucky.

Geometery: Wokred with Brady and Evan on some evil proofs worksheets because Ms. Brusselsprout wasn't here.

English: More verb phrases. Mr. Lawsomething liked my wig. XP

Advisory: Read some more. I have decided that I did read Colour of Magic because I know what happens and everything. Either that or I'm psychic. XD

Lunch: Erm. Lunch. Lunch didn't exist today.

Phys Sci:We did a classroom lab. Mrs. Scary let me take my wig off. She's becoming one of my favorite teachers.

Art: Started in on the big sharpies colouring in my trees. I got a headache from breathing that sharpie.

Am His: Finished looking at that worksheet and took notes on miners. What fun.

Biology: Mrs.H gave Evan permission to take off his dress and me permission to remove my wig. I also loosened my tie, unbuttoned my collar, opened my jacket, and messed up my hat hair. I looked like I'd just escaped from a briefcase convention or something.

149 days remain.

Here comes the initiation part. Well, first I went home, came in the house sheding layers, and then Evan called to tell me I need to know my creed for SHC. So I remember I haven't memorized mine and we practice it. I repeated it a lot to him even if he hung up on me with his face twice. Then I went down and cleaned my room until it was time to leave. When I got there it took us the longest time to work out how to get into the high school (had to go in the parking lot doors). We were the only team that didn't acutally make our food, and I was feeling noxious. Addy's soup was really good anyway. We were told to remain silent, then we got locked in a closet. The initiates, I mean, along with the Keepers of the Room. We sat in the closet for a long time and ten they brought us out and we were told the rules of the challenge. There were 7 stations and seven envalopes. You had to get 1 envalope from each station and then use the puzzle pieces to put together a picture of a historical object and specifically identify that object to win. Evan went out first and came back with nothing, I went out and came back with one, then Evan went out and came back with nothing. This cycle went on for a while until we couldn't find the last station. The last team was hiding in the science lab doorway. We put our puzzle together and had no clue who it was. It said Whatshername Roosevelt, but I had no idea. We brought it up there and Evan brilliantly guessed Queen Elizibeth I. We came in 4th and there were only 6 teams. Then they locked us back in the closet for a really long time. They began taking victims one by one and when they came for another they would report whether the person before had made it or not.
I was one of the last two in the closet. The girl I was with wanted to go before me, but she spoke up about it and the Keeper of the Room said I could go first because she spoke.
Well, the task was gruling and the end results glorifying, but because you future SHC memebers might read this I won't give anything away. Just look out for the flames is all I'm saying.

---16 mili'try wives with 32 softly-gazing, brightly-colored eyes.

Day of the Meltdown

Twilight Time Between: Brady gave me the X-Men guide that Evan's making me read and I don't really want to read it. XP

Health: We read a chapter on something stupid like communcation. Then we wrote some stuipid sentences. I read The Colour of Magic.

Geometery: More proofs. Proofs suck. XP I hate proofs.

English: We've moved on to helping verbs. Much easier. XD

Lunch: I pitched my trio ideas and worked on my geometery. Brady has never seen The Nightmare Before Christmas! He doesn't want to be Lock, Shock, and Barrel because he has no idea who they are. He also doesn't want to be the Three Horsmen of the Apocolypse because he beat them in a video game. XL Evan was all for it even though he wanted to be Pestilence instead of Death. It was kind of funny really.

Advisory: Finished my geometery, but I didn't do the last problem because it was long and mean. XP Finished my English, too.

Phys Sci: Worked on lab reports. I finished mine and read more of Colour.

Art: Finished drawing my diseased trees ans started on the sharpie part. Evan flaked out on me with the play. He was complaining about it all day long and finally decided to quit. *sigh* He's such a pain in the butt.

Am His: Went over our studyguide thingy. It was boring. I almost fell asleep.

Biology: We did a lab on cells. We looked at onion cells and at cells from the inside of my cheek. The cheek cells were really hard for me to see.

150 days remain.

I went home and was in a bad mood, completely stressed out, and my mom yells at me and my sister because our rooms are messes. That was the last nudge and I had a breakdown. I cried now I'm better. I have to do all this crap for tomorrow. I need brownies for FBLA, I'm no doing so well because of all this stress, Evan's sending me on a guilt trip for making him try out, and Brady's being a pain.

---The more you try the eraser the more you appear.

Please Excuse the Absence

I was grounded from the computer. That's the risk you take reading a teenager's blog. There will be three posts for today because I need to post Thursday and Friday as well as today. Okay, four counting this one.

---I . . . FOUND . . . A . . . CARROT!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Day of Many Moodswings

I was having moodswings all day long.

Twilight Time Between: We had JV A.Team practice today. We weren't doing so hot. We've just got to warm our brains up from long dormancy over the summer.

Health: We had to do our skit today, but Brainerd wasn't here so Haylee and I were at a loss. We winged it. Or is it wung it? Haylee suggested doing jealosy and saying I was going out with Evan and she was jealous. We laughed tensely and I said I didn't want to be going out with Evan so she relaxed. Well, we went up there here's the dialog all done in loud highpitched voices while bouncing on the balls of our feet because that's the way you do it.

Haylee: Hi, Ashley!

Me: Hi, Haylee! Ohmigodohmigod! You know what? You know what?

Haylee: What?!

Me: I'm going out with Fredrick!

Haylee: (sobs) How could you go out with the man I love?!?!

Me: He asked me out first!

Haylee: Well you're a . . . you're a STUPID HEAD!

