Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Getting Owned.

That has been my day. I've been getting Owned at everything.

First, school. I know, I know, you want to hear about me getting Owned, but . . .

Twilight Time Between: Had A. Team practice this morning, but only three people showed up originally. Me, Rebecca, and Evan. Later Colby and Carly showed up. Mrs.H had a cat test to do today so we just read each other questions.

Phys Sci: (Half day today, afternoon classes) We . . . well, I did nothing. Yay. I'd already finished my assignment so I read The Fifth Elephant.

Art: Nothing new. It was just really weird walking into Art during second hour. It was kinda quiet in there today.

Am His: We went to an NHS meeting. It was boring but short. Then we went to class and watched a dumb movie on coal miners unions. XP

Biology: Mrs.H was gone again so we got shipped to Mrs. Scary's class. Evan and I sat next to each other and doodled things about KH. I tried to doodle Axel but that didn't work. I doodled a fat shorts Sora. He was luvverly. I doodled a Kingdom Key and Kyle (not Jessica's) doodled a skull for me.

After school I just rode home with Brady because we had been scheming. We went to McAllister's where we met Ben, Brady's cousin/brother he wished he had. We all ordered Bacon Spuds. XD We talked about video games and all kinds of stuff. Ben is pretty cool. Then we went to Wally World and wandered around the electronics section, talking about movies and games some more. Then we tried to call Evan to bug him but his phone was busy and then there was no one there. We got to Brady's house and found Evan had called us there. Ben and Brady and I played video games until Evan called. Evan soon showed up.
We played Bond some more. This was the first thing I got Owned at. We played three on one against Ben and he totally Owned all of us at that. He's taught me a new verb. XD Yay. Then we played three on one Shoeball against Ben and totally Owned him. Ha! Evan and I were on a team against Ben and Brady and they won, then Ben and I were on a team and we won. Yay! We went in and sat around doing nothing. We tried to play Mad Gab, but it ended up being a card flinging contest between Evan and Ben. Sometimes Ben could get a good one that would hurt a little and other times it would flutter pathetically. This card flinging slowly escalated to a full blown pillow fight, which Brady had to pause to move his huge Lego creations out of the way. I got Owned at the pillow fight too.
I call it a pillow fight and that sounds too . . . girly for what really happened. There were coordinated strategic moves from Ben and Brady. It was more of a pillow battle. They all ganged up on me, of course, because I was the only girl.
I was watching them do a sword fight in slow motion at one point and laughing and Evan looks at me and says, "You've never been to a guys sleepover before, have you?" I gave him this look and said, "No, I haven' t, I'm sorry." That's what it felt like there. I was totally outnumbered and Owned at everything. It was like I had crossed some invisible line into the world of 'guy'. It was a scary place.
Not to say it wasn't fun. It was just a little awkward at points. Like during the pillow battle. I got Evan and Ben got me with a heaved couch cushion. I don't think I need to explain. Needless to say we both had to take a minor break.
I kept getting injured. Brady's cabinet bit me, Evan stepped on me, someone sat on me, I got farted on, I got kicked, I got knocked over several times, and sundry other damages.
We all reached our physical activity quota for the month, bunch of Nerds that we are. CX
After the pillow fight we talked in Brady's room for a while about music, podcasts, and other stuff. Brady had never even heard of the RAMONES! OH, MY GOD! What the heck! Ben and I disOwned him. Ha, ha, ha. XP
We went up for pizzizza and then Evan had to go. It was sad. Evan said he missed Brady and I gave him a weird hug thing and he said, "I won't miss you, Ashley, goodbye." X) Yay. My mission accomplished.
After that we played the GameCube for a while until even our hands got tired so we watched the Fliggen Dur Zirkus episode with the Fish Slapping Dance. Yay! That's the best sketch in that whole episode.

---Vii-iirus alert! Delete im-med-iate-ly be-fore some-one gets hurt!

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