Let's see . . .

Yesterday I dint go to school cause it was my burday!
Yay!
I got $150 from my parents and they took me shopping. We went to Hot Topic, FYE, Best Buy, Barnes and Noble, and CD Warehouse.
I got:
Dark Tranquility Character
Primus Antipop
Blur
The Dandy Warhols Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia
We Are Scientists With Love and Squalor
and my parents got me Rammstein Sehnsucht

I got The Tick Season One and Gorillaz Celebrity Take Down, too. I was going to get the first Guitar Hero, but I can't find the game and the guitar packaged together anywhere anymore! I'll have to look for it at a used game store or something.
My grandparents gave me another hundred because I was going to used my 250 to buy a Wii, but instead the impulsive shopper in me won out and I just spent my cash. XD
No impulse control, I'm serious.

---I am the Antipop. I'll run against the grain till the day I drop.

Bicka bicka wow-wow

^ that was supposed to be at sound effect from those 70's shows. I don't think it worked.

Do-diddly-dum. That's what's going thru my head right now.

I'm so . . . my head is filled with fluff. I can't seem to put any coherent sentences together. I don't really feel like blogging I suppose.

Grr.

---La dee-da dee-da, de-de-de-de-de da.

Shrink

I like that word.

Not much happened on Turkey Day as I said. I spent the beginning of Black Friday (I see why they call it that) at an insane Wally World. Then we went home, watched Big Fish and fell asleep. Evan called at noon and woke me up.
I didn't yell at him or anything. We schemed about seeing a movie or going skating or something. That fell in after playing phone tag for an hour. My phone was on the blink. XP It kept hanging up on him. Then I wrote all day long. I went to Thanksgiving yet again at my other grandma's and then slept well.
This morning I woke up sick to my stomach. Okay, how does that phrase make any sense? How can you be sick to your stomach? Is that like being sick from the waist down? I wrote after I got over it and tried to contact Evan. He called back just as I got stuck and went to surf the internet and we schemed some more. Today worked out.
He and his sister picked me up at two and we went skating. Let me repeat:


We went skating.

Oh, my god. Godzilla was nowhere to be found. Yay. I fell on my butt only four or five times. Evan kept telling me I was good at it just to make me feel better, but it doesn't really work when he says things just to make me feel better. He gets this funny tone of voice when he tells me things just to make me feel better. It's like he's talking to someone else, someone he's polite to.
Evan is a strange creature. Everyone likes him and his best friends hate him, yet we can't stay mad at him for anything. He gets away with whatever he wants and can blame it on us, but we can't stay angry at him for more than a few minutes. He can completely ruin a good sulk with one stupid sentence. Brady and I are still trying to work out how he does it.
I had a good time anyway, even if I couldn't feel my shins down when we were done. One of the times I fell, I did it when trying to bend over and get a quarter I'd dropped in the lobby by the pop machines. I went to get it and fell over in a crab walk style position. I was now stuck between the pop machine and an golf arcade game in front of the pop machine. I didn't even get my quarter. Evan managed to get my quarters, my coke, and get himself a coke around me, squished into this little corner. Remember all of this was done in ice skates. I did manage to lever myself up by reaching behind me and grabbing the golf game. Evan just watched. XP
We had one of Evan's sister's friends with us too and she took us to this little pizza place downtown, near the skate rink. We got a . . . thing. I don't remember what it was called again but there was cheeze and pepperoni and green peppers involved. Some sore of white sauce too. It was really good whatever it was.
We went into this little store called . . . something with two x's. Stixx? Stuxx? Staxx. That was it; Staxx. Total prep store. It smelled like a prep store in that place. Completely uncomfortable. Zipped my WAN (now stands for wicked awesome nerd) jacket up tight and shoved my hands in my pockets. None of the little sales ladies talked to me. I don't think they liked my sock hat. XD
We got a flier from a guy in a band called the Kursk. The show was only two bucks but we couldn't go. I had to be back by about seven so XP.
We drove back to Small town near Big town and went to the wee library because Evan's sister forgot we wanted to go to the Library Center in Big town. I got Valiant (I LOVE Holly Black!), The Darkest Part of the Woods, Edgar Allan Poe's Tales of Mystery and Madness (Illustrated by Gris Grimly, yay!), and . . . Vamped. Then they dropped me off at my grandma's and I left my keys in Evan's sister's car.
He says he reads this but there's never any comments. Does no one love me? Oh, I am hurt.
Maybe it was leaving a post that starts with the phrase 'You're dumb' up for eleven days. I wonder if he worked out that if he reads this after I go somewhere with him, there's generally interesting little thoughts and comments about him? Well, you tell me? You're probably the only one who reads this anyway.
I read through the E. A. Poe book while I was at my grandma's and started reading Valiant. Now I'm here being sleepy and annoying my sister. She loves it ever so much when I do that.
Now she's got the outside dog, Gusty Winds May Exist, in the house and the inside dog, Baby (name's so unoriginal, but she came with it. XP) is unhappy about it.
I'm going to go sleep or read or draw or play Zelda or something.
Oh, was playing that before Evan picked me up and it took me like fifteen minutes to beat all the rooms in Outer Gannon's Castle.
Anyone have a copy of Master Quest I could . . . steal, beg, rent, "borrow"? Bet I could find one on eBay or summin.