Me: Well, you're a bad person!

Haylee: I hate you and I never want to see you again!

Me: You know what? I'm going out with his evil twin brother Theodore, too!

Haylee: Well, you're a whore!

Me: (pauses trying to figure out where this came from) Ah! Ah! Ah! (throws hand over forehead) I can't believe you just called me that! I'm not speaking to you!

Haylee: Well, I'm leaving!

Me: Fine!

Haylee: (walks out the classroom door and starts sobbing in the window next to the door; knocks to be let in)

Me: (opens door)

Haylee: Oh, Ashley, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to call you a whore! (throws her arms around me)

Me: I'm sorry too! (sobs with Haylee)

Haylee: I forgive you!

Me: Me too! I'm not really going out with Theodore!

Haylee: Well, that's good then I can go out with him! (and we're happy, happy, happy)

The whole class applauded us and Mr. Fishface says, "I think you got 5 out of 6 of those emtions in there."
So I go: "Oh, I'm lonely! I'm so lonely!"
And he says: "Shyness."
So I say: "Don't look at me!" And cover my face.
It was fun. XD

Geometery: Doing proofs. I don't like them and we're doing the easy stuff. I don' like eet an' I don' wanna do eet. XP Haylee comissioned me to tell Evan about the skit.

English: More linking and Action verbs. More fun. And another work sheet. XP Mr. Lawsomething said I was brilliant because I got the puzzle on the board. I was happy, happy, happy.
John Ag
Guess! Leave me a comment and guess! Evan, you can't guess!

Lunch: We discussed something. I was swinging wildly through the spectrum and wound up on tiredly stressed. Evan and Brady cheered me up again. I think.

Advisory: Am now reading The Colour of Magic by Terry Pratchett. They spell color so much cooler in Britland. It's the only Discworld novel I haven't read yet and it's the first one. I own a lot of them. In the process I ruined Evan's birthday present for me, yet again. I'm good.

Phys Sci: Did a lab on pennies and mass and things. It was booooorrrring. We didnt' get to make stuff bubble like yesterday. XP And I have another lab report to write.

Art: Worked on my trees. They don't look as diseased today. That is good. Mr.S said he liked my trees because they were different. I like them better now. They're more me and less nubbly.

Am His: Had a set of worksheets to do. Was stressed again. I'm always stressed in Art and that carries over into this class. XP Brady cheered me up by reciting a line from One Crazy Summer. He can do Bobcat's voice pretty well, acctually. "There was this fat kid who wanned to be jus' like his bruther." "Were you that fat kid?" "No! I used to beat 'im up. Say 'Why you so fat?'!"
That always makes me laugh.

Biology: We're learning about cells. I don't like all the bits of cells and the inside parts. I JUST WANNA DISECT A LIL FROGGY! X(

We had play tryouts after school. Evan and went to try out. We visited Mr.B before tryouts and had a chat with him for a little while. I was trying out to be Satan or "Lucifer" in the play and I'd convinced Evan to try out for Luigi. The results are going to be posted Friday. Evan wasn't bad except that he was quiet and at one point he slipped from an Italian accent to a British accent. He said Mr.B watching him made him nervous. He didn't really want to, but I made him do it. I hope he gets the part and I hope his confidance improves. I'm trying not to get my hopes up about this part, only one other person tried out, and I did a cool British accent for my Satan, everyone clapped for me, but I don't know. I'm a little skearred. My mom was there early to pick me up and she saw me tryout and she said I didn't look nervous, but my knees were shaking and I couldn't walk.

151 days remain.

After school my mom was going to take me to get a CD I want and get a wig for my Van Buren outfit for Friday. We went to the party place first and I saw a Skeleton Jack mask! I spent my cash on that instead of Rosenrot. Oh, well, the CD will be there, but that was one of the last Jack masks they had. We came up with some awesome trios for Brady, Evan, and I to be: Lock, Shock, and Barrel or the Three Horsemen of the Apocolypse (I'm thinking Death, War, and Pestilence). Sweet, huh? I like Lock, Shock and Barrel myself, but I'll have to see if Brady and Evan will go for it. I bet they will. XD

---Hey! Mambo! Mam-bo Italiano . . .

Day of Much Complaining

From Evan. He would not shut up about having to dress up like a girl.

Twilight Time Between: I don't remember. But Brady was in a bad mood and I cheered him up a bit.

Health: We had to write this scenario thing and I got in Brainerd and Haylees group. I don't really like Brainerd: a) she has the same name as I do b) she's loud and obnoxious, but she did give me sugar. Peeps! They are so great but I can only eat one at a time or I go into marshmallow overload and start to vibrate. XD We wrote a scenario about shyness (one of our options).

Geometery: We got the bad news we acctually have to do a lesson on Wednesday (which is today) because Ms. Brusselsprout will be gone on Friday or summin. We did more words. XP
Brady, Evan, and I sarted working seriously on this comic I'm writing. It's about us. With super powers. Because we're Ubernerds like that. Brady can shapeshift and doesn't have a superhero name yet. I'm voting for Brady the Wonder Moustace. Evan can teleport and is called Nave, but Brady and I are going to call him the Navel. XD I can control my center of gravity. I can put it on the ceiling and walk up there, or I can put it in front of me and move really really fast because I'm falling. Oh, and I'm currently going by the name of Compass Girl. XP

English: More linking and action verbs, again, not that difficult but by this time I was feeling rather depressed and I got confused and things. Mr. Lawsomething looked worried. He also might have drafted me to be the cartoonist for the school newspaper, which is sweet.

