Monday, July 31, 2006

Gerblibbles.

My sister has a pair of gerbils and they got out yesterday. I saw them in her room and I thought she had mice at first, but then this lil' furry brown face peeked out and I recogninzed Fred. Gerbil #1. I called for Liza and she came down with my parents to try to catch the rodents. Me and my dad had Fred pinned under the bed, but he ran out to the living room and hid under the couch. Windel (gerbil #2) was under the pool table and then he ran to the table where the cages were.
Eventually we caught them with gerbil food for bait and the top of a CD stacker thingy. You know, like the one that all the blank CDs come in when you buy about 50 of them? Yeah, that thing.
Well, we caught the gerbils under that and then scooped them up on a half used notebook and put them in their travel cage.
It was quiet and adventure.
Then this morning my parents went to town and bought the gerbils a new cage and a replacement part for the one they chewed a hole in. Them gerbils can squeeze thr0ugh some tiny holes. (You're welcome, Mr.B.) My sister and I put the cages back together and popped tubes into place. The gerbils are having a wonderful time eating wood chips.
Yay Frindle! That's what the gerbils are called collectively. Either that or Wed. I like Frindle, personally.

---- I'd skip to the end. The hardest part.

Sunday, July 30, 2006

Doc of No Return!

Ah, yes, the Document of No Return . . . is . . . is . . . is a list of all the CDs I want. XD
This is just so I don't have to jump from my document to my notebook to that other document all the time.

^
18 Visions: "Victim"*
be Your Own PET: (self-titled) "Bicycle, Bicycle, You are My Bicycle"
The Automatic: Not Accepted Anywhere "Monster"
^Okinawa? Line: ?
Bloodpit: Mental Circus "Platitude"
Kill Hannah: Until There's Nothing Left of Us "Lips Like Morphine"
^Butthole Surfers: "Pepper"*
Three Days Grace: One-X "Animal I Have Become"
Boom Boom Satillites: "Dive for You"*
Mew: "Special"
Hot Chip: The Warning "Over and Over"
30 Seconds to Mars: A Beautiful Lie "The Kill"
^Lauri Tahka and Elonjakru: ?*
Nine Black Alps: Everything Is "?"
Matchbook Romance: VOICES "Monsters"
Rock Kills Kid: Are You Nervous "Paralyzed"
Nine Inch Nails: With Teeth "The Hand That Feeds"
^Madsen: ?
^Prodigy: "Firestarter"*
The Strokes: First Impressions of Earth "Juicebox"
Taking Back Sunday: Louder Now "MakeDamnSure"
Shonen Knife: Explosion/Loop di Loop? (This is so confusing!)
Starlight Mints: Drowation "Inside of me"
Head Automatica: Propaganda "Graduation Day"
Sound Team: Movie Monster "Your Eyes Are Liars"
Apocalyptica: Amplified "Repressed"*
Flogging Molly: Whiskey on a Sunday "?"

Jeez, this is gonna cost me a LOT.

---I've got a rabbit that likes to hop. I've got a girl and she likes to shop. I've got a pen, but I lost the top. I've got a red Japanese tea pot. I've got a lot of things you haven't got . . .

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Shut UP! I'm SO tired of you stupid hymns! --God

Spent the night with Jessica last night. It was pretty fun watched a lot of movies and ate a lot of junk. (Beef jerkey, pickled okra, cheeze puffs, cheeze-its, pizza . . .)
Watched:

Date Movie
: *blah*, it had it's funny moments, but really *blah*.

***Hide and Seek
: Good movie, but I saw that coming 42 miles away.

******Secret Window
: Great movie! It had Johnny Depp in it, anyway. He's a great actor and I'm glad he stood up to Diseny with the Pirates thing.

**O' Brother Where Art Thou
: Good movie, too. The fact that it's based on the Odessey appeals to me. I like Delmer. "Gopher, Everet?"
um . . .

Talked to Kyle. This was the conversation:
Kyle: "Hi."
Me: "Hi."
Kyle: "What'chu doin'?"
Me: "Watchin' music videos."
Kyle: "That's crazy!"
Me: "Insane, I know."
Kyle: "Jus' wanted to say hi."
Me: "Hi."
Kyle: "Hi."
Me: "Hi."
Kyle: "Hi."
Me: "Hi."
Kyle: "Bye."
Me: "M'Kay, here you go." (Hands the phone to Jessica.)
And that was it.

Eloquent, huh?

Yeah, we stayed up 'til . . . a long time sitting in the back of her dad's truck looking for shooting stars. We only found one. It was wee lil'. We were Pirates, too. Jess said we need eyepatches. Yes!

---Your blue viens . . .

End transmission.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Kentucky smells like fart.