---Cheap glue, I'm tellin' you, can never make it stick. Cheap glue, I'm tellin' you, will only make you sick.

XI

I just wanted to let you know that it is three thrity in the morning and here I sit, swigging coke and listening to happy bouncy music, blogging to you.

You'd better be greatful.

Thanksgiving was pretty miserable. Had to go to great grandma's and then Grandma G's. There was much turkey. Then we're going shoping today. But we're only going because it's fun to laugh at the people who're taking this serious.
There is a nasty little draft on my foot. XL

I'm so scary right now, it's not even funny. I'm wearing the Sock Hat, the WAN jacket, my ugly bunny slippers, and my eyes are wide and red with luvverly purple bags. My eyes are tired, but I'm currently working myself up to a shugar high.
My mother hasn't been to sleep yet. Oh . . . My . . . Gods.
She's SUPA HYPA! The cats are seriously wondering what's up with her. So . . . heavy . . . must keep eyes open! GAH!
And with a super human effort, she manages to keep them open until dawn.

---It's a disaster, it's an incredible mess, it's all we got now, it's all we got. All of it laughter, something something strees, it's all we got now, yeah, it's all we got.

Getting Owned.

That has been my day. I've been getting Owned at everything.

First, school. I know, I know, you want to hear about me getting Owned, but . . .

Twilight Time Between: Had A. Team practice this morning, but only three people showed up originally. Me, Rebecca, and Evan. Later Colby and Carly showed up. Mrs.H had a cat test to do today so we just read each other questions.

Phys Sci: (Half day today, afternoon classes) We . . . well, I did nothing. Yay. I'd already finished my assignment so I read The Fifth Elephant.

Art: Nothing new. It was just really weird walking into Art during second hour. It was kinda quiet in there today.

Am His: We went to an NHS meeting. It was boring but short. Then we went to class and watched a dumb movie on coal miners unions. XP

Biology: Mrs.H was gone again so we got shipped to Mrs. Scary's class. Evan and I sat next to each other and doodled things about KH. I tried to doodle Axel but that didn't work. I doodled a fat shorts Sora. He was luvverly. I doodled a Kingdom Key and Kyle (not Jessica's) doodled a skull for me.

After school I just rode home with Brady because we had been scheming. We went to McAllister's where we met Ben, Brady's cousin/brother he wished he had. We all ordered Bacon Spuds. XD We talked about video games and all kinds of stuff. Ben is pretty cool. Then we went to Wally World and wandered around the electronics section, talking about movies and games some more. Then we tried to call Evan to bug him but his phone was busy and then there was no one there. We got to Brady's house and found Evan had called us there. Ben and Brady and I played video games until Evan called. Evan soon showed up.
We played Bond some more. This was the first thing I got Owned at. We played three on one against Ben and he totally Owned all of us at that. He's taught me a new verb. XD Yay. Then we played three on one Shoeball against Ben and totally Owned him. Ha! Evan and I were on a team against Ben and Brady and they won, then Ben and I were on a team and we won. Yay! We went in and sat around doing nothing. We tried to play Mad Gab, but it ended up being a card flinging contest between Evan and Ben. Sometimes Ben could get a good one that would hurt a little and other times it would flutter pathetically. This card flinging slowly escalated to a full blown pillow fight, which Brady had to pause to move his huge Lego creations out of the way. I got Owned at the pillow fight too.
I call it a pillow fight and that sounds too . . . girly for what really happened. There were coordinated strategic moves from Ben and Brady. It was more of a pillow battle. They all ganged up on me, of course, because I was the only girl.
I was watching them do a sword fight in slow motion at one point and laughing and Evan looks at me and says, "You've never been to a guys sleepover before, have you?" I gave him this look and said, "No, I haven' t, I'm sorry." That's what it felt like there. I was totally outnumbered and Owned at everything. It was like I had crossed some invisible line into the world of 'guy'. It was a scary place.
Not to say it wasn't fun. It was just a little awkward at points. Like during the pillow battle. I got Evan and Ben got me with a heaved couch cushion. I don't think I need to explain. Needless to say we both had to take a minor break.
I kept getting injured. Brady's cabinet bit me, Evan stepped on me, someone sat on me, I got farted on, I got kicked, I got knocked over several times, and sundry other damages.
We all reached our physical activity quota for the month, bunch of Nerds that we are. CX
After the pillow fight we talked in Brady's room for a while about music, podcasts, and other stuff. Brady had never even heard of the RAMONES! OH, MY GOD! What the heck! Ben and I disOwned him. Ha, ha, ha. XP
We went up for pizzizza and then Evan had to go. It was sad. Evan said he missed Brady and I gave him a weird hug thing and he said, "I won't miss you, Ashley, goodbye." X) Yay. My mission accomplished.
After that we played the GameCube for a while until even our hands got tired so we watched the Fliggen Dur Zirkus episode with the Fish Slapping Dance. Yay! That's the best sketch in that whole episode.