Lunch: We worked on the comic some more and decided Greg could be our butler. Greg consented to this later on the bus. We had an argument about Brady's hair and he ended up not having any. He's propably gonna die in the second strip. XD We toyed with the idea of having someone die in every episode. Ooh, epiphany! What if we had him dye? "Oh, no! Navel's dyed!"
"You know that's spelled with an I not a Y." "Yes, but he's not dead, he's been dyed." "What color?!" "Purple."
Yeah, that's good. XD

Advisory: I worked on Biology homework.

Phys Sci: We did a lab on Law of Conservation of Math. It was kinda boring. Not worth doing a lab report at any rate.

Art: Started a new project. My trees are sad and I have to draw like fifty more. XP

Am His: I don't remember, but we had a torando drill and everyone had to go into the girls lockeroom and the guys were like "Oooo!" Evan brought his homework with him.

Biology: I got the highest grade in all the Bio classed on my test! Yay!

152 days remain.

---And we were dumb dumb dumber than the di di dirt on the ground.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Day of Much Homework Indeed

So much Evan had to come over so we could finish it.

Twilight Time Beween: Evan didn't show up and there was much speculation as to why this was. Brady was dissapointed in me because I forgot our project at home.

Health: We were supposed to have a hunter's safety assembly, so we watched a video on self-esteem. Yay. XL The guy never showed up so we sat around and chatted for the rest of the hour. Well, the people with friends in that class sat around and chatted. I read The Statment of Someone Someone by H.P. Lovecraft. That was the last story in that book. It was great! The end make me laugh. "B(arron?) is dead, you fool!"

Geoemetery: Evan showed up. Did a fun foldy thing with wax paper to illustrate some point or other. Evan made a butterfly and was making it flap around until Ms. Brusselsprout made him "land the bird." He decided it was a butterfly named Byrd. XD That's a much more fun way to spell bird.

English: I don't remember. Something to do with linking verbs. Mr. Lawsomething asked me, "Why do you have X's on your fingers?" (I draw x's on my fingers with sharpie.) I told him, "That's the number of people I've killed." He said, "Oh." Then he came back and said, "Why are there two on one finger?" I said, "I killed that person twice." He appreciated that.

Lunch: I don't know. We had . . . nasty.

Advisory: SHC (Science History Club) meeting. We had to do a thing for inauguration--- er, initiation. We had to pick these little slips of paper, half said president, half said first lady. I got president. Then we had to pair up, a president and a first lady. Evan is my first lady. XJ Then we had to draw presidents. I drew Martin Van Buren. Now we have to compile a bunch of information on Martin Van Buren and his first lady which was actually his daughter-in-law because his wife died a long time before he was president.

Phys Sci: We took notes on density and did a work sheet.

Art: Mr.S gave me Spoon and I doodled a bunnY! I will post in on here sometime. Everytime I look at it, it makes me giggle. XD Mr.S made me practice drawing trees because that's the next project. XP I'm not very good at drawing trees.

Am His: We took notes and things. Brady wasn't disapointed in me anymore because the project was due Wednesday. I wore one earing and went "corsair style."

Biology: Had a frippin huge assignment on cells and things. It's not due til Friday anyway. Evan made the mistake of taking his test today before he had a chance to study and he says he failed it. I told him it was a hard test. XP He doesn't listen to me.

153 days remain.

Evan came over so we could work on the Prez thing. We got a lot of it done and we got Phys Sci done and part of Biology. We were actually doing something productive while hanging out after school, instead of something inane and pointless. It was weird. X? I don't know whether to be happy or disturbed. Are we becoming normal kids that study after school and don't joke about Shakespear and philosiphize about the moon and cats? That would be bad. XC

---My actions are dictated by the phase of the moon, the phase of the moon. But what's really funny is it's not sunny anymore.

Weekend of Mail-flinging Mothers

Saturday I had to get up early with the rest of my family and go help Grandpa Shorty move to a duplex style senior living thingy. His well had dried up. We got there and most of the stuff was already loaded because they couldn't take that much into those wee little houses anyway. We got jelly though. X) We unloaded the stuff at their new house and ate frozen pizza and went home. It didn't take that long really. We only got home at about two in the afternoon and we'd showed up at . . . ten in the morning.
I rode with my mom back home and I was on the passenger's side so I had to get the mail. I got the mail handed it to her and noticed a black spider on her seatbelt so I say "Wow, that's a big spider." Even though it wasn't a big spider. It was just one of those stupid things you say without thinking. So my mom throws the mail at me, nails me in the forehead, and jumps backward out of the car without ever touching the door. This takes talent. I look around for the big but not really that big spider and then turn and try to get out of the car, but I can't because the mailbox is in my way. So I settle for doing a spiderwoman thing and holding myself using the seat and the dashboard up in the air against the ceiling. I looked at my mom and said "You suck!" She's just laughing her head off out there. And then the car starts to roll away because she didn't touch the shift when she jumped out of the car either and I can't get out because of the mailbox. She decideds it's a good idea to drive down the lane to the house now and we send my dad out later to find the spider. He didn't find the spider.

