The Now.

Now. Now is weird. You can never escape from The Now. You are always in The Now. You can never really go to The Past because if you did The Past would become The Now to you. You can never really go to The Future because The Future would be The Now to you.
Yesterday:
First Hour: I learned my alphabet. We had to do an autobiography thing--- Liza says "wee wee."--- and use all the letters of the alphabet. That was fun. K is for KILL! AHNIALLATE! MAIM! Z is for Zebra, ze garmet worn on ze bosom. B stands for B the first letter in my first name. J is for Join the legions of the undead!
We did whatever in A. Team Conditioning.
We invended a game during Lunch. It's called Shoeball. I'll post the rules when I finish writing them. The point of the game is to whack a wad of paper over the goal line with your shoe. Brady, Evan, and I are team Hamslice Shoeball Division. There are currently 2 other teams in the league: The Goats (My sister's team) and The Murderers (Lil' boys' team).
Hamslice murdered The Murderers and squashed The Goats. The Murderers maimed The Goats until Brady joined their team and cheated their way to two points behind. One of The Murderers quit playing because I (the scorekeeper) was rooting for The Goats, so Evan replaced him. It was a clash of the titans and Evan came out the victor. It was a little sad. That was today.
First Hour Today: We had to write a half a page on the most annoying things in our lives. Mine were Ak, Evan, Eliza, Gremlins, and Dust Bunnies.
We played regulation in A.T.C. and then played those Shoeball games I just wrote about. That was fun.
Evan won't be here for about a week, so it'll be just me and Brady. Evan'll get back just in time for Mr.B to make his two week appearance. Then we'll never have class w/ Mr.B again! :C It's so sad!
--- HAM . . . SLICE . . . SECOND . . . SERVING!