---Vii-iirus alert! Delete im-med-iate-ly be-fore some-one gets hurt!

Daft

You know I sit down to blog and realize I need munchies so I have to get up. When I sit back down and have carefully typed a sentence one handed while eating my fudgey thing I look up to check my progress and see that I haven't typed a thing in the box. That annoys me.

Wow, has it really been 12 days! I sort of forgot to blog for the past few I've been so tired. Well, on the 17th and 18th we performed the play. We performed during school for the middle schoolers then we performed that night for a real audience. I had my hair slicked back with gel and it looked pretty gross and I had pale base with dark eye makeup. I looked like a twitchy mortician. XD Our first performance was okay; we all now have our own middle school fan club. Our Friday night performance was spectacular! The girl who plays Mrs. Morlock was backstage bouncing around. We only skipped a couple parts. Jessica was there with Kyle! I met Kyle, but didn't talk to him much. I was too busy yammering on about the play to Evan and Jessica. Then Melissa came home with us to spend the night with Liza so I was stuck with them all night long. I slept a long time.
I missed the cast dinner on Saturday, but that's okay because I sat around and did nothing all day. CX Our Saturday performance wasn't as good and, of course, that was the one Mr.S, Lea, Addy, and several other people came to. It was not nearly as good. Evan said he was going to get Brady and I half a dozen roses, but he found something much more 'interesting'. It was a big smelly starfish for each of us. Oh, wee. XP
On Sunday I sat around and did nothing until Karine came to get me and we went to her house and watched Oceans 12 with one of her other friend's and her little brother (the friend's not Karine's). It was pretty good.
That was my big weekend.

It's only been . . . three days since the play.
Monday, nothing happened. It was a Monday, what can I say?
Now for today.

Twilight Time Between: I came in a little late to be early and worked on my project some more.

Health: I can't spell today. XP Some lame assignments. We're learning about the badness of alcohol now. Did you know that alcohol's short term effects include death? Health is soooo stupid.

Geometry: We had a test today over angles and things. There were proofs in it, but they were easy proofs. Evan, Brady, and I got in trouble for talking again.
Okay, I've complained to Evan and now I'll complain to you. Do you ever write a character that's starts out as an Ensen Smith or something and slowly grows into this huge gigantic problem? I have one of those and his name is Rewin. He's turned into this huge thing with a chapter all to himself and now I have to get rid of him, but I can't! Gnerr.

English: We got farmed out to Mrs. Moony's class. We had a huge assignment that was due at the end of the hour and no one got done. XP I just missed that Ex. 19 paragraph thingy on accident.

Lunch: Brady and I talked about Canadian Idiot, the Pancreas Song, and Virus Alert. I gave Brady Weird Al. He likes it. XD

Advisory: Went to the Art room and finished my project. Yay! Now I'm working on our design project. You have to take this stylized deer make it symmetrical and add plant shapes. Then you culler! yay!

Phys Sci: Worked on our Vocab for the chapter but didn't get much done because the whole class was having a group conversation. I tried, really I did.

Art: Got my deer shape and cut it out. I traced my symmetrical thingy on to the paper and am now working on plant shapes. I'm so behind again. XL

Am His: Read today again. Well, the class did, Brady, Action Jackson, and I took the test that we missed on Friday because of the play. Evan was boooorrrrrinng after I finished my test. He was sleepy.

Biology: We watched a lame movie on genetics. It was booorrrrrinng, just like Evan. I got Evan's input on my Rewin problem and now have a few options to get rid of him with. Yay!