Sunday we got up late to go to my grandma's house and have a weird meal that we always have on Sundays when we go over there, it's too late to be lunch and too early to be that other meal, the later one you know. It's only 7:13 in the morning people, I'm sorry. I guess you can call it lunch. Yes, we ate there then me and my sister stayed there while my parents whent to Wallyworld. XP I finished At the Mountains of Madness and then read The Shunned House and Dreams in the Witch-House. Dreams in the Witch-House got to me a little considering I read it later at home at about midnight. That little furry guy just creeps me out. XF
I liked The Shunned House and Dreams in the Witch-House better than At the Mountains of Madness (oh, conincedence here, was playing the CP game Scratches that my sister bought and I was looking at the library shelves trying to find some clue as to what I have to do next, well, I found the Necromincon which features heavily in a couple of his stories and then Saturday I found At the Mountains of Madness itself. I was a little weirded out considering I hadn't even played the game when I picked up the book.)

---Find him, find him, tie him to a post and break his fingers to splinters. Throw him in a hole and when he wakes up naked staring at the ceiling of his grave.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Day of Little Round Indians and Custard

Nah-Na-nanananana-NAaaaaaa. Gureolito rocks.

Twilight Time Between: Erm.

Health: We read a chapter on self-esteem and did a wee little assignment. I read this interveiw with Sam Harris in The Sun for the rest of the hour.

Geometery: Did this little worksheet. Sat with Brady because Ethan was gone on the FFA thingy. I don't like geometery when words are involved. It's so confusing. XP

English: We did more stuff with action verbs. Yay. Mr. Lawsomething had a zit by his nose and that's all I could stare at the whole hour. I'm terrible I know, but it was friggin' HUGE! I discovered the joys of red ink. I was etching red ink X's through my paper into my note book beneath. It looks pretty cool.

Lunch: Brady, Greg, and I flipped through Greg's latest edition of Electronic Gaming Monthly. They had an article about Okami. I want to play that game just because of the artwork. That's so cool! They also had an article about Guitar Hero II. There's some good songs in that one, Primus, Lamb of God . . . er, there was another.

Advisory: I read more Sun. I started reading The Madness Equation in there.

Phys Sci: Had a few worksheets on physical and chemical changes. Not so difficult.

Art: Finished . . . well, almost finished my project early. Aren't you proud of me?!?!? XD All I've got left is the tail end of this shadow Mr.S said I should add. We talked about music and he said I draw so much different from him. He said I drew clean. He's right. I do. My shadows are all clean and things.

Am His: This is where the Custard and Indians come in. Brady and I were working on our project. I got to draw little round Indians and cavalry (Custar, Frech, Reno and peas in coa boi hats), Shelface cullered, and Brady drew arrows. X) It was fun. I still have to finish it up over the weekend, but it's okay. It's cullering.

Bio: Test today. It was hard. XP I don't like cells . . . so why am I taking biology, you ask? Because I wanna cut open a little froggy!

154 days remain.

---Hammer my bones on the anvil of daylight.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

The Day of No Evan!!!

I had a good day today. XD

Twilight Time Between: Showed up earlier than usual and chatted with Brady for a bit once he decided to be sociable and stop geeking out on me. He was reading the X-Men guide. Evan says he's going to make me read it too.

Health: We had to "Write 20 benifits of having high self-esteem". Health is such a blow off class you just reguritate what they tell you because that's what they want to hear. Text book says, "How high do you think your self esteem is?" You say, *in squeaky obnoxious voice:* "Pretty high because I have confidance and get all A's and B's. Yay for me! Ahaha!!!!!!!!"
XL

Geometery: We're doing a lot of writing--- oh! Crap! I didnt' bring my homework home! Oh, well, I only had one or two to do I can do them in health tomorrow. XJ Inverses and Converses and Conjectures and Counterjectures and blah blah blah blahbitty blah.

English: We're learing about linking verbs what fun. It's easy really. We talked about advertizing in forgien countries today. Did you know that Coca-Cola means Bite the Wax Tadpole in Chinese (or it could be Japanese, I don't remember.)

Lunch: Brady and Greg and I argued about stuff.

Advisory: Went to Art and worked on my project. Listened to upperclassmen bicker.

Phys Sci: Did a lab today. We had to go outside and do some stuff with oil and rubbing alchohol and water. It wasn't that great, but the lab report was easy.

Art: Did the same thing I'd done in advisory. I'm almost done! I'm not late! Yay for me! Mr.S and I talked music and I told him I'd get him a list of the stuff I had and we'd trade.

Am His: We've got to do this project about the Battle of Bull Run and we have to draw a map. Brady and I are partners and we've got this key for the different tribes and companies. It's fun.

Bio: We did board races and it was fun. I'm glad Evan wasn't there or he'd have made fun of us. XP It was Emily, Bridget, Rabecca, and me on a team and we kicked butt! We had to do things before we could run up to the board and write our answers like touch something blue, or touch the back wall, or jump up and down three times. It was fun. We had this Power Rangers pencil that had blue and red and yellow on it (three of the colors we had to touch) and the Power Rangers always win so we figure that's what was doing in. I *aaaaaaaaaah*-ed at it and we felt the tingly power of the Rangers. I said we won right? XD

Now I am here and I have a dizzyish headache behind my eyes.

155 days remain.

---There are doors that let you in and out, but never open. There are trap doors . . . that you can't come back from.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Day of Sleepiness

And its about to get worse because I just took a benidryl (that's not how you spell that.)

Twilight Time Between: Showed up souper early for A. Team meeting. Me and all the other freshman are on the JV team, but we can move up to fill empty spots on the varsity. It's Brady, Evan, Haylee, Sara, Addy, Andrew (not anwder), me and some other people on the JV. Then when the meeting was over and we went back to the commons Mr.S came to find me and chat about music. He gave me some Radiohead and some of thier lead singer's solo stuff. He also gave me Muse back and told me he'd make me a copy of Spoon. XD SPOOOON!