It does.
We went to Kentucky, Illinois, and Tennessee on vacation and when we drove into Kentucky it smelled like fart and cabbage. There's also a county there called McCracken that you can make some pretty good jokes out of. Car sales and Salvage . . . in McCracken!
You get it.
We drove for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and arrived in Paducah, Kentucky to stay the night at a motel that smelled like stale cigarette smoke. All motel rooms smell like stale cigarette smoke. The next day we drove some more and got to Nashville, Tennessee where we drove through twisted city streets and hazy smog to the Parthenon . . . not a replica exactly. It was the Parthenon, but what it might have looked like when they first built it. There was a little artistic license involved, but it was cool all in all. Athena was looking a little chunky, but she was flippin' 42 feet tall! They also had plaster replicas (these were replicas) of the broken statues from that . . . what'da ya' call that trianlge thing with the sculptures that's supported by the pillars at the front? It's like a facade, but not . . . oh, whatever.
We went to Cave City afterwards and stayed in a motel that smelled like soap instead of cigarettes. (It was a Best Western.) We went to Mammoth Cave and took a tour, it was the Frozen Niagara tour and it was odd. All the other caves I've been in have had stalag-things all over the place, but this one didn't. There's a sandstone cap over the whole thing that keeps water out of the cave. The tour was pretty lame. They didn't' tell us anything about the history of the cave just the stuff cave guides always tell you, you know. Oh, well.
We took the tour and went home. It was a long drive.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Yellow squids are bad.

i had the weirdest dream last night. There was this airport with a room full of pool toys, like noodles and those inflateable bed things. I was with about three or four people, none of them whom I acctually knew, but I was friends with them in my dream. We were going to look for a something for Russel from the Gorillaz. We went outside of the airport on the ledge near the water. There was a city in the distance. We went in the water to look for the thing, but none of us got wet or anything. Sometimes we would see it and chase after it, but then it would dissapear again. It was little, about two inches long, white, and cylendrical. We didn't find it, but the ferry arrived and we had to take that home.
My bus driver drove the ferry and I was all the way at the other end of the airport when it arrived. I had to run, using the pool toys that poked out the windows of the airport to get to the ferry before it left, then I realized I'd forgotten my stuff. I had my bus driver pull around to the side of the airport so I could reach the ledge and grab my stuff.
Then there was a break and I was at this house. It was like a log cabin with iron pots on the walls and an old fashioned fireplace and stove. There was a front room and two bathrooms in the house. They had indoor plumbing, don't ask me why.
We stayed at this house for a long time. My grandpa was there and I kept finding things from the past inhabitants like ribcages still in jackets. There was this little patch of corn about a 5x5 square, and I was sitting under it, but I was drawing the corn, too. I don't understand that part.
Later, I was in one of the bathrooms looking for someting, a gold tooth maybe? And water started bubbling up from the drain. It was blue, blue water and these yellow tentacles came reaching up through the round drain. I ran out and told my grandpa what was happening and we ran through the house, through a lot more rooms than I'd ever been in and out to my parent's two tone PT Crusier. We started driving like crazy down the driveway and out to the street, but then the car just stopped in front of this other little house where these two people were running out of their house too.
My grandpa looked at me and said, "Do you think it can reach this far?"
And I woke up.
That was my dream.

Friday, July 07, 2006

Nah, nah, nah-nahnah, nah, nah, naaaaaaaaaah . . .

Oh! that this too, too solid flesh would melt, thaw, and resolve itself into a dew.
I love Willie S.
Um, the Fourth was good. There was lots of food, lots of people, and lots of fireworks. We cleaned up and did nothing. There's gonna be a lot of that going on over the summer.
Today we have to go buy a present for my cousin's birthday party tommorow. That's pretty much it.

If you want it, oooOOO, you can have it, oooOOO, you just gotta learn to reach up there and grab it, oooOOO, cause everybody wants some looove, oh, baby, shootin' from the stars above, oh, baby, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, it's more than I can take. I could never get enough.

----Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster. He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal, he just runs around in his hamster wheel. Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster . . . . . . . HEY HARVEY!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Holy Goat Nipples!

It's been a long time! Wow! I've been so busy with that writing my piffle and keeping my myspace message folder free of messages collecting virtual cobwebs.
Well, let's see what happened since the 29th? Lea'see . . .
Jeez, are you serious! It's been that long?!?! (yeah, yeah, I know.)
Um, Friday I dint do anything.
Saturday, we cleanded for the 4th of July party we're gonna have here today.
Sunday, we cleanded for the 4th of July party we're gonna have here today.
Monday, we cleanded for the 4th of July party we're gonna have here today.

Um, and today, we cleanded for the 4th of July party we're gonna have here today.

Sound like fun?
It was.

I got a coupla new CDs to make up for the serious dust bunny terminator type cleaning we did. The Best of the Ramones, including I Wanna Be Sadated, Rock n' Roll Highschool, and Blizkreg Bop. "Hey, ho, LET'S GO!"
And I got the new Korn CD for that Twisted Transistor song, but it's not a bad CD over all. 'Oh, yeah, I'm such a poser/insert derogatory name here because I bought the CD for the one song they play on the radio.' How else do you find bands you like? I always buy CDs for the one song I've heard before. You can find all sorts of new and fun music that way.

That new kitten I wrote about a coupla posts back is named Bob. He's really a gargoyle.
See list of Reasons:
He hisses and makes faces at ANYthing.
He poops in a bathtub like all gargoyles.
He's an ungodly amount of cute (so cute it should be against the laws of nature) when you're looking.
He's not afraid of anything, except the litter box. (Wouldn't you be afraid of a box filled with chipped up bits of people in it?)
He terrorizes the real cats.
He can obviously fly. (He hordes popcorn on the ceiling fan.)
He's gray.
He just makes you think he's furry.
He can control you thoughts. WooOOOoooOOOooo . . .
These are just a few of the reasons he's a gargoyle. I just don't remember the rest.

GAH! Something is eating me alive! AGH! Itchyitchyitchyitchy!
'm'kay, better now.
---Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, Oh-ho-ho-ho . . .