After school I stayed to help Mr.S put up art for the choir thingy tonight. Evan and someone else stayed too. There was only three of us . . . and then Karine showed up too! We got it done in about 30 minutes and I didn't have a ride, Evan didn't have a ride, and the other person didn't have a ride so Mr.S got to be the shuttle for the day. We took other person home, then I just asked Mr.S to drop me off at Evan's and I could go from there. Well, my parents were still at work and there was that choir thing Evan and I had to go to so I just hung out with him until then. We wandered around, as always, and did nothing until I got cold and we went inside so Evan could play KH. I met Evan's cat. He's a nice cat, except that he hit me in the glasses with a big metal thing. XP He bit my fingers and it was cute. CX
We talked during the choir thing too and even listened to Phillip for a while. He made me a lovely paper airplane out of his program.
Oh, and for his benefit, I'll mention this: Evan had a liddle box of Hot Tamales. He at the candy and was making a ring out of the box. He held it up to show me. He's folded it so that it read 'Hot' on one side and 'Male' on the other. He's very proud of that.
I think he's an idiot.
Oh, speaking of which. Tomorrow we are going to record how many times I call him an idiot or a dork in a school day. I'll post the results here.
After the choir thingy Evan went with my family to go get fast food. Yay Sonic! I think we scare him. He claims I took a bite out of his nose, but I didn't bite his nose! I head butted it.

---Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni and dream of drivin a Zamboni . . . all over Saskatchewan!

Expecially me.

You're dumb.
You know why?
Cause you read this.
Whoever reads this is dumb.
You're reading this.
So you must be dumb.
No, but now I'm reading this.
So now I'm dumb!


Oh, wait, never mind. We knew that already.


Twilight Time Between: In early again. There were a lot of people there. I think they were there because jazz band was canceled. Can't spell that either. Levi said my project was really cool. He liked the heartless symbol. He's a KH fan too. XD Addy thought it was good as well. Brady told me I have to wear pink on Tuesday because it's opposite day and he's really getting into it. XP I don' wanna. XPXPXP He's going to wear a shirt with buttons and a collar and Greg is wearing a buttonless shirt without a collar. It's going to be weird. What's Evan going to wear? A dress? No wait, he's already done that too. (See September 2006; The Day of Ultimate Humiliation.)

Health: More board races. Mr. Fishface picked the teams today it sucked. I had no friends on my team. We lost. I doodled a harpy.

Geometry: More worksheets. I was tired today. Really tired and kinda depressed.

English: I got assigned to come in tomorrow and say, in a British AND superhero voice, "Simple Subjects!" If I don't everyone gets an F. XP Mr. Lawsomething is cruel.

Lunch: We sung today at lunch. We sung The Lumberjack Song, The SPAM song, and another song I don't remember. The juniors were looking at us again. XD

Advisory: I went to Mr.S's room again. I'm almost done with my Radial Design project. I just have to color part of background of the last one and I'll be done! Yay!

Phys Sci: The class reviewed the worksheets, but I got them so I doodled all hour. I doodled a crying dragon rising from some flames and wrote next to it, "Tears of Dragons fall as Flame." I don't know why.

Art: Worked on my Sillowet project. (Get used to it.) I got the skater girl, the skier, the walking chickita, and part of the tangoing couple done. I'm trying to hurry! The next project we're doing is really awesome. Or at least Mr.S's is. He's got this mirror image stylized giraffe in the middle of the paper with mirror image lines coming out from it and some other things around the giraffe that aren't mirrored. It looks so cool. XD

Am His: Finished those worksheet from yesterday. I was being antisocial and finished mine first, then Brady and Evan who had helped me get none of the answers wanted to cheat offa me! I didn't let them. XP Lozers. I got candy for finishing it. XD

Biology: We went over a few problems on the board and then Mrs.H said we could have the rest of the hour to finish it and I'd finished it in practice yesterday so I doodled the rest of the hour. I finshed drawing this thing Evan told me about from a dream he had. It was a thing with four bunny ears coming out of the side of it's head with big yellow eyes, but no other facial features except for a bump where his nose should be. It wore a cerimonial robe and was evil, but it was Evan at the same time. Have you ever had dreams like that? Where it's like your watching you do something. Like seeing in third person. X? That would be wierd, but highly educational. Then you could see exactly how stupid you look to the rest of the world.

After school we had A. Team practice for about an hour. Rebecca was on fire!
We had to run her to the bathroom and dunk her head in the toilet a few times. Oh, Evan banged his head on the table and gave himself a big goose egg for no reason at all. I wondered if he was using that as a substitute buzzer. I didn't catch the whole story, but something about Haylee and Evan being a ham and pretending to whack his head on the table, but then really doing it. Anyway, he said he didn't actually realize what he was doing until he hit his head. I think that's the way he is most of the time. He never actually realizes what he's doing until he hits his head on something.
After pracitce Evan, Brady, and I sped over to the middle school. Evan and I dropped our stuff and went up to see Mr.B because he was doing A. Team practice today. Brady had to be Luigi. He'd already missed part of play practice and so he couldn't come with us. The wee team groaned when we came in and sat down next to Mr.B. We didn't actually play we just watched and looked through the prize box. The prize box got a whole lot better since we were here! XP Sux. I miss CMS A. Team. I miss three hour practices you didn't want to leave. I miss our spiffy polos. I miss Mr.B. *sigh* I have to let go though. I know that. I just don't really want to.
At six I went down and called my mom (on Evan's sister's phone because mine is conveniently dead) and went home.
Then I attacked the toilet that was clogged up because someone had the bright idea to put papertowels with dog poop in them down there (oopsie). I conquered the vicious toilet and am blogging.
And now I'm not.