Health: Hadda test. Big fun. Mr. Fishface was grumpy.

Geometery: We did something I can't remember, but there was homework and I fire drill. Woohoo five minute recess! The medication's kicking in.

English: We piddled around with transomething and intransomething verbs because our class is a day ahead of the other classes.

Lunch: Finished Geom homework. Mr.Parking asked Evan and I (both working on homework) if we made all A's. I told him I made B's and he said something weird that didn't make any sense, but he's not the most articulate of people anyway.

Advisory: I read more of the Mountains of Madness.

Phys Sci: Mrs. Scary sung to us about "Tiiiiiiny liddle particles!" For such a short white lady she sings like a gospel singer. She's got a big voice. She made us get up and do the dance and sing the song too. I had to go with Haylee and Evan. XP

Art: Worked on my project and argued with Evan as usual.

Am His: Took more notes and did a hard quiz! Almost fell asleep in the warm room, but I managed to get all the notes anyway.

Biology: Had this HEE-UGE review thingy to do on the board, but I got it all done in class, even after using a whole page to answer one problem. A lot of it was vocab anyway.

156 days remain.

---I can see for miles and miles. I can see for miles and miles. Yeah, I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles . . .

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Day of Clubs

Club day today, every hour was a different club meeting.
Nurf. Nurf. Nurf. Nerf. Nurf. Nurf. Nurf. I like it better spelled with a U.

Health: We did reveiw worksheets because FFA meeting was that hour. We had to read a dumb paragraph on each page just to answer two multiple choice questions. It was stupid.

Geoemetery: Mrs. Brusselsprout read us a story and we had to answer multiple choice questions on it. I don't remember what club was this hour. FCCLA (don't ask me what it stands for) or summin.

English: Graded our work and got a worksheet. Mr. Lawsomething was grumpy. XP I don't remember what club this was either.

Lunch: Was a soft taco. The cafeteria ladies are experimenting again. *barf*

Advisory: I spazzed out and didn't go to Art Club. I'm a total dip today! Mr.S said it was okay, he figured I'd join anyway. Yay. I doodled with Emily instead.

Phys Sci: FBLA meeting. I'm in Fubla. XD They gave away free rootbeer floats so most of the school was in there. Most of the people who were in there were just there for the floats. I found on of those metal studs with the pointy tabs on it and stuck in my shoe.

Art: I lent Mr.S Muse and worked on my Doodle Project. I drew more red tentacles, a pair of donkey ears, and started on the albino turtle's shell. I think I'm going to do oak leaves on it somewhere. Yus, that sounds good.

Am His: We read a thing and did a worksheet on Frank Mayer the buffalo hunter guy. That was pretty boring, but easy.

Bio: Evan went to an FTA meeting and I didn't. I don't want to be a teacher, sorry. XP My day was much better for it. I wish Evan hadn't taken Biology with me. He's such a liabilty in that class. *sigh* Oh, well, he'll be gone for a couple of days this week anyway.

157 days remain.

---Don't let them throw me away. Kick me and I'll be okay. Don't let them throw me away. DON'T LET THEM THROW ME AWAY!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Fluffy bunnies in a tux and tails.

Weekend was good. I liked the weekend.
Saturday and Sunday are all melted together so the Weekend is a single entity.

Weekend: I started and finished Speak. It's a really awesome book. The way she wrote it was so cool. I love that book. XD Taylor called me! His voice sounds funny! Hee, hee! We didn't really talk about anything in particular. There was a lot of blowing in the phone because it sounds cool and sitting and sighing. But it was nice to talk to him. We talked---well, we were on the phone for 127 minutes. That was fun. I didn't do anything at all. I've been sick since Friday night so I've been doing nothing anyway. Went out and played in the rain we had. It was so fun even though I had a cold. X)

Now Today:

Twilight Time Between: I returned Barron to Evan now that he has a face. He says hi. That's what Evan decied today.

Health: Board races again. We lost this time. XP

Geometery: This was the day! The wonderful day we got to pick our own seats! We all sat where Brady sits and he didn't move anywhere. Evan and I sit behind him and Ethan (the A.Team manager from last year) sits next to him. Our tables are adjacent to Haylee and her ontourage's table. Evan sits on the corner of that table. XP

English: Yee . . . ah . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I don't remember.

Lunch: N . . . . . . . . o O . . . . . . . . . not getting anything here either . . . . . hrmmm . . . .

Advisory: I read that section in Biology. Well, I tried to read that section. Emily is in my Bio class too and she didn't have any idea what section it was either. We laughed. I don't think anyone in Bio actually knows what section we were supposed to read.

Phys Sci: We did something. I don't remember. All I remember was getting in trouble for doing my English. Well, I didn't get in trouble, but I got "warned."

Art: Finished my Illuminated project and have now started on the Ultimate Doodle project. It's sweet! I got a collage with a squirrel and an albino turtle on it!

Am His: Notes notes notes notes notes.

Bio: Something diddle diddle deee doo dum diddley dum. I can't think. I dont' like this show. It's dumb. TV on monday's sucks. Glurg. This man has a weird little accent. It's a southern type thing, but it's like he's trying to hide it or something. It's odd. I dont' like the Food Network. It's boring. That man's creepy. Gah! No a full hour of this show. I'm going to run away! Buh-bye!

158 days remain.