--- We are the pi-rates who don't do any-thing. We just stay at home and lie around. And if you ask us to do any-thing. We'll just te-ell you, 'We don't do anything.'

That's it Mister, you just lost your brain privilages!

poopy i said poopy :)

Liza says poopy

Twilight Time Between: A. Team practice today. I did okay. Brady did well.

Health: We did board races. I was on a team with Tori, Sam, Mikayla, and . . . Braineerd. She wasn't thrilled to be on our team, but we were who she was stuck with. We only had 4 people.

Geometry: Evan got Brady and I in trouble! What a surprise. XL He was chucking paper wads and getting us in trouble. He was making snide remarks and getting us in trouble. He was sitting there and getting us in trouble. AGH! Evan said something Evanish so Ms. Brusselsprouts said, "Boys!" Then Haylee suggested that we get moved to opposite corners of the room. Evan by her, of course. I yelled something about "She said 'Boys!' I'm not included in that statement!" Ms. Brusselsprouts gave me a look and I said, "But! She mumlumlummummum . . . " and I shut up.

English: Nothing much.

Lunch: I didn't eat cause Evan told me a gross story. I didn't feel like eating after that. NOW IT DOESN'T HAVBE SPELL CHECK? Waz wid dat?

Advisory: Worked on ornaments. I got called down to the office to get a little pin for A and B honor roll. Brady got A honor roll, but his pin was cheezy. Mine was better. XD

Phys Sci: Had a couple of worksheets on electron dot diagrams, binary, and non-binary somethings. Sam and I worked together on them. We got the dot diagram one pretty well, but the binary and non-binary ones confused us a little.

Art: Worked on my Sillowet project. Yeah, definately no spell check. XD Can't spell. Asked Mr.S about The Futureheads, Islands, and Tim Hecker today. He didn't have any of them. XP So much for getting one of them free. I think I managed to scraped myself off the craplist.

Am His: Took notes and stuff. Evan was being . . . Evan.

Biology: Took notes and had a worksheet, Evan was still being Evan.

After school all three of us stayed to see Mr.B and Brady had to practice. They were doing Acts I and III today so I wasn't in it. XP Okay, Brady had a string hanging from the bottom of his folding seat in the auditorium and I pulled it just a little. Then Evan pulled it a lot. Brady came back, saw Evan twirling the now very long string, and glares at me!
He said, "Why didn't you stop him?"
I shrugged.
"She started it."
"I'm deeply disapointed in you," he says to me.
"What!?! I didn't do it! HE did it! And you're yelling at me! You're making me in trouble for what EVAN did! JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE!"
"Still, you should've known better."
Evan was just grinning the whole time.
I spent the rest of practice alternating between trying to analyze how he does that and trying my hardest to be angry with him. I can't be mad at him for the same reason that Brady blamed me for what Evan did. I can't figure it out. X?
I told him I'd give him a ride home because I was leaving before his sister was, so I called my mom and she said, "No, he can't have a ride."
"Okay, that's fine. I can deal with that."
"Nah, it's all right," she said.
I looked at Evan and said. "No, you can't have a ride."
So we stayed in the front of the school and waited for my mom to show up. She got here and Evan said, "Good luck, see ya' tomorrow."
"You don't want a ride?"
"What? I thought you said I couldn't have a ride."
"I was just kidding."
"Oh, okay."
So we took him home and watching Courage the Cowardly Dog. I love Courage. XD

---Here we are now going to the South Side. Get all my friends and hope we don't die.

Squibble.

Sleeeee-peeeeeeeee . . . .

Twilight Time Between: Went in to work on my project again. XP

Health: Work. Review, I think.

Geometry: More triangles. I'm beginning to loathe those three sided demons. "I like llamas. Hey, guys why are we talking about llamas? Because llamas are hairy!"

English: We debated the vote from this morning because Mr. Lawsomething was wearing his "I Voted!" sticker. Sam and I were arguing with him over stem cell research and abortion. It was great. Evan and I stayed after class to see what our test grades were. Both 79/75 of course. I suggested we start keeping track of how many tests and things we get the same grade on. Evan suggested we just keep track of how many tests we take because it would be close enough. XJ
We stopped at the book fair on the way to lunch, but I dragged Evan along to lunch without giving him the chance to look. He can look tomorrow after school.