---Why is the world in love again? Why are we marching hand in hand? Why are the ocean levels rising up? It's a brand new record for 1990: They Might Be Giants, their new album Flood!

Friday, September 08, 2006

Day of the Buzzy Palm Pilot

CHickEndOodlEtwInKlebunNY.

I am sleepy.

Health: I remember today! Aren't you proud of me?! Mr.Gymteacher was gone so Mr.Fishface had to teach the guys in gym as well as the girls in health. We lucked out and got to go to the gym to sit and do nothing. It was great! Evan sat and did nothing with me part of the time. XD He had Mike'n'Ikes, too.

Geometery: Test today. It was pretty easy. Rene Descartes invented the Cartigian plain. That was the bonus question.

English: . . . I don't remember. Oh! Speak came in for me today. XJ

Advisory: I worked on my book. I'm on the fourth one now, but I was stuck until Geometery today. I got this brilliant idea, jotted it down and worked on it in English and advisory.

Lunch: ..........................................(cut here).............................................

Phys Sci: I don't remember what we did at first, but we got to play with the palm pilots today. They buzz at you. Like a TV does when it's on Input in the next room. No sound's coming out but you can hear it buzz. Not static, just electronic whine. We had to practice writing letters on the palm pilot, but Mrs.Scary has these keyboards you can plug into them. I want to use one of those. Have a ton of vocabulary homework.

Art: Still on Illuminated. We're starting the new project Monday. I brought it home with me. To work on once I finish my Phys Sci vocab. XP

Am His: Went over the test. I got an A, I think. We got time at the end of class to finish this thing we did the other day, but since Mr.McMealy doesn't have enough books everyone has to use their books in class. Evan, Brady, and I (partners) had finished ours the day before and had free time. Evan wanted to work on vocabulary! It has got to be a sign of the Apocolypse! He would've acctually worked on his homework instead of talking to Brady and me . . . . . . if Brady and I hadn't taken away his paper so he'd talk to us. XD

Biology: Got our tests back in this too. I got a B+ on this one. I missed a bunch of stupid stuff you know how it is. XP Did a microscope lab that was pretty cool. We got to look at newspaper, the letter E, lens tissue, my hair, my sister's hair from my shirt, a butterfly's antanne and leg, some silver berry (I have no idea what this is but it looks pretty cool under a microscope!), and homemade paper. We just had to fill out the questions on this pre-made lab report and that was it.

Took my sister to her friend's sleepover a while ago and was down stairs playing Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy on PS2. That's a really great game. It's all puzzle solving, almost Zelda like in that respect, but it's all in Egypt which makes it "Supah coo'!" I like it. XD Now I will stay homb wid my stuvvy dose all weeked log. *sniffle, sniffle* Hod on. *Honks nose into hanky* Dat's bedder.

159 day remain.

---During this trouble they will pull us down. Please, please, let's use this chance to turn things around. Tonight we can truly say, 'Together we're invincible.'

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Day of the Volleeeee Ball Game of Much Boredum

Right. Right. Stop that. Stop that this instand. It's too silly. >:l

Health: Erm . . . erm. I like that word erm. Erm erm erm erm ermermerm. We did something longe and arduous. Oh, yes, a Chp. Review. Wee-hee. XL

Geometery: We . . . there was . . . it . . . can't remember . . . Dagtonite interfearing with brain waves . . . unnh . . . can't use psychic mind powers to . . . tyypppeeee alignoanoti yh eoihabo;maodihtoh algna . . . . . . .

English: All better. Checked over our test. Mr.Lawsomething told me he was "deeply dissapointed in me, Miss Mylastname." He calls everyone by their last name. He said if I hadn't forgotten four pronouns on the bonus portion of the test I would have had a perfect paper. XP I still got a purple dancing monkey. Only one person in a class gets a puprle dancing monkey and it was me. I was happy. CX

Lunch: I doesnot roemember.

Advisory: Went to Art advisory again. Trying to get this project finished. Still on the Illuminated one. Mr.S gave me back Ladytron. He said he couldn't get into it because it was too poppy. XP I like it. Got called to Mrs.Fubla lady's room for a FBLA meeting. I suppose I'll be in it this year since Brady's "making" me. I told him he should make me because I had to have an excuse to make myself join.

Phy Sci: Had . . . a test. Yes, that's it. A test. Not that exciting.

Art: Same thing as in advisory. Almost half the people in the class were gone! Yus. X)

Biology: Had a test on microscopes. I knew all the bits and what they did but I don't think I got the part where you had to write the instructions on how to handle the microscope. That was almost 2 pages of notes! Gah! XP

Evan asked me if I would come to the volley ball game for him and I said "*huff* I suh-pose. If I must." My mom took me and I had to use my own money and everything. I stood in the common's area and talked to Mr.S for about fifteen minutes when I first got there. Then I went in to sit with Evan. Brady wasn't there at first and Cole said he'd died. We asked when his funeral was. It's Saturday if you want to come. I played Wack-A-Mole on Evan's DS until Brady showed up and took it away from me. (He came back to life so the funeral's off.) Then I listened to Fillip speak to me and was bored. POIT! The second game was better. We moved to the other side and looked at the pix on Evan's iPod. He tried to stick a string up my nose, too. That was interesting. I was being all moody and alone for a little bit until he tried to get me to tie his shoes together. This is impossible because he does the little knots at the ends so he doesn't have to tie them. That cheered me up. Evan can always ruin a perfectly bad mood for me. XP

160 days remain.