Lunch: Finished my English and talked to Brady about something. Don't remember.

Advisory: Went to Art. Mr.S was giving out candy! Yay!

Phys Sci: Took notes on naming chemical compounds. Like Sodium Chloride and all that fun stuff. Oh, and don't forget Lead (IV) Phosphate. XP

Art: I worked on my Heartless Radial Design for the last time in class and got two of the four remaining sections done. I'll still be coming in early for a week or so. XP Oh, well.

Am His: More notes. XP

Biology: Punnet squares. Yay for easy!

Watched 5th and 6th grade A. Team tryouts. It was fun. XD They didn't need me anyway. I went down afterward and Mr. McMealy convinced his son Tyler to do his Bush impersonation for me. It made me laugh. "I've seen Katrina, yeah, yeah, I have. I went down there, yeah, I handed out water to thirsty people, yeah, yeah, without my suit jacket on." XDXDXD

Now I'm at home. I just downloaded four free songs off e music. Yay PC World! I 'm going to go to sleep in a bit. M'kay.

---Don't let it get you down.

The Fog Falls Over All

My excuse this morning is the fact that I wasn't allowed on the computer last night. Hey! This thing puts little lines under words you spell wrong now! Cool!

Twilight Time Between: Came in early to work on my art project.

Health: Karen brought in this spicy chicken soup stuff for no reason at all and we were eating that when over the intercom a voice says "Teachers lock your doors, turn off your lights, and get your students against the back wall. We're on lock down." I wasn't terribly scared by this but some of the other girls were. I'd been hanging out with Tori and eating my soup stuff with Doritos when lock down came into effect. We were all sitting quietly in the dark and this tall man with a gun breaks through the window, the security wires having no effect, and shoots me dead. And now I'm just a corpse typing this to you.
Well, that's what could've happened. What really happened was we sat until the intercom told us it was okay to get up now, but to leave the doors and windows locked and not to leave the classroom, even when the bell rang. So we sat in health until halfway through second hour when we were dismissed.

Geometry: Wow, you know I've been spelling that wrong every day? The rest of the day went as usual except that teachers were keeping hallway traffic to a minimum. But Mrs. Brusselsprouts took us on a group bathroom trip because she had to go and didn't want to leave us alone in an unlocked room . . . or alone in a locked room either. "So who are we eating first?" You know rumors were flying about what really happened during the lock down. "Bin Laden was here with thirteen camels toting AK47's!" In the actual class we did something with triangles; it wasn't exciting.

English: We got the official story on what happened. "Somewhere in one of three counties, including ours, there was an anonymous threat to an anonymous school. Every school in these counties has been on lock down for the day." Poor Sam, she got here late because of a doctors appointment and was locked out of the building. She had to tap on Mr. Parking's window to get him to let her in. Evan, Sam, someone else, and I took the test from Friday that we missed. XP

Lunch: Evan and I talked about THE END a little and I don't remember anything else.

Advisory: Reading day. I read more of In the Devil's Snare which I have to finish and write a report on by the end of the month. XP Sux.

Phys Sci: We're doing electron dot graphs and I don't like them. XP I suck at puzzles where you have to put the shapes together in just the right way. Like those dumb tangram things. I hate those. Had homework.

Art: Worked on my Heartless Radial Design project. I'm now working on the warm colors, yay!

Am His: Took notes. No fun. XP

Biology: If Evan doesn't SHUT UP in that class he's getting us a seating chart. I'm really beginning to loath having that class with him. I should've taken by myself. XL

After school I hung out with Mr.B until he left. We talked about bands and things.
I was miserable yesterday. I tried to take a nap three times and every time Liza woke me up. XP Sux. One time she had an ice cube. I watched that show Heroes Brady's always talking about. When I was trying to go to bed, brushing my teeth, I managed to blow a spit bubble. It popped and got toothpaste in my eyes. I went to bed and tried not to hurt myself anymore. I woke up at two then and didn't go back to sleep 'til four. I'm really sleepy right now. XP

--- Stay Don't Go.

W.A.N. JACKET!

W.A.N. stands for WIiiiIcked Awesome NEW. It can also be used as W.A. The WAN jacket has Link's shield on the front with two swords crossed behind it and six arrows jutting from between them. It's sweet.