---I don't want to be a pinhead no more. I just met a nurse that I could go for.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The Day of Fast-Talking Grade-Slinging Lab Teacher

I'll get to that eventually.

Health: Again, I do not remember or care so moving on.

Geometery: I was so proud of myself. I figured out how to do that angle thing from yesterday all on my own and I got them right! Yay for me!

English: Testage. I doodled a set of fangs on the back of the test complete with upper lip.

Lunch: No Lucretia (I don't know if that's how you spell that) again. She says she can't find us. I will remedy this. Turns out she lives in a subdivision really close to my house so if we end up being great friends we can hang out easily. X)

Advisory: I read some more H.P. Lovecraft. He's a really great writer even if I can't get into the storyline. His wordage is just so great, I find myself loving the way he writes even if I don't care for what he writes. It's sort of like e.e.cummings, even though I can't claim to know what he's really writing about all the time.

Phys Sci: I'll explain the title now. We had a lab on measuring things. (The premise wasn't that great, but I just like going into the lab.) We get in there and the first thing Mrs.Scary says is that if you have glasses you have to wear the big dorky green goggles instead of the little blue goggles everyone else is wearing so, lucky me, I get to wear the green goggles. Then she tells us what we're supposed to do so fast none of us understand what she's said and we're all asking each other what to do. We finally work it out and measure things and yay and we get told to do a lab report or you don't get credit for being in the lab and doing the thingy. XP That just sucks. So far my lab report is two pages long. *sigh* At least it's only due on Friday.

Art: Worked on my Illuminated project some more. I'm not really happy with anything but the lotus right now. I did the night sky at the top of the page, the little sniffy man, some of the squares, and . . . something else. I don't remember. I lent Mr.S my Ladytron CD so he can make a copy of it because I'm out of blanks. He was just fine with me today so I figure I was just imagining things yesterday.

Am His: More video about the big transcontinental railroad. I worked on my lab report all hour. XD

Biology: We learned what all the little bits on a microscope do and how to properly get out, use, and put away a microscope. "You can look at wee things with them. Yus."

Went to see a relative I never new existed at my great grandman's house. I think it's great that her name is Dorothy and she lives at the junction of O and Z. Ah-ha. Then I got home, put up books on my new shelves and . . . slept. Woodoowoodoo . . . weird, huh?

161 days remain.

---Au tre neu, it's very true, the room temperature's higher than my IQ.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Day of Much Sadness.

Icky icky icky. Today was stressingly icky.

Twilight Time Between: Was almost late, again. But I had enough time for Evan to give me that hug Taylor sent me. CX I felt all fuzzy inside that he remembered me. Evan said his voice changed and he's tall now, and he got a haircut, but this is what Taylor says. I'm so proud of him. He was a squeaky little short kid when he left and now he's a not so squeaky big tall kid, even though he's older than me. XD I miss him. I need to have a party for no reason and invite him! Yus!

Health: Do you really care? Cause I sure don't and I'm taking the stupid class. XL

Geometery: Postualtes are everywhere! Aggghhhhh! NOooOOOOOOoooooOOOOoOOOoOOooo...
That homework was difficult. XP I dunt like it.

English: Graded our worksheety thing and then reviewed for that test we have tomorrow or summin.

Lunch: Lucretia didn't sit with us because she couldn't find us. Evan and I talked about Omukamianism. We decided he was a Wanahumula or something like that as well as a High Acolite where I was a Grand Scribe. We've also decided that Wanahumula or something means Voice of the Milkman. Oh, and we've found a hand gesture that has something to do with Omukamianism as well: Hold your palm facing away from you, or at whomever you wish to gesture to, and put the your ring finger as far down toward your palm as you can bending only the middle joint. You have to hold your fingers together too. Either hand is acceptable for this gesture.

Advisory: Went to Art and worked on my illuminated project. I don't think Mr.S is very happy with me because I'm a "slacker" and I asked him to fill out my reccomendation for SHC (Science History Club) when he didn't have time. X( I've been sad all day long. I don't know why. I think this is one of those days when I just need to sit and have a good cry then I'll be all better.

Phys Sci: Evan asked Mrs.Scary to fill out his recommendation for him and we did something akin to a study guide for the test Thursday.

Art: Mr.S was trying to work on that recommendation, but he didn't get much done. Evan and I had an arguement over who was the better colorer and more talk of Omukamianism. I was the better colorer, by the way. XD I colored the lotus, the spoon, the flure de lis, some of the little doodles, the star things, and the little round man. Not a lot of progress if you ask me, although the lotus is pretty awesome.

Am His: Watched a video on the building of the big long railroad through the West. You know the one. Yeah, that one. Shelface has decided to be my best friend in that class, oh . . . my . . . god. He's sitting there talking at me a mile a minute when I'm trying to listen to what Mr.McMealy's saying. I had no idea what he's talking about but I caught the words "trombone . . . abuse . . . swollen . . . ice . . .*fssssssttt*" I don't care to know.

Biology: Took notes on the microscope. It's actually kind of interesting. We get to do a lab with microscopes sometime soon. Yay!

162 days remain.

---And there will be no comfort for all that we have lost. The actors seem so happy but some how ended all washed up.

And thus ends the all holy Three Day Weekend.

On Saturday we did something and watched Underworld***** and Underworld: Evolution****. Good movies. I like the little Michael guy, but who wouldn't? That's just friggin awesome!

Sunday and Monday: We worked on my and my sister's rooms painting and such. I've done mine with the whole Yin Yang balance thing only there are no Yin or Yang in my room. I did this big graphic art overlapping squares thing on my wall too. It's really awesome. I took the top part off my bed so it's just my futon, but the bed matress slides underneath the futon so if Jessica spends the night or summin, we don't both have to sleep on the futon. My dad built me this shelving unit on the back wall that fills the whole wall and goes up and over my french doors. That's awesome, too. Morris already picked his nook out. XD
On the doors, I painted one black and one white with a flure de lis (that's not how you spell that) spanning the center gap. On the black side the flure is white and on the white side the flure is black. (This would be where that Yin Yang thing comes in.) I painted an identical flure de lis on the back of my regular door divided in half, black on on side white on the other, too. That one looks better than the first one, but *shurg*. Got these 13 hooks to put around my closet door to hang my hats on. I have more than 13 hats, but I put the coolest ones there, like my Stetson and my Fedora. CX
Started putting the stuff back in the room last night. Got my director's chair, nest chair, drums, and desk back in. Got most of the stuff that goes on the desk back in, too. Waiting for a while to put stuff up on the shelves. The shelves aren't acctually done yet, still missing the part that goest up and over. Jeez, I'm so tired. I keep forgetting the subjects of my sentences. XP
It's pretty sweet.

But what sucks is that we have to go back to school today.

---Well, I wasn't down. I just wasn't smiling at you, yeah.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Weeeeeeeeeeeekend!

Ooo-hoo. I feel like I'm special today.

Got up at normal time to help a relative move. She was only moving across the street and it was downhill. XD I'm still worn out though. My legs hurt from walking back and forth all day long. My dad's still over there helping, but my mom took me home. My sister was watching small children at my grandma's house so she didn't have to help. XP Ah, well. Now it's over and I'm sitting on my butt eating popcorn so it's all good.
Listened to OK Go and Ladytron last night. Ladytron is brilliant. Do you know what language that is they're speaking in Fighting In Built Up Areas? It sounds like Russian to me, but I'm not exactly a linguist, so . . .
OK Go is okay. I like A Million Ways and Here It Goes Again.
I just saw a commercial for a Wint Lizard! Wow! That's amazing Mr. Popiel! "I wanna mend some leather! I need a pocket fisherman! I want a product that will scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!"

---If I give you sugar, will you give me some-thing elusive and temporary.

Friday, September 01, 2006

The Saving the Forks foundation and Other Stories

Yesterday . . . yesterday . . . can I remember that long ago?

Health: Nope. That must mean it wasn't important. XD

Geometery: We had to do this thingy with partners and I was with Evan. Evan and I were going to be partners first then Brady asked me and I pointed at Evan, so Brady says, "Hey, Evan, be my partner and we can leave Dagmar all alone." But Evan said I'd already given him the 'be my partner' look, so he'd just be with me. I explained it to Evan when he sat next to me.

English: . . . nothing coming to me . . .

Lunch: Worked on book I of the Omakamian Bible. Evan and I have decided to make up a religion and that's what it's called: Omakamianism. It's based on an African word for "superior milk bringer". The whole thing's based on the Milkman.

Advisory: Did nothing much.

Phy Sci: Notes notes notes. I think . . .

Art: Illuminated project again.

Am His: Worked on the study guide for the test today.

Biology: Studied for the Test today too.

I didn't go home. I went to the Middle School cafeteria to "help" Mr.B with the Middle School A.Team tryouts. Me, Brady, and Evan once again reunited with the awesomest teacher ever, Mr.B! We took the test, pooled our knowledge and got a 71% on that thing. It was like a 69 outta 86 or something like that. XD That was cool. I gave Brady his salesman briefcase and Evan his forks. And then I begged my wonderful mother to let me go home with Evan to make some t-shirts for the Save Pluto Foundation (In conjunction with Save the Forks). Shirts that say "Just because Uranus is bigger than Pluto doesn't mean Pluto's not a planet," or something like that. I rode home with him and his sister, we hunted down metallic silver spray paint, a couple of t-shirts, and a quiet spot out of the way of the church conventionists to talk and make our tape stencils. It took us four hours to finish two shirts! Evan was OCD about the "nubblies" (the sticky outty bits of tape on the letters). We just used masking tape to make the letters and spray painted over that. Evan did have a problem with the sparklies in the metalic paint, but apparently those wash out so it's okay. There was a lot of people at his house for that church convention and that's not everyone. Those are just the people who help set up. They were all kinda creepy chruch people who had bad teeth and smiled at you funny, like you were a big vaugely interesting but harmless bug.

Today:

Health: We hadda test or summin . . . I don't remember.

Geometery: We didda worksheet.

English: We did summin with pronouns. Yay.

Lunch: We . . . did summin . . . I'm distracted . . . yeah . . .

Phy Sci: We took notes on the areas of science. Oh, yes, apparently when Evan and I were going across the parking lot from the Middle School to the High School, or vis versa I don't remember, we were doing a song and dance number (highly probable). Mrs.Scary saw us and brought it up in class. She even did a little skipannahop in emulation of our wonderful dance. XP

Am His: Hadda test today. I think I did okay.

Biology: Nother test. I don't think I did as good on that one.

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Went home, put on my Stetson, got some movies from the rental place, and got Ladytron's Witchinghour. It's a pretty good CD, what I've heard of it so far. My dad got the Hurt CD and my mom got OkGo. My sister got a CP game, Scratches or something like that.

163 days remain.

---Destroy everything thing you touch . . . to-day. Please destroy me this way.