Please excuse the absense. Nothing exciting happened during shcool Thursday that I remember.
After school and play practice Evan and I had finally shcemed and found a day to go skating! I told him in art Gojira was going to pop out of nowhere and step on his house killing all of his family just so we wouldn't get to go. And Evan said something about "Yeah, but Godzilla is really my pet." and grinned. "And Evan the sole survivor of the terrible Gojira attack on his home in wouldn't you like to know says 'It's terrible! Godzilla's got a splinter!'"
Well, my mom picked me up and I told her about the plan and she said no, she had to go do something right after she picked me up. Then I accused her of being Gojira and she took me home where I told Evan it was probably better if he picked me up. His middle sister was driving and she was really slow so by the time we made it into town the erm . . . dang . . . forgot the word. Well, the time when you could skate was already mostly over and she didn't even know how to get there. So we still didn't get to go skating and instead of my mom, his sister was Godzilla.
We ended up going to the mall and doing nothing instead. I got a wrist band like Roxas's. It's all checkery. XD

Friday I got up at 4:30 in the morning and took a four hour long bus ride to another state to go to an aquarium. Trippy was the word of the day. I slept in ten minute intervals until we got to the IHOP for breakfast. I kept waking myself up because I was having some really disturbing dreams! In one of them this guy killed this chick and then stomped on a muzak speaker in a dentists office. There was one I don't remember and another one where someone was trying to feed someone else bloody intestines. It was weird. I brought Twilight with me but resisted starting it until the ride home. The ride was long and boring and there was much plugging in of headphones. Until we got the aquarium which was awesome. Evan and I hung out with Karean (can't spell) and her friend (I can't remember her name). They had one of those plexi domes that was inside the sharktank and you could go in it. It was so cool. We got to see all the stuff that made the tanks work and how the fed the fish and such. Then we looked at the exhibits. There was this one tank filled with moon jellies under a colored light. Evan said it was like an organic lava lamp. We were mezmerized. This was where the word trippy first came in. Then we got bored again and wen to the shark dome thing and layed on the ground looking up at the sharks when they went over us. Trippy again.
We all tried to fit into this little photo booth they had but when we were all wedged in there we found out it was five bucks. We just used K----'s camera. I've given up on spelling her name. Okay. We went to the river landing nearby and found out the river was dried up and the shops were closed. So we started back and ate at the golden corral on the way. EVAN LIKES BRUSSEL SPROUTS! Can you believe that!?!!? That's insane! THey're a gross color, they smell bad, they're distgusting! XP There was this little girl at the table next to Evan, Addy, Rebecca, and I and her dad was all like, "Don't play with your food." And then I had this browinie that tasted weird but had lots of icing and Evan was cutting these weird hard gummi bears in half. I took the pieces and stuck them in the icing going, "Ooooh, noooo!" It was a gummi bear tar pit. Addy thought we were being immature. XD
Okay, I started that stupid book on the ride home right? Well, I got home and read some more. Then I woke up on Saturday and read more. I made myself stop because I promised myself I wouldn't be completely spell bound by this dumb book but I was and then I was irritated about it. I hid the book from myself and went to play practice then went and picked up Taylor. He's taller than me, drat it all! We had to go to WalMart with my dad then we played video games went outside for all of five minutes then played video games some more. When we took him home I read more of that book.


I finished it this morning.


I didn't like the end. It was too easy. XL It was a happy sappy ending and I hated every minute of it. I wanted her to die. I really did, but I still have New Moon for her to die in. It said she was going to die in the beginning didn't it. Now I have to borrow New Moon from Rebecca and see if she dies there. The least she could do is turn into a stupid vampire. AND oh, oh, AND that woman stole my theory about the venomous vampires! Grr. I don't care if she could've had it before me! It was mine!!! XC Then we went to the mall and I got my jacket and some new shoelaces. They're all checkery. Liza got a big Frank the Bunny action figure. It's awesome. I found a new CD to want. Wumpscut (??? or something like that) Wreath of Barbs. Now I'm going to go to bed. Kay? Kay.

---I find it kinda funny. I find it kinda sad. The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.

The Day After Halloween

is disapointing.

Twilgiht Time Between: Had A. Team practice today. I did pretty good. I got a question about Avalon. XD

Health: Read a chapter and did the reveiw. XP

Geometery: Okay, this makes me mad. Most of the people in our class are doing this mathathon thing to help St. Jude's or something like that, but I forgot to turn in my thing so I didn't get a book to do it. Ms.Brusselsprouts gave the people who had a book time to work on it today and in doing so got work for the rest of us to do as well. She just copied off the stupid mathathon book and gave it to the rest of us! You know how huge that thing is?! The least she could've done is tell us that if we didn't get a booklet we'd have to do it anyway. That way we would do all this work to actually help someone instead of just to bring Ms. Brusselsprout's cruel joy. I was mad at everything that hour. And it was all her fault.

English: Worksheets and things like that. XP

Lunch: I was soooo hungry but lunch was crap. X* I kept thinking about chicken enchaladas. That sounds soooo good right now. Agh! SOOOOO HUGRY! Too bad we're out of cheezeits.

Advisory: Read some of THE END.

Phys Sci: Worked on vocab today. I got a B on the test. I managed to finish my vocabulary in class! WOW!

Art: Finished stenciling in my pattern and started coloring the cool colors today. Evan looked at me and said, "We're just totally opposite on this project aren't we?" I did Heartless, he did Nobodies, he started with hot colors, I with cool, there was something else, but I don't remember the third thing.

Am His: Watched a movie. A real movie called Far and Away with Tom Cruise in it. XP It's about this Irish guy who goes to America. Wee fun, fun. He was having a bad week in the movie. His dad died, his house burnt, his donkey ran off, his brothers beat him up, he got stabbed with a pitchfork, his gun blew up in his face, he got into a duel and ran away, and the guy he was in the duel with likes the girl he'll like later in the movie. XP Movies are based one exaggerated bad days.

Bio: Took a test. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I finished THE END in that class. Oh, forgot to give it to Brady. Drat.

Had play practice. Nothing new.

---There's only one thing that I like and that is whistling in the dark, whistling in the dark, whistling in the dark. Ah-ah-ah-ah, there's only one thing that I like and that is whistling in the dark.

This is Halloween!

Red and black, slimy green!

Twilight Time Between: Nothing much.

Health: Had to do a partner thing, and because I have no friends in that class I get stuck with the person no one wants to be with. Well, this time it was Tori, which was cool. I like Tori. We traded stories and I told her I had my bag o' candy in my locker. She goes, "Really? Can I have some?" She and Sam ended up following me up to my locker to steal some of my candy. I told them to shut it when they were done.

Geometery: Worksheets. XP

English: Worksheets. XP Mr. Lawsomething said he hated Halloween! XO Oh, yeah, and Mr. Lawsomething took a balloon from his closet when he was looking for the kleenexes and he popped it. We all knew he was going to pop it, except Sam apparently. She screamed like a banshee! It was funny!

Lunch: I had a bag o' candy for Halloween and Brady, Joey, and Greg dug out all the sweet tarts and divied them up. Brady got the most, of course.

Phys Sci: Took a test and worked on the assignment we had after the test.

Art: Finished cutting my stencil out with an exacto knife and started tracing. I got half way done tracing before the hour was over. Mr.S was bored so he carved Evan's "godawful" pencil.

Am His: Seth was hyper! He wanted Brady's candy really badly so he's like "BRADY! GIVE ME CANDY!" and Brady says, "No." So Seth says, "Fine, I'll just hang all over your girlfriend." and he sits on my desk and hugs my head. I try to tell him I'm not Brady's girlfriend while pushing him off me, but I gasp, "I'll give you candy and you leave me alone!" And he let's go with a howl of "CANDY!" I gave him some chocolate and he shut up. XD
We also got to watch the elementary kids go by in their costumes. There were about six vampiresses and only one or two vampires. There was a girl blue power ranger. Feminist in the making right there. I stood with Sam and leaned on Evan's head because he was on the floor while we awww-ed and ewww-ed the kids costumes.

Biology: Reveiwed for test. Lots of fun.

Had play practice. I talked to Mr.B until he left then I went down to play practice. Brady needed a ride home from play practice so we took him, but we were going to pick up Jessica and Melissa too, to my surprise. When we pulled up to Jessica's house I scooted over next to Brady and said, "Are you my buddy?" with a little smile in a weird voice and he said, "Yer my buddy." in the same wierd voice. I had to sit in the middle and we dropped Brady off and went to my house where I finished getting into costume. I put on darker makeup (I'd actually worn makeup, wow. OX), I put my fangs in, I put on these huge red and black fake eyelashes, and put fake blood on the edge of my lip. Jessica got fake blood, too. She wore some of her regular awesome clothes: a short black skirt, hose with runs, a skull covered shirt, a sheer overshirt, and hooker boots, with lots of eye makeup and now fake blood. I was wearing black pants and a black long sleeved shirt with a tight red shirt over it. I wore my black pin-striped chuck's too. XD It was wicked. Too bad I hadn't thought to paint my nails black . . . or red. I had a tattoo around my eye. It's still there now. It's pretty sweet.
We went trick-or-treating. We hit up Evan's house on the way by and scared one of his sisters and woke him up. He was asleep! On Halloween! He says he's not too old to trick-or-treat, but he didn't go out and walk the cold streets begging for candy like we did. Then we went around town and got a load of candy that'll last until Easter. CX It was fun. Jessica had never really been trick-or-treating before. Can you beleive that? XO
We got fast food and then took her home then I did homework. Not a bad Halloween overall.

---Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick, lